it's bullshit – I did not hit her
I did not!
hey, soldier!
Colonel Nick Fury, director of SHIELD
oh, hi Nick
anyway, how is your sex life?
well...to be honest with you, we don't really know
go on...
there's still a lot of work to be done
I'm here to talk to you about The Avengeres Initiative
if a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live
these are for you
hell yes!
let's go eat, huh?
anything for my friend
[chucking that radiates the warmth of friendship]
you should have gone for the head
oh, hey everybody!
that's not the real time stone
Dr. Strange got it from a cereal box
[laughter] you're just a little chicken!
CHEEP cheep cheep cheep cheep CHEEEEP
yeah, bro, this time you're gonna have to beat the real Avengers
not the JV squad
[portal activation reverberates through woods]
I'm so happy I have you as my best friend
Johnny's my best friend
he's your best friend
if a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live
I did not hit her
oh, hi Mark
[screaming Mark Ruffalo]
Lisa, Lisa, you're tearing me apart
you know what they say
love is blind
let's go eat, huh?
everything is fine
cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep
cheep cheep cheep cheeep (I don't mind)
cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep
cheep cheep cheep cheeep (everything is fine)
cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep
cheep cheep cheep cheeep (I don't mind)
cheeep, cheep cheeep, cheep cheep
cheeep, cheep cheeep, cheep cheeep
you're tearing me apart
oh, hi Mark
who?
hey, everybody
thank you – this is a beautiful party
you invited all of my friends
hey everybody
let's eat cake
I have an announcement to make
I'm fed up with this world, you're just a chicken (ha ha)
how can you do this?
you make me sick
leave your stupid comments in your pocket
you're going to destroy Johnny
he's very sensitive
leave your stupid comments in your pocket
son of a bitch
I did not hit her
oh, hi Mark
Lisa, Lisa, you're tearing me apart
you know what they say
love is blind
let's go eat, huh?
everything is fine
cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep
cheep cheep cheep cheeep (I don't mind)
cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep
cheep cheep cheep cheeep (everything is fine)
cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep
cheep cheep cheep cheeep (I don't mind)
cheep cheep cheeep, cheep cheep
you're tearing me apart (hi, doggy)
what a story, Mark
anyway, how is your sex life?
you're tearing me apart
oh, Hi Mark (underwear – that's life)
I'm so happy I have you as my best friend
yeah, man
Johnny's my best, best friend
he's your best friend
you're my best friend
Mark's his best, best friend
best friend
you're my best friend, best friend
[portal sounds, ominous music]
oh, hey Thanos
I'm just sittin here thinkin
I forget, why are you, like, killin people and stuff?
too many mouths, not enough to go around
so with that magic hand, you can't, like, make fuckin soybeans or somethin like that?
or like, almonds? edamame? nothin?
I can simply snap my fingers – they would all cease to exist
I call that...mercy
lay off the roids, bro
I don't know...[sigh]
serial killers are very strange these days
leave your stupid comments your pocket!
oh, hey Denny
oh, hi Mike
oh, hey Peter
oh, hey guys
everybody – I'm so happy I have you as my friends
oh, hi babe
oh, hi Johnny
oh, hi Claudette
hi, doggy
everybody – I love you as a human being to the end
where's my money, Denny?
what'd you do with my money?
stop ganging up on me
for God's sake...
why, why? (Denny)
why? (Denny x4)
let's go home
I did not hit her
oh, hi Mark
Lisa, Lisa, you're tearing me apart
you know what they say
love is blind
let's go eat, huh?
everything is fine
cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep
cheep cheep cheep cheeep (I don't mind)
cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep
cheep cheep cheep cheeep (everything is fine)
cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep
cheep cheep cheep cheeep (I don't mind)
cheep cheep cheeep, cheep cheep
you're tearing me apart (hi doggy)
oh, hi Mark
yeah, you can say that again
you're tearing me apart (hey, everybody)
you're the expert, Mark
what kind of drugs do you take?
Denny! Why??
you're tearing me apart
calm down
what a story, Mark
yeah, you can say that again
you're my best friend (ha ha)
you're tearing me apart
anything for my princess
oh, hi Mark
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART
[cry for Lisa reverberates through Wakandan forest]
where you goin?
you're just a little chicken
time stone's been taken
sanctum remains unguarded
cheeep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeep
cheeeeeeeeeep
[Mark blows on phone
you guys are real human beings
shout out to Pistol Shrimps, thanks for helping us put this video together
thanks to the new 5th Gregory Brother, Greg Sestero
Tommy and I made a new movie called 'Best Friends'
it's available world wide, it's INSANE
Tommy gets choked by a clown you gotta check it out
That's a great way to go out
I like this one