Master Skywalker, you seem troubled.
Has something happened?
Unfortunately something didn’t happen.
I have bad news, Rey…
I just received word… that we’re not nominated for Best Picture.
Oh...
Did you think we would be nominated for Best Picture?
We were critically acclaimed, Rey!!!!
Critically Acclaimed!!!!
Yes, but the…
The critics ALWAYS like what everyone likes…
I don’t think that’s true.
How are we not best picture!?
It makes no sense!
Well what about best actor?
No!
And I gave the best performance I’ve ever given!
I was acting so hard I became one with the force, Rey!!!
Oh, is that what happened there?
Best Director?
Nope.
Best Actress?
Sorry.
Awe...
What about music???
Well duh, obviously!
Hello everyone.
Ben!
Did you hear about the nominations?
Yes.. and I’m furious.
I blew everyone’s mind taking out the Supreme Leader a whole movie ahead of schedule!
But Daniel Day Lewis makes a bunch of dresses and everyone wants to suddenly throw trophies
at his feet…
AGAIN.
Settle down Ben.
The nominees can’t be that bad.
I heard the Shape of Water was lovely.
The one Where a human falls in love with a sea creature?
We have that!
I love my milk sirens!!
Perhaps a little too much…
What about The Post or Three Billboards?
Brave women rising up against authority, risking it all.
Hello…
We have ALL of those things!!!!
Okay fine.
But you have to admit Commissioner Gordon was fantastic in Darkest Hour?
Oooo, look at me.
I put on a fat suit I’m soooo impressive.
can I please have an award?!?!
You’re being so childish.
Kind of like Lady Bird…
You know... immature, ungrateful, doesn’t want to be
called by her given name.
At least she changed.
Kylo IS my name!
Speaking of names…
Call Me By Your Name?
Awakening desires…
I tried awakening desires between you two.
Get out of here Snoke Torso!
Yeah!
We could be related!
You’re not gonna be related!
#ReyLo Forever Anyways… you had to have liked Dunkirk at
least?
Is that the one with the soldiers on the beach while Hans Zimmer falls asleep on an organ?
Hans Zimmer is nominated for that score!
Oh my gosh!
Did everybody take death sticks?
We had soldiers and John freaking Williams!!!
It’s visually stunning.
What do you think Salt that turns RED during battle is?
Freakin Awesome!
That’s right it is!
All these nominees are a joke!
Yeah They Are!!!
You know, I did like Get Out though.
Oh yeah, actually me too.
Really??
Well it’s actually the only one I saw.
Yeah me too.
AND it was seriously scary!
Yea, you’re telling me.
Anyways…
It’s not FAIR!!!
We made more money than all these guys in one weekend.
Why can’t we ever be acknowledged?!?
Master Luke!
Did you hear the wonderful news?
The Last Jedi has been nominated for FOUR awards!!!
Music, Sound Editing, Sound Mixing, and Visual Effects!!!
Well obviously!
Of course we are!
That happens everytime!
We have lightsabers!
Oh
I'm sorry. It’s just not the same.
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