You know, I want to talk about something kind of upbeat.
Recently, fans were abuzz after the news
that the much-anticipated Snyder Cut of Justice League
would feature Batman saying the F word.
Did you hear about this?
Yeah, I mean,
I haven't heard about virtually anything else.
Yeah, it's all anybody's talking about.
Batman saying the F word.
But you know, I just want to say one thing,
if it's anything
like the Snyder Cut of Batman versus Superman,
well, it might be disappointing.
Take a look.
You don't understand, there's no time.
I understand.
(Batman lands with a thud)
Oww, what the fuck!
So mean!
I don't even have any fucking superpowers like you.
I just got into crime fighting
because I witnessed my parents getting--
Ahh!
Fuck!
Dang it!
Fuck!
Oww!
I fucking hate my life.
I fucking hate being Batman.
Fuck!