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thank you
ladies and gentlemen i don't mean to
boast but i've been coast to coast been
all around town to town turning frowns
upside down
on a caper in the paper looking dapper
but here's the capper
have no fear because i'm here so put
down that beer my dear and tell me
why are you here
i can't hear you what do you want me to
do
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[Applause]
what is it you want me to smash
[Applause]
well that i can do
all right who's first who do we got you
sir
why don't you come on up here yes come
on what do we think folks
now what's your name greg greg okay well
here we go
you don't actually like your girlfriend
what you like is the comfort of
consistent companionship
you're starting to realize this but you
feel like you're in too deep to get out
okay i got a million of them i got a
million of them who's next
who do we got oh oh you want your date
to come up here
okay let's get her up here huh
what's your name lindsay okay now folks
what do you think i should do
i don't know are you sure what should i
do
could you be more specific
well if you insist
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your abandonment issues are so severe
you'll never let anyone get close to you
and every time you think you've overcome
it you inevitably push people away
anyway
at this point it's an instinct ingrained
in you totally out of your control
any progress you think you've made is an
illusion
okay let's keep them coming let's keep
them oh we've got a volunteer
come on up here
his name is james everybody okay
well james if you're ready i'm ready
let's do it to it
i only do this to assert dominance over
others a feeling i'm chasing so i can
prove to my father that i have value
this chase for approval has consumed my
entire life
even at an early age robbing me of a
childhood
so i make the stage my playground with
every move the subtext
father look at me but he'll never be
able to hear me
from beyond the grave
why don't you finish the show
so here who here likes sex
you