lemons fresh squeezed lemonade for sale
only
25 cents lemons lemonade come get your
lemonade just a pencil pennies for this
perfect concoction could be yours
lemons
ew you got lemons on my car i'm gonna
take their money
ginger panty just my children i took
their money
hi i'm ginger pill welcome to g poppy's
poppy shoppie we're gonna be talking
about pops
soda pop whatever you want to call it
how can i help you
you do have money right oh that's too
bad because it's 50 cents a pop chief
get out my site
yeah calm down it was only a soft drink
after all
but why is it called a soft drink i mean
aluminum cans carrying a bunch of liquid
don't exactly scream soft to me well
it's because any drink containing less
than .5
alcohol is referred to as a soft drink
anymore and you got a wobbly pop on your
hands you know like beer and wine and
grandpa's old cough medicine we're
getting really off track let's talk
about pop now
did you know that i was originally green
ew
fake news a lot of people seem to think
that coca-cola used to be green but i'm
pretty sure that rumor just came from
the green bottles that coke was
originally packaged in the original
recipe always called for caramel
coloring and this because back in 1886
when coke was invented they added brown
color to help hide impurities between
the small batches
well it's been about a week i don't
think i need this band-aid anymore
uh can i get some help over here did i
fall in yeah a guy fell in
man second time this week just toss some
of this caramelized sugar in there no
one will know
is that a band-aid yeah sounds kind of
gross but you gotta remember this back
in a time where the fda didn't exist and
everyone was pro cocaine
at the same time pops actually existed
as medicinal beverages
that's the taste of health let's go
shopping at the old 1850 pop shop which
was just a pharmacy ooh pepsi 1893
this was originally called brad's drink
and it was marketed as a digestive aid
i mean i've watched videos of cola
ripping rust off metal so i'm pretty
sure it could help break down food in
your stomach
but who's this brad guy if i tried to
sell you something called ginger pills
drink would you be a little skeptical
but probably
if it can break down rust it can break
down food drink pepsi
oh seven up 1929 this contained lithium
citrate which was a mood enhancing drug
which made this drink pretty popular
during its release right around the
great depression and the stock market
crash of 1929. it was also marketed as
slenderizing and
that's a little weird because lithium
and soda pop are both known for weight
gain
so i i i don't know about that gaining
too much weight drinking
are you sad huh us too drink 7up
and we can't forget about coke 1886. it
was invented as a cure for morphine
addictions
it gained its popularity because it
included coca leaf extract which did
contain a small amount of cocaine i mean
yeah sure just replace your old
addiction with the new and potentially
worse one
kick the addiction by getting a new and
potentially worse one drink coca-cola
root beer 1876 this is one of the many
sodas that contain a bunch of alcohol
even though the guy who originally
marketed root beer was a tea totaler
that's a that's a guy who doesn't drink
he swore off drinking now he did this so
that he could call it beer so it would
appeal more to the local coal miners but
i gotta think that if he swore up
alcohol does that mean he didn't try his
own drink before selling it
like beer this says beer drink root beer
now with alcohol
mountain dew 1940. uh mountain dew just
means moonshine
uh it was made as a syrup to mix with
moonshine i i hate mountain dew
we suck don't drink us mountain dew is
trash
ginger pale just said mountain dew is
gross gamers
rise
[Applause]
the store will now be closing due to the
pure food and drug act of 1906 and the
prohibition of 1920.
neat stop we're the pop cops wait what
jerry i thought we were the fizz fuzz
he's getting away
yeah we don't want to do anything to
scare your children that's the last
thing we want to do
we don't want to scare anybody jerry
don't don't touch those
we got a team for that now that we have
the fda there's a little bit more
regulation
and uh pop's a bit better to put into
your body
but even with that said i think i drink
a little too much these things are like
100 calories each
four times a day times 30. that's 12 000
calories a month in pop
disgusting what that's
that's so mean what the heck whoops
that's the window my bad
disgusting but if i switch over to diet
pop problem solved
zero calories baby but diet soda
contains aspartame and that gives you
the
just do everything in moderation and you
won't die probably
we all gotta go sometime
hey guys thanks for watching the video i
if you liked it uh
thanks there's a couple links in the
description for some people who helped
make this video possible there was alana
the voice actor who helped with some
voices
bird who featured as himself and daniel
from nevercake who helped storyboard the
animation
um anyways i hope you guys are having a
good day and i'll i'll see you guys
i'll see you soon