[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) He's a music theater producer on the Ellen Show.
He works hard every day.
He's super duper awesome at what he does.
But he's average in every other way.
Hi, I'm Tonya Harding.
Two-time Olympian, US champion, and first American
woman to ever do the triple axel.
And I'm Andy.
So what is it you do?
Not a lot.
I am here to show you how to do it properly and as safely as
possible.
Thank you.
One thing that never comes into these discussions with Ellen
is Andy's safety.
And I'm glad that you're at least taking it into account.
And I appreciate that.
Now see, you want to be able to learn off the ice first.
Put your hands like they're on a table.
Relax.
Shoulders back.
Now march.
How is this doing anything for me?
Because that's going to teach you your balance on the ice.
Oh, I'm balancing.
Yes.
And then you can bring them out just like this.
How are we not doing pairs this year?
So I brought hockey skates.
But they're saying that I need to wear these.
Yes.
And is this my size, by the way?
Sevens is my norm.
All right.
Let's not say out loud that I wear a seven.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) Baby I, I've got something
to say to-- to-- tonight.
To-- to-- to say.
Everytime--
Up.
Bend.
Oh, that--
You don't look down.
Push with just your right foot.
Bend your left and keep it there.
Very good.
I'm [BLEEP] nailing it.
Chest up.
Look at me.
They're not [INAUDIBLE].
There you go.
That was good.
That was really, really good.
Nobody's given me this much encouragement in my life.
This is what I need.
There you go.
Boom.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
This is called a blur spin or a scratch spin.
You want to tuck the hands.
Right?
Look at that.
You might have to slow down the cameras so they can see it.
What would the judges give this?
What we've done so far.
Maybe a 0.1?
See, that's it.
That's the problem, is they're snobby.
They don't like that I'm the bad boy of ice
Now one of the things that you have to remember
is that it's about presentation.
Right.
And the proper outfit.
Right.
The thinning closer tights.
Oh no .
I don't do well in slim.
This shirt.
I asked you about tight and you promised.
It's not tight.
This is hard.
I've never felt worse about myself.
You think I don't see you laughing?
Oh these are different skates.
Got to get--
You're OK
Toe pick.
These are different skates.
He took me down because I was trying to catch him and help
him not fall on his face.
Well, what happened was, I saw her starting to wobble
and I didn't want Tonya to feel bad that she was falling.
So what I did is I fell like, oh, it's my fault.
They're just different skates.
We're going to go back to the old.
Skates wait.
So what-- no.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC PLAYING - KATY PERRY, "HOT N COLD"]
(SINGING) You change your mind like a girl changes clothes.
And you over think.
Always speak critically.
I should know that you're no good for me.
Cause you're hot then you're cold.
You're yes and then no.
You're in then you're out.
You're up then you're down.
You're wrong when it's right.
It's black and it's white.
We fight--
Yeah, I didn't see the stop coming.
(SINGING) We kiss, we make up.
Follow me.
(SINGING) You don't really want to stay, no.
Lift.
Just follow my moves.
(SINGING) You don't really want to go-o.
Cause you're hot then you're cold.
You're yes then you're no.
You're in then you're out.
You're up and you're down.
Cause you're hot then you're cold.
You're yes then you're no.
You're in then you're out.
I got boob.
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more awesome videos.
Like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,
like ball peen hammer.
And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities,
if you're into that sort of thing.
[BLEEP] God [BLEEP]!