Well how are you today Rosie?
Good.
Are you here for a manicure?
Oh yes. I'm way over due.
Well let's have a look.
Oh my! Rosie! How did they ever get so dirty?!
I was playing in my garden making mud pies.
Well I'll fix them right up. You'll have princess nails in no time.
First we have to scrub them clean.
You should have a nail brush at home to scrub your nails after you're done playing in your garden.
We dry them off on the towel...
Alright. Now we have to cut your nails.
When you're making mud pies it's best to have short nails...
so that the dirt can't get trapped under them as easily.
Alright. After I cut your nails and file them, you have to put them in the water again.
Put your hands in.
Rosie, do you have a boyfriend?
Well... like... lots of boys want to be my boyfriend.
Interesting.
What do they have to do to be your boyfriend?
They have to be cute...
brave... smart...
and be able to train a dragon.
And if they're funny...
AND... if they can sing... WOW!
That's a sure way to a princess's heart.
Oh yeah.
Well I always love when a guy can sing.
Sing AND dance. How 'bout THAT?!
Yeah. If a guy can sing and dance, he's pretty much got it made with the girls.
Pretty much.
What's your boyfriend like? Can he sing and dance?
No. But he's really good at training dragons.
That's a really good skill to have.
But if he can do that...
he doesn't have to sing and dance.
Well you're done. Perfect princess nails.
Thank you.
See you again soon.
Well. What woodrib your boyfriend like? [giggling]