- [Man] Are you eating it already?
- No. I just had a secret chip.
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- Hey, everyone, I'm Sepi.
And today we're trying each other's kebab shop orders.
- Usually, it's after a night out, right?
That's when you get a kebab.
- I'm going there to feel sick.
Don't waste my time with any of the veg.
- Unlike everyone else,
I order kebab when I'm sober.
The kebab shop near me is bangin'.
It's even won awards.
I wanna really enjoy my kebab.
- I think there's only one right thing to order
and it's mine.
I don't know how we're doing a video
of this today with different orders.
- For me, the messier the order, the better it is.
Like, it's gonna be tasty, right?
- I would usually order chicken from a kebab shop.
I don't necessarily care about the wrap and the bread.
I just want the chicken and the salad and chips.
Gotta have chips.
With cheese.
- The flavors of the meats is the main thing.
That's what you would go to a kebab shop for.
Not because you're drunk.
Trust me, it's about the flavor.
- Let's bring on the kebabs.
- My order is the best because it's simple, yet effective.
You know, you've got the chicken chips,
you've got a bit of chili for the spice,
and you've got cheesy chips, which,
who doesn't like cheesy chips?
Honestly, they're crowd pleasing.
- I love some cheese fries.
I really do.
- Cheesy chips.
Ooh.
- Cheesy chips, boy.
This is like... This is definitely a drunken order.
'Cause that's the only time-
You wouldn't order this sober.
Do you know what I mean?
- I mean, there's not really much
not to like about this order.
I think the biggest thing is just
how awful you would feel afterwards with the cheesy chips
on top of everything else.
- Honestly, I feel like this order is like a staple.
Like, you cannot go wrong with it.
- I think this person centers their meal
around the cheesy chips and then they just-
This was an afterthought.
They were like, "You know what?
I'm in the shop now, I might as well get this as well,
but I'm mainly here for the cheesy chips"
- My one concern is around the chicken.
I find that chicken can get quite dry quite quickly,
which is why I personally get lamb.
- I'm seeing one sauce.
Oh, someone's bold.
Obviously like, I like chili,
and that's the way I'm having it.
- Some garlic sauce, man.
You gotta have that garlic sauce, boy.
Come on.
All right, let's see what this is about.
- Cheers.
- Oh, this chicken's really good.
Mmm.
- Oh yeah, spicy.
Oh yeah.
- Very dry.
The chicken and the pita do not work together,
'cause the pita's too dry and the chicken's too dry.
(Sepi laughs)
This is the issue I have when it's all just one, right?
- Oh yeah.
- It's actually quite good.
- I don't hate this order.
Like, there's nothing about this I dislike.
I go to Nando's for this.
I'm not going to a kebab shop order for this.
- Maybe if the bread was different,
rather than a pita to carry this, it might be better.
Just because the meat is so big and like chunky.
- I like the cheesy chips I ain't gonna lie.
I do like the cheesy chips.
It's gonna be improved by getting some more sauce
and getting another kind of meat.
- I think this order is almost there
but just way too dry.
This order is going to get a five.
- I would give this an 8.5.
- I'm gonna give this order a five.
No, I would not reorder this
'cause mine is better.
My typical order is all the meats.
But for this one specifically the lamb kofta,
and chicken shish, as well as chips and some salad.
Yeah, you can't go wrong.
Don't forget my sauces.
- This is a mixed kofta.
We've got chicken and lamb.
Did not know you could do that.
- Ooh.
Okay. Okay.
I love a mixed kind of grill situation.
Not gonna lie.
- I'll be honest, I don't think very much
is missing from this order.
It's very similar to mine but with the addition of chicken.
This person seems wild
that they would go and mix it.
- Somebody is on my wavelength.
These are the sauces I would order.
And I have ordered.
So yes, yes.
I think I'm gonna enjoy this a lot.
- I think this is a greedy person
who wants the best of both worlds.
Ordinarily, I'd be like, "Go off queen."
But is this too far?
Maybe.
- I'm just ready to get this stuff in.
Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum.
I wanna get a good bite of both the chicken
and the lamb together.
I think that's the whole point, right?
- Oh, God, this is mammoth.
(Sepi laughs)
- This is huge.
- I don't know if I fully love them together.
However, there's definitely more of a moisture in the lamb.
- It is nice.
It does taste good.
It's just a lot going on.
It's just like a lot of meat in my mouth.
And I just said that.
- I really enjoyed this order.
I'm not gonna lie.
Unfortunately, I didn't touch the chips.
Chips are chips.
- I think this person's wild.
I bet this person goes skydiving.
I bet this person does action sports.
I bet this person's mantra is like, (beep) it.
And I like that.
- Out of ten, I'm gonna give this a five.
Sorry.
- Eight.
Solid eight.
- I'm gonna give this person a 6.5 out of 10.
- I would have a bite if my friend got it,
but I probably wouldn't order it again.
So my order is lamb shish in a pita
with garlic sauce and chili sauce and chips on the side.
Chicken can get super dry
and the lamb's a lot more moist and a lot more flavorful.
So it's just, chef's kiss perfection.
- I'm glad that there's lamb on here, I love lamb.
And there's also a side of the chips with salad,
I think all these together
should always be part of your kebab shop order.
- This order is missing some cheese on the chips.
Why would you not?
Chips are great, but if you can make them better
with cheese, why would you not do that?
- The lamb chunks look quite huge.
I dunno how the pita's gonna kind of like-
Yeah.
- I feel like this person just gets this
because it's like the first thing they see
on kebab shop menu.
And they're like, "That one."
- I have to put chips in the pita.
Okay. How many chips, though?
It's an open brief with chips in the pita.
I'm just going for it.
- I feel like I need to like yam it with loads of chips.
- All right.
I'm gonna bite this thing.
Mmm.
- Mmm.
Mmm. Actually pretty good to be honest.
I'm liking that actually.
- Sign of some tastiness going on.
I love the chunks,
but I think the chunks might just be a bit too big.
- Chips in it work.
But it's just these are too thick for a pita.
- I do like the lamb in the bread.
The sauce didn't really need that.
- The chips is what makes it here.
They'll go in and see chips, meat, bread.
Ta-da!
(Sepi laughs)
- They probably think they're gonna win.
And to be honest, they might.
'Cause I really liked it.
- 'Cause the meat has so much flavor,
I would give this a six and a half.
- I'm gonna give this a seven outta 10.
- I would give this a 7.5.
- Carb on carb action.
And I'm here for it.
So my order is the chicken donner with loads of veggies,
loads of sauce, all in one wrap
so I can just shove it in my mouth.
You know?
- Oh my God.
This looks amazing.
- Looks good.
Quite long.
Meaty.
- Confession, I've never had a wrap before
from a kebab shop.
I like to control every mouthful,
whereas when they put it in a wrap,
they choose how much onion, cabbage, chili, whatever.
Whereas when it's all on the plate,
you get to kind of choose for yourself.
- Initial thoughts on this order is that it is hella messy.
I don't know how you would eat this.
I mean even sober,
I don't know how I would eat this.
- I feel like I've never had a donner kebab.
I feel like I've always done shish.
I think this is me popping my donner cherry.
- This person is lazy.
It's the person that's walking down the street
while on their phone and eating their kebab wrap.
I like to sit down when I'm eating my kebab.
- I have high expectations for this.
I might actually have some competition today.
- Oh my days.
This is a two-hander, look at this.
This is like an arm.
- I got a big mouth.
I can't really-
Right.
- That is like perfection right there.
That was a great bite.
However, look at it.
I'm having so much trouble, like I can't.
There's no way to go about this.
- I'm a mess right now, so don't look at me.
- It's nice and moist.
But see, I would've removed the tomato.
I don't think it would've gone well,
and maybe some more onion.
It's good, though.
- I think it was a special request for hella extra sauce.
We're gonna do the hella extra sauce.
- This doesn't work.
You need to be sat down.
Do you know what I mean?
Bloop.
Bloop, bloop.
- Actually, I think the sauce is a good shout.
It really adds something.
- What a mess.
How are you supposed to add extra sauce?
I would definitely consider reordering this,
but I would like to do it my way.
I would wanna watch them making it like it's a subway.
- I'm gonna give this an 8.5 outta 10.
- I give this order an eight.
- I'm gonna give this a solid eight.
- Woo.
(Sepi chuckles)
- I'm not a sore loser
because I tried some incredible meals today.
My order may have changed.
- I mean, you'd think people would score higher
for the cheesy chips.
- If the cheesy chips won, I'm gonna be upset.
The only one I think that should have won was the wrap.
- Honestly, to be fair,
I didn't think I was gonna win.
But I'm happy.
And I'm taking this one.
Thank you.
(Sepi chuckles)
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