- Are you okay?
- I'm great.
- Yeah? - Are you okay?
- I'm depressed.
- Ah.
(clink)
- Hello, I'm Tam.
- I'm Nat today.
- Yeah, today.
Today I'm Tam and this is my sister Nat.
We were raised in Argentina,
and that has nothing to do with anything.
Today we're watching "The Neverending Story".
Cheers, my sissy. - Cheers, love you.
(kiss)
(burps)
Are these all good characters?
- It's like a crew, like a civilization,
like a neighborhood.
The rock came to tell them,
not The Rock like Dwayne Johnson,
there's a problem--
- In the north or the south.
- Yeah, in the north.
How do you get up to that thing?
- It's an elevator that takes 10 minutes.
- What's on top of his head?
A clit.
(Nat laughs)
Oh, it's serious.
So this guy's gonna save everyone?
- You must leave all your weapons behind.
- What? - Why?
What if a guy with a clit on his head told you,
you have to go on a quest?
Have you ridden a horse?
- Yes, I have.
- Was it fun?
- It hurt, right here.
- In your vagina?
- I hated it.
- You're letting the sadness of the swamps get to you.
- I can't tell if this is the best acting
I've ever seen by a horse.
- By a horse?
Oh look, he's on a tit that grows.
Once I had a dream that a turtle ate my whole face.
When you do this and you got the like slappy little arms,
it's called the Hi Hellen.
- Hi Hellen. - Hi Hellen.
- So this guy's down in the dumps.
Nothing's going well for him, he's covered in shit.
Who is that, Helena Bonham Carter?
(both laugh)
- You know what that white thing is?
- What?
- It's a tadpole.
- A tadpole?
- Tadpole.
- It's a salamander.
- What's that?
- I don't know.
- He's like,
"Ah tits."
- People dying looking at the titties.
This is the power of titties.
- Power of tittsies is real.
- Okay--
- He's sweating. - He's sweating.
So am I.
- I'm not sweat, I don't sweat anymore.
- I sweat when I, I sweat.
- I only sweat inwards now, and it poisons my organs.
- What does oracle mean?
- I have no idea.
Like a chunk.
- I love the camaraderie in this movie.
- I don't know what that means.
- Camaraderie means like brothership.
Like people supporting each other.
- Okay.
- Love you.
- Saturday night.
- Saturday night. - Saturday night.
(kiss)
- Look at this beauty.
- Now they're over Costa Rica.
- No, this looks more like the Galápagos to me.
- I don't know where that is.
- Me neither.
- Falkor.
- I just got drunk, you know?
What do you feel inside your body?
A tingling?
- When you get drunk, it's a fuzziness like
there's two buns in between my head.
- Yeah, and your face
is a hot dog. - And I feel cozy,
and I'm being protected.
- I love it.
(crunching)
- This one's like that,
this is like that character that's that animal
that goes like this.
- Who, "Hakuna Matata"?
- No, he's the--
- Timon and Pumbaa?
- Gmork.
When I have sex I say,
"Mm, suck my Gmork baby."
(Nat laughs)
(Nat whispers)
- This is what happened.
By the time he reached Fantasia,
the Nothing had reached it.
And they're now in space,
and Fantasia shot from the Earth to the space.
- Nat, my tongue feels very dry like,
it feels like the way a dolphin would feel when you pet it.
(Tam gasps)
- That's the empress? - The empress!
- She's 12.
- Why she so young?
Here's what happened,
Atreyu was like a conduit for Bastian to come through.
So they used the Native American guy to do all the work,
and now the little white guy comes in and is like,
"Yeah, I'm the savior."
I'm feeling like I wanna really read the bible right now.
(Nat laughs)
Oh, she's giving him an E.T. M&M.
(Nat laughs)
What do you think about this?
- I don't know what happened in the end.
- I like.
(suspenseful music)
I love it, and it made me sad.
It made me think about my childhood.
- I don't know what happened.
- I think you got too drunk.
- I'm dying for a barbecue right now.
- Me too. - Let's go.
- Thank you for joining us.
Next time, we'll be watching "Schindler's List".
(Nat laughs)