Halloween is right around the corner.
I thought I would share a favorite moment
from a few years ago.
I sent my writer Adam to a Halloween store
to play a cashier named Kevin.
We set up hidden cameras, and let's just
say this trip was a treat.
Enjoy.
Kevin the cashier played by Adam.
Hello, welcome to the Haunted Halloween Store.
Thank you.
How are you guys doing?
Fine.
How are you?
Good.
You guys like Halloween?
Yes.
Do you like scary stories?
A little bit.
I'm going tell you a scary story.
The other day, I was walking home, and it was at night.
And I saw a rabbit.
I'm just scared of rabbits.
They're just ugh.
That's my candy actually.
Are you going to any Halloween parties?
No.
I'm having one at my place if you want to come by.
Oh.
I live down the street here.
Are you interested in coming?
So far it's just me and you if you decide to come.
Let me see here.
It just keeps adding more--
Hey, Gary.
Gary.
I'm just calling my manager.
Gary.
Can you guys help me?
Just yell "Gary."
Just yell "Gary"?
Gary.
If you don't help me call Gary, it's going to cost you $82.93.
Gary.
That got you yelling.
Do you guys like candy corn?
Yeah.
You do?
Here, do you want some?
You want some candy corn?
You can put it right in your purse.
There we go.
Leave it open.
There we go.
Oh, you're getting vampire blood?
Yeah.
I don't know if you're interested,
but I know a guy that can get you real blood.
Are you kidding me?
Do you want it?
No.
Just get this?
Yes.
We're actually running a promotion
where with every purchase you get a pumpkin.
Would you like that?
Um, OK.
Like a real pumpkin?
Yeah, it's real pumpkin.
Oh, I don't want that.
I'll just put it--
I thought it was a real pumpkin.
This is real pumpkin.
Hey, Gabby.
Nothing.
You know what, I'm on my phone.
Oh, hey, I get phone calls too.
Awesome.
No.
Yes.
Yeah, no, I'm free on Halloween.
I'm popular.
I know what I want.
I know what I'm going to be for Halloween.
All right, OK, bye.
I got a call too.
We have a special on this glow-in-the-dark spray paint
if you're interested in that.
Let me show you how it works.
Like that.
See, and then it will glow in the dark.
But here, let me show you.
Here you're just-- be here, if you just come on,
we'll just make it dark and you can
see where it glows in the dark.
I get it.
Yeah, no, you don't get it yet.
See.
Do you see it?
Very scary.
But I don't know if it's working yet actually.
Yeah, you can see it.
My name's Kevin.
Wait, do you have contacts?
The lowest in price range.
Well, they're like $70.
No.
Did you find anything?
I don't think so.
Please?
You gave Angel like $500 this week.
But he's--
Literally.
But he needed $100.
You already got your costume.
So no, I'm not taking it again.
Mom, you got me a cape.
A cape.
What, you said get me a cape and a mask, and I go you the mask.
But how are you going to have a cake and a mask
without contact lenses?
I know.
Right?
Am I right?
Yes.
I'm good.
You know what, here I'll get somebody to buy these contact
lenses for you.
Do you guys ever watch The Ellen DeGeneres Show?
Yeah.
You do.
Yes.
I don't really work for The Halloween Store.
I actually work for Ellen, and there's a hidden camera
hanging down up there.
Shut up.
Do you guys see that?
You guys are on The Ellen DeGeneres Show right now.
She'll buy these contact lenses for you.
Shut up.
No, I'm serious.
Wave to Ellen.
There's a hidden camera right up there.
Waving down.
No that's not.
Yes, say, "Hi, Ellen."
Say, "Happy Halloween."
There you go.
Here's your contact lenses.
Thank you.
Yep, thank you guys.
Yeah.
You guys, it's still a joke.
No.
It's not a joke.
Hold on, here.
Proof.
Here's the Ellen business card, OK.
There you go.
[INAUDIBLE]
What's that?
Yeah.