- I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not,
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not,
I'm not, I am not, not, not,
am not being alone with this fucking spider.
(spooky music)
- Hi I'm Daniel,
I'm gonna be with you today with your spider.
- Oh, so you'll be in the room.
- Well, I'll be near the room with you.
- It's gonna kill me
(gasping)
shit!
(gasping)
What the fuck, what kind of serial psycho shit is this?
Eewww, what is that, what is that?
Tell the tarantula why you are afraid of it.
Rosie, you're just not what I'm used to, you know.
I'm literally so scared that I'm starting to sweat
with your very calm which still scares me.
If I saw you at the grocery store,
I wouldn't run the other direction.
Wait you're moving, nevermind, nevermind, nevermind,
nevermind, I'm scared again, you, okay.
(playful music)
So, my task is to give the tarantula
three genuine compliments.
Why were you having full conversations with a tarantula?
I like your fur color and we're chocolate girls,
so, that's cool.
I hear you're good with children,
I'm not that good with children.
I'm gonna call my mom.
(phone ringing)
- Hey mom.
- I'm locked in a room with a big spider,
and to get out I have to give a compliment.
- What compliment should I give the spider?
- My mother says that she thinks that,
you have very long legs.
I think she's the demon.
I just really feel like I'm in the saw room.
It's like you're used to it now,
like you been there for 20 years,
so you're like, oh it's lunch time,
time to chop of my leg.
Invite a friend to lunch.
Yooo, I like my friends.
(phone ringing)
Wow, she didn't pick up.
- Are you kidding me?
(laughing)
This bitch moves more.
Okay, bye.
(laughing)
Are you kidding me?
- I got two bitches here,
Rosie the bad bitch, the original bitch.
I'm still petrified of her,
and her friend Mortisha.
So, how was your day Mortisha?
You know, you're the bitch that came to the party.
Why you guys just not,
ya'll not even talking to each other?
Are ya'll even friends?
Do you guys even know each other?
I feel like I'm on the bachelorette,
but instead of like loving my contestants,
I'm fit to pretend, afraid of them.
Alright, Rosie.
Pet the tarantula!
I'm a bad bitch, I'm a queen,
I get that coin, I live my best life,
there's nothing I can't do, I shine.
I'm not scared, I'm not scared,
I'm not
(gasping)
I can do this,
I'm so close, I'm so close, I'm so close.
(laughing)
You know what sis, you got soft skin.
Thank you for not killing me,
that was really nice of you.
Jesus!
It says have a fucking dance party with the damn spider!
(uptempo music)
You're dancing Rosie?
Yeah girl!
Rosie, I think this is the last time
I'll ever be around a really big bug,
like you.
So, Daniel come in sir.
Make her walk across my hand.
(screaming)
fuck, fuck, oh my gosh!
(screaming)
I'm getting the fuck out of here and I need a drink.
Peace out, assholes.