Bikini Bottom is home to some awesome automatons.
So let's dive in to see how big and small
these underwater robots can get.
Krabs! What are you doing in my hotel room?!
Uh, uh, uh, oh, good luck on your retirement, Plankton.
I won't give ya any more trouble.
Oh, I know you won't, Krabs,
because I'm at the Krusty Krab right now stealing that formula.
Oh, sure, whatever you say, old timer.
How would you be doing that
when you're all the way over here in Dullsville? Hmm?
[laughing]
Because I'm a decoy lookalike robot!
Gotcha! [laughing]
[sighing] So what'd I miss?
What?!
Here she is home sweet pineapple.
Infiltration complete. Time to execute phase five!
[laughing]
You're such a joyful being, SizzleMaster.
Here's that litter box you said you'd clean.
[sniffing] Gah!
Karen! I thought I told you not to put smell sensors
on the spatula!
You now stand in the most sacred place
in all of Lemuria.
Mesmerizing.
I see you are an art lover.
The sculpture of the Sphere Laser Dichotomy,
it really holds the room together.
Hey, Plankton. What are Simmy and Tally up to?
Oh, just setting up the rest of the activities.
The cotton candy machine, hot roasted peanuts,
games of chance,
bottles you can knock over to win a prize,
the world's most exciting roller coaster,
a deep fryer for delicacies...
Delicacies?
And of course, the dunking booth!
What's wrong, buddy?
[crying] You got me such an amazing gift,
and all I got you is... that.
Greetings. I am Robo 2.1, your personal robot servant.
I am proficient in providing over 250,000 creature comforts.
Would you care for a pastry?
Yum! Sweet, hot, and juicy. SpongeBob, this is a great gift!
[music playing]
My baby's here! [laughing]
Not if I have anything to say about it.
[grunting]
[alarm sounding[
[dinging]
[music playing]
[honking]
What's wrong, Coupe?
I'm getting wet.
Whoa!
Here, take this!
[humming]
[honking]
- What's up? - I'm cold.
Aww. There you go, my widdle self-driver.
Nice and snuggy-wuggy.
I don't like it out here. I want to be inside.
We interrupt this program to bring you
a Bikini Bottom News Flash.
Whoa, big fella!
Mr. Plankton, we've received word
that you're plotting to infiltrate the Krusty Krab
and steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
Is that true?
Actually, yes, that is true. I've got it all worked out.
First I break into the safe, and...
Huh? Wait, is this live?
Yes!
Don't broadcast my secret plans! They're secret!
I will destroy all of you!
[laughing]
[music playing]
[grunting]
You're-you're coming too fast on the bridge
and you're blowing clams!
[grunting]
[music playing]
[screaming]
Now, that's what I call jazz.
[screaming]
[chuckles] So sorry. Let me just take this.
[screaming]
[music playing]
Ooh, that's [mumbling]
[music playing]
[clearing throat] Hello.
And welcome to the Krusty Krab Museum,
the original home of the Krabby Patty,
now available in the frozen food section
of your local supermarket.
Oh and don't forget to buy souvenirs at the gift shop.
Atta boy, embrace the future!
So keep your eyes open.
You never know what trick he'll use
to steal me secret Krabby Patty formula.
What a quaint restaurant.
I think I will sample their wares.
Ooh, how weird! A machine made to look like a customer.
SpongeBob.
Why don't you go hose out the men's room?
With pleasure, sir!
I'll take this one.
Welcome to the Krusty Krab, sir.
May I help you?
Yes, please. I'd like an order of chili coral bits.
You sure you don't want a Krabby Patty?
No, thank you. Will this cover it?
Uh, sure. Here you go.
Good day.
Karen, I want you to meet my new computer wife.
Karen 2!
[gasping] Karen 2?!
I've been... replaced?!
I'm afraid so. But can you blame me?
She's got triple the processing, all the latest software,
and a sleek space-age design. [chuckles]
The whole package!
I can't believe this! And after all I've done for yo!
You dump me for this cheap pile of plastic!
Well, I had to cut cost somewhere.
Who are you calling cheap?! At least I don't rust!
Wow! How romantical.
[Pearl] Pssssst. I imagined it bigger.
Look! Pearl, a sweet adorable cherub.
Pearl. I don't think this is the Tunnel of Glove.
It's the Tunnel of Evil!
[grunting]
[whimpering]
Ah, nuts!
Oops. Sorry, Sandy.
Well, it's a good thing I brought my...
[alarm sounding]
[grunting]
special spacesuit designed for just this kind of situation.
Now, try not to file anything else up
while I'm out saving our necks.
Aha! There's the problem.
[music playing]
Eh, could've used more nuts.
[music playing]
We now return to tonight's Creepy Time Theater presentatin
of Night of the Robot.
[screaming]
Hurry, Gary, the scary robot movie's on.
[meowing]
What do you mean I shouldn't watch this?
Scary movies don't always freak me out.
[whimpering]
What if Mom is a robot?
What if Uncle Sherm is a robot?
What if Gary is a robot?
Gary?
Psst, Gary? Gare-Bear? [snoring]
[meowing]
Gary, if you were a robot, you'd tell me, right?
[meowing]
I've got nothing to worry about.
And now to get a good night's sleep.
[snoring]
[screaming]
What the-- What are you doing?!
Huh?
I only have half an hour of me time left
and the idiots took my house.
All this modernization seems a little overwhelming,
doesn't it?
Well luckily for you, Mr. Krabs' fear
of robot overlords keeps the balance
of technology in check.