So are you trying out for the baseball team after school today?
You betcha! I've been practicing my pitching all week.
- Hey, wanna see my fast ball? - You bet!
Alright, right on. Cool beans. Super duper, alright.
- Alright, put her right here. - Alright.
Here's the wind up.
- And the pitch! - Happy morning, students-- Oh!
I'm out!
- Nice going, Alex. - Oops.
[singing]
Hey, hey, hey. Where's the buttermilk?
Buttermilk?
And where might I purchase a pair of special shoes?
- We don't have any buttermilk. - Or special shoes.
- Did you hear that, Clavis. - I heard him.
This is the worst mini mall I've ever been to.
Mm-hm.
Hey, this is no mini mall, mister. This is wood shop class, OK?
Yeah, and our teacher's unconscious.
- Uh-oh! - Clean up on aisle three!
[laughing]
Maybe we should take Ms. Fingerly to the nurse.
Good idea. I'd do it, but you know... ow.
- Don't talk. - Ow.
Coach Kreeton, stop it!
- She's talking about your cousin. - Cousin Kreeton!
Yeah!
Hey Clavis, looks like these students
- need a substitute teacher. - Well...
Hey, what do you two know about wood working?
- Did you hear that, Clavis? - I sure did. I diddy did.
Me and Mavis have been working with wood ever since 1907.
I built my first house by myself in 20 minutes.
- So sit your butt down. - Yeah.
So now...
Alright now, my name is Clavis.
And this is my good, good, good, good, good friend Mavis.
Howdy doody, children.
We gonna teach you about some wood shop.
That's what we're gonna teach you, right here..
Is wood.
- And we're in a shop. - That's why they call it wood shop.
[laughing]
- Yeah, wood shop. - Any questions?
Yes, you right there.
Did you really build your own house in only 20 minutes?
- That's the truth. - It only took 10 minutes to fall down.
Oh yeah, and if you wanna see the boat Clavis built,
all you gotta do is swim down to the bottom of the Specific Ocean.
Hey, that's a lie!
Oh, you know that boat sank like a rock!
I'll show you a rock!
Hey, you know, it sounds to me like
you two don't know one thing about wood working, right?
Yeah!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Hey, ya'll... respect. - Hey, settle down now, muskrats.
Why don't you show us what you're making in here, girly girl.
OK.
Well, uh...
[laughing]
- What is that? - It's a bird house!
Oh girly girl, with a curly curl,
when you're building a bird house in wood shop,
you gotta use the couple on there, see how it got the little turtle neck
and it's smooth on top, that's cause a ball hit it.
Let me show you, you hammer it in to the house right there,
- and you hit it one good time. - Oh!
- Bye, bye birdie. - Hey!
You crushed my bird house!
Now, now, come on little woman. That's not Mavis' fault.
- Yeah, it had structural problems. - Structural.
I bet you can't build anything better.
Oh!
- Did you hear the little woman, Clavis? - I sure did, Mavis.
Sounds like a challenge to me, Mavis.
- Get on it. - Shall we?
- Hit me! - Aw, you in trouble!
I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.
They built a sports car from scratch in wood shop.
In under 45 minutes too.
[heaving]
Clavis! Clavis!
- What you wanna do now? - Chicken and waffles!
Oh yeah, I do enjoy chicken and waffles after building a car from scratch.
- Anyone want to come with us? - Yeah! I'll come!
- Chicken and waffles! - We'll get in and quit yapping!
- Alright! - Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Will we be back in time for our next class?
- Maybe. - Maybe not.
[cheering]
Hit me!
[humming]
[horn honking]