what the hell is a bull's-eye bullseye was the best penny candy ever only had one flavor black
pepper you put it in your mouth you hated it it hurts your face to smell it cause that's what
candy is supposed to do get you mad you chew it up you spit it out and go back to work at the mill
oh great i'm gonna get killed by a cat you'll never let me live this down in doggy heaven
hey there's that guy who got killed by a cat
shut up how'd you guys die we bit kids fighting kids yeah unpetable i miss biting kids
uh i love the mall at christmas yeah this place is all right
but i prefer the malls where you have the choice of a white or a black santa
the elephant is taking forever i'm just gonna use the stairs there were two homeless people
eating each other in there hey i'd like to ride your ass into jerusalem
okay jesus it's 3 a.m so any woman still in here wants to bone anything not covered in
vomit the key is to pick the woman with the most fruit in her drink
she wants attention the most there's one drinking out of a watermelon
hey nice donald duck sweatshirt i'm jesus i'm colleen did you spill your drink no i'm lactating
this happens every time i hear my baby cry from the car and you have a lovely evening
boy this must be killing you you're an atheist and the one guy you don't believe in is getting
to bang the woman of your dreams oh is he banging knowledge and reason and science
because those are my three best gals don't forget your fourth best gal
chris's old stuffed rocking horse what happened to bronco billy
wow there's something in it this year settle down magus the upstairs bathroom trash
school ended hours ago sorry i got held up come on change yes and you should pay close
attention you've got a lot to learn in a short amount of time like a fruit fly all
right son i'm your dad there's your mom this is your house you like fruit and we're all dead
now chris this is very exciting right through those doors are the hearings for the teapot
dome scandal oh teapot dome heavy stuff chris this is one of those things where you have to
be there really right why don't you explain to chris what the teapot dome scandal was
no no i just just let him watch you know you don't want this old dog to get in the way
this is juicy stuff no i'm just saying you know all this juicy stuff so why don't you cut them
off a piece and serve it up what i mean you can't you can't take pieces you know it's very complex
you have to take the whole scandal you don't even know what country we're in of course i do
we're in the united states okay what's the year i'd say pre-boardwalk empire post game
of thrones i'll tell you what i'll give you the year 1922. who's the president oh i tripped
there's only one rule here at peach blossom plantation stewie
courtesy well i got a confession to make daddy johnson i got a hankering for some mischief well
now that's in direct conflict with the rule my rule is honesty i'm gonna do what i'm gonna
do but it don't mean that doesn't love you daddy johnson oh stewie you're done gone and buried
your way into my heart like a field mouse but i still gots to discipline you should i strip to
my ankles daddy johnson i was just gonna give you a talking tube but yeah just using socks stewie
i like the south we got different ways than they do up north but it seems to work for everyone
chris we've got to get off this boat the titanic was one of the biggest disasters in history
oh would you say it was a bigger disaster than the teapot dome scandal brian the point is this
boat is going to sink give me that i want to look at bad real estate agent hairstyles
this one's not bad i'd buy a house from this guy
oh thank god every time i walk past him he says i'd hate that you wish
uh okay why should i get surgery i'm sure jesus christ has this under control
okay it seems to be getting worse hey um i was told there would be a lollipop at the
end of this oh i'll take a big old-timey one that a boy with long blonde ringlets would eat
he's a cold-hearted snake look into his eyes uh-oh he's been telling lies he's a lover boy at play