MALE SPEAKER 1: Hello.
Uh, I'm just after semi-skimmed milk.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Your search for semi-skimmed milk returned
zero results.
MALE SPEAKER 1: You don't sell milk?
FEMALE SPEAKER: Your search for milk
returned 52,256 results.
Your top hit, milk of magnesia.
MALE SPEAKER 1: No--
FEMALE SPEAKER: "Milk Floats Of Yesteryear."
MALE SPEAKER 1: No.
FEMALE SPEAKER: This
milk-themed family wall planner.
MALE SPEAKER 1: No, sorry, I'm just looking for, you know,
normal milk.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Couldn't find what you were looking for?
MALE SPEAKER 1: That's what I'm saying.
I couldn't find it, so I'm asking you if you could--
FEMALE SPEAKER: Advanced search.
MALE SPEAKER 2: All right.
Let's do this.
Keyword, now.
Go.
MALE SPEAKER 1: Uh, yeah, OK.
Milk.
MALE SPEAKER: Please narrow your search by using one of
the following filters.
Kayaks, pack of 12, self cleaning, breakfast and
condiments.
MALE SPEAKER 1: That one.
Breakfast.
MALE SPEAKER 2: One result.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Milk.
Skimmed semi.
MALE SPEAKER 1: Semi-skimmed milk.
That's what I first asked you for.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Uh, It's milk, skimmed semi.