Hello in good morning huh, it is currently 5:20 in the morning
And I just pulled an all-nighter again
I'm not doing good, but I'm gonna try talk to you the best as I can because um
That's what I do. Yeah
Sorry. Today's another travel vlog. I know you guys probably like Emma stop with the travel vlogs
We're done, but um April's a busy month, so buckle your seat belt and come along for the ride if you want
Today we're going to Palm Springs, Palm Desert, Coachella Valley for Coachella Music Festival
I'm so fucking excited. I'm definitely tired though. I just pulled an all-nighter and you're probably Emma. Why did you pull an all-nighter?
Here's my answer. I was editing a video, and I thought that I'd be done by around 1 a.m.
And then next thing you know it's 5 a.m.. And I'm still not done what time am I supposed to wake up 5 a.m.
To leave for the airport does that make sense, thank you, and yeah cuz they just love you guys so much
It's time to drink a juice because good morning. Oh shit. I like this. Sorry
I'm going with the app dotes. So thank you dote for sending me on this trip. I'm so fucking grateful
It's going be a long day, It's going be a long
Like there's
Let's just start all travel
There it is. You guys are really getting the best version of me right now mm-hmm. I'm a fucking mess, ha
I'm back with Mimi. Literally everybody's gonna be like you were just with her like a week ago. Oh yes but like I missed you so much
Everybody else was in terminal 3, I was in terminal 7. Um we were like looking for each other
Couldn't find each other. It was a big fat. Mess. I'll see you when we get to the Airbnb
I'm sick of this. I am not gonna like vlog the car ride
I do enough car vlogs like we need to switch it up. I can't even believe this is real
I'm just stripped down for your butt ass naked. Oh my god. I don't know what's going on. Welcome to my crib. Ah. We got a big field. What are you going to do in that field Emma?
Yes, it's my house tennis courts would definitely be a lot cooler if you could actually see the tennis court. Found it
Louise, but what do you need if you have floaties a pool but an air blower fatty smooth kitchen what happens if you poop your
Panties you wash it
Dining-room table for when we have to have I don't know why you feel everything on
There
Here's a
Room where I'm gonna get kinky
Already taking my poops
Look out this is where I'm gonna be doing my work from work know my work. I don't go to school mm-hmm drop out
Yes, hello
So if my left toe
Hey ladies we're at dinner we got these three flip in blankets
How cute is it? I'm naming her sandy can't get enough got some water. Let's take all taste test I
Can't get enough of her oh, I'm sorry
You know our earrings now because I think I want to try to be a girl
I don't know. We're gonna see what we can do with that. I'm so excited for food
Let's kind of see what's on the menu a bunch of like really
Like classy stuff. I'm not very classy, so we'll see how that goes, but there's like roasted beets. I'm scared beets
I don't know. I can't read a menu. It's like I'm not smart enough for that good night
Over time okay, I'm really tired now, and I want to just and I want to just poopoo in bed
You know when you want to go to bed and it's 3 p.m.. And you're bad
That was hella sick. I want it. I hope she does that again like a lot tomorrow. I'd like the next day
Okay, no it actually works. It like makes me serious with my ala kinda hurt, okay, so
guys really serious, I was like I know lately I
Just haven't been like real of you guys lately because I've been like not telling you how I feel
And she's not proud of it, and here's what it is. Here's how I feel. It's that. I'm bored. She's bored she
Okay, so basically here's what we're gonna. Do we're gonna do a little challenge in my video
I know we don't do those a lot
But I thought it'd be really fun if we did it so basically
everybody's gonna come into the bathroom and tell a secret to the camera and then I'm gonna see it later when I edit it and
It's gonna be a great time so
Okay, so my secret is kind of embarrassing and my secret is I I use your toothbrush tonight, and I'm not even sorry about it
I
Forgot my toothbrush I was telling my secret. I said that I used her toothbrush. Did you actually do that?
Hopefully this is her toothbrush
New secret
Actually he's dead. I'm sorry about it a secret about
She actually followed me and watched my videos before I ever knew about her. I shoot some
Emma's literally the funniest and she's so free prettiest isn't even like I see her
But like it's just a fact and I feel like no one really appreciates. How pretty she actually is
Love you Hannah
Did your girly inspirational - I'm trying to use her toothbrush, okay?
Tell your secret um when I was five years old they shaved off my eyebrows. I have to film it every day one time
Beep crazy just to be me we're right here mine is like right
We have magic, but birthmarks that is so cool ok
Breakfast time
Made a little iced coffee here. We're really killing it out here today. Some dry toast just toast. That's dry I
Fell down the stairs yesterday, and I have a bruise on my butt and I literally have to lift one cheek waddle
That's we live
I'm gonna be here every day because I feel really special and I feel really special about it
My neck is about to rip off though really besides that we're doing so good
Alright, I'm stupid and I forgot to film oo TVs when I was actually at the flippin festival so now I have to do it
Now startop is from honey. Bum my bralette is from brandy melville my skirt is from UNIF
My belt is from brandy melville my glasses are from Francesca's
And I was also wearing white Doc Martens that were not shown in this picture ok. That's it
I'm gonna do this for every single day
And so just get ready for that so if you wanted to know where this shit was from I got you
I got you girl. I love you so much. All right. I love you. Bye
I've literally been here for 5 minutes already at the coffee place. I don't even give a Frick level-10 sweating right now like
I feel like I'm dying this was
$9 I'm not to be the judge foods worth the $9 it was kind of worth the $9. It's very damn good
I'm gonna cut all this out
It's literally eight o'clock we have six more hours. I'm exhausted. I want to go to bed, but guess what Ryan never stopped
Are you kidding me
End of day one wow what a day shall we talk about it, and no we should we talk about it
We're gonna talk about it. What a long damn literally so tired. It's like what time it is it's like 1:00 a.m.
I think it's 12 44 literally. There's no connection at the coachella grounds. I couldn't upload any Instagram pictures
I mean got a selfie such a bitch and I
Couldn't like text my mom and be like mom I'm not dead like I couldn't do that, and yeah, I'm really I'm really tired
I'll see you tomorrow peace out. Let me semis good night, baby
Day 2 ha ha these earrings really hurt my ears, I'm like really in pain. Uh-huh sorry stupid picks up
Like her about rocks orange county is a special guys today. I'm so excited. We're literally leaving early like we're leaving like right now
It's like 110. We're gonna leave in like 50 minutes to go see Rex Orange County
I'm gonna cry when I see him, so I'll see you when I see him, and you're gonna see me freak out what?
All right for starters we have bandana, which is from the bandana store actually
I don't know where I got that so I don't know maybe Amazon or something glasses are from Amazon my top is from zafo
It's actually bathing suit top because we're crazy like that my shorts
Are Levi's my little fucking chain head ass thing is from brandy melville socks are from Topshop and shoes are converse so
Mozilla
Haven't vlogged at all today, and I just want to let you know that I'm sorry
But I hope that you forgive me we're gonna gain some coffee right now. This is my second copy of the day
Okay, like are we surprised we're back for a second one
Guys I just thought I've lost my goddamn camera. He was on the ground. I'm in idiot. Okay. Sorry bye um hello
I swear to fucking god. This bitch is on crack. She's on crack. I'm freaking out geometers
You're off the camera cuz I'm being annoying as fuck right now. Okay. Bye okay?
Well, she may be on crack, but at least she's self-aware
Hi, it's day three let's talk, it's been a minute, okay
I just wanted to fill you guys in because it's kind of been a hot minute
It's so scary to bring out my camera because every time I bring out my camera
I almost lose it and so I'm just like scared that I'm gonna like lose my camera
Okay, sorry my body has been in like excruciating pain the whole time my upper back my feet have blisters all over them my voice
Hurts I have dust all up inside my nose. I am a mess last night. I saw Timothy Shalem egg. Just chilling
I was like you are so hot then I saw Jim Charles like twice since I hide of them those
I'm scared I always thought Justin Bieber. It wasn't him okay. That was fucked up. Yeah, that was we were freaking it
yeah, it was just a fat dude with a band and I
Think we saw, Olivia O'Brien you saw her what?
It's actually not as crazy as I thought it was gonna be but it's just like you're constantly walking around and your body hurts
And you're just like what's going on look and you're dehydrated when there's lines for everything
Alrighty get into the crowd you. They really can't and your edible all the time. I've been here. There was entire also
I kept thinking that somebody was gonna
Somehow like open my backpack while I was standing there and take my camera out so super paranoid about that doesn't mean it
All right, so I didn't really get a good full photo of this outfit
So this is gonna be a little bit of a struggle, but we're gonna do it
Anyways, all right my glasses are from Francesca's again
My little top thing basically naked top is from forever 21
My jewelry is from forever 21
And then this little necklace right here may or may not be something that I designed and will be selling down the line
Maybe will but maybe it won't my skirt is from PacSun and my shoes are Nike Air Force Ones
From Nike obviously so there it is stay three outfit. That was it
Literally here again like this is the only place you see us like we are not anywhere else. We're getting coffee at all times
it's just how it is really happy sometimes I
Finished it in two minutes
Bye
At this point Coachella became living hell, okay, I didn't want to be here anymore
But I still had to be there for another I don't know hour-and-a-half. It was not good
I have never been more tired in my life
That's kind of good
Hello and welcome to Emma's Coachella review you might be like Emma
Let's just like end the vlog right no one gives a fuck well
I thought it would be kind of valuable if I gave you guys a little Coachella review because everybody's always talking about how amazing it
Is now perfect it is and how flawless it is and how perfect it is
And how it's the best time of the year, and how it's so fun
and there's no flaws and it's totally worth the
Thousands of dollars that you invest into it the funny part about it is it's not even actually
Investing because you don't ever actually make any money back
It just sucks money from your wallet, and then you never actually make it back it
Just goes into nothing because you don't it's just that's the thing about it
Also, look at this weird piece of lint in my hair
It makes me really uncomfortable, and I like can't get my eyes off of it and like editing right now
He's really difficult because they keep staring at the stupid piece of lint anyway, okay, well today
I'm here to tell you the truth
I think everybody wants Coachella to be as amazing as it looks because like they just want to believe it
You know and I wanted to believe it. That's for damn sure and was I let down
No, it was still a really cool experience
But it's definitely not what I expected it to be so I thought I would kind of take you through the pros and the cons
so first we're gonna start out with the cons because there's
more of them
I think that part of it is because my expectations were so high that like a lot of things stuck out to me as being
Like kind of shitty the first con is that your body is gonna be hurting at all times my feet were hurting
From standing on them all day my back was hurting from like standing up all day and jumping around and shit my lips were
Constantly chapped like it did not matter how much chapstick i put on they were just getting dried out drying out dried out my nose
Was all dry and had like dust and crusted in it because there's like dust flying around cuz you're in the desert
Yeah, I had blisters all over my feet
I don't know why I was like chafing like my backpack strings were like chafing my like arms like it was bad
I'm also sensitive. That was probably part of it
I'm a pussy moving on it's not all about the music a lot of people. I know even me
I was like oh, I'm going for the music dude like what the fuck like I don't care about anything else
I just want to hear the artists. I love ya know. No it's not like that okay
I was like so disappointed because there was a lot of artists
I wanted to see that I just couldn't end up seeing because like sometimes - two of your favorite artists will like be playing at the same
Time and you have to like choose
You know you and your friend might not agree so then it's like I don't want to see them, and it's like well
I want to see them and they're like "go hang go by yourself", and you're like well
I don't want to die, but also a lot of the times
You'll show up and you'll be so excited, and then they'll be like a technical difficulty for example
I went and I saw Rex Orange County. He was a special guest I was so excited
He's one of my favorite artists like ever and like his microphone kept like fucking up like it like stopped working completely at one point
And he like you couldn't even hear him also like his microphone kept making like weird loud squeaky sounds was all fucked up
I'm like what the hell you're going just for the music
I would say don't go because it's so much money
And you're probably not even gonna see everybody you want and like it's probably not even gonna sound as good as it would if you
Just like went to their concert like
Separately another con is that it's a fuckin mess. It's a big mess
There's creepy men
Everywhere people just like grabbing your arm and like kissing your hand and following you around and shit like I'm ugly and they still were
Doing that and that says something drunk people everywhere like people throwing up
It's a mess okay moving on there's just no reception so if you want to like text your friend and be like where are you?
You can't like if you're lost you are lost next it's so fucking expensive if it was cheaper
I wouldn't be as harsh
but because it's
Literally anywhere between like four hundred and fifty dollars in like two thousand dollars depending on when you buy your ticket
Or if your VIP etc I spent like nine dollars a day on coffee. This is actually a lie
I literally spent
27 dollars a day on coffee because I bought a minimum of three
And they're each nine dollars meaning that I spent a minimum of twenty seven dollars
God I got in acai bowl one day and that she was fourteen dollars
I mean it would have been twelve, but I wanted almond butter on it
So that added two dollars. I don't care the only cheap thing
at cochella is the water bottles in there two dollars each, which if you really think about it
It's still kind of a lot, but whatever also buying your outfits for it are expensive because that's like the whole point of Coachella
it's the outfits and like the pictures and making it look fun when it's really like not as fun as it actually looks so that's
All the cons now, let's talk about the pros number one the vibes are good
You're gonna meet a bunch of different types of people you're probably gonna see some celebs which is always fun
but like
if you
Don't go to Coachella
Just to see the celebs because you'll look at them from far away and be like whoa and then
That's it and it's like is that really worth a 700 dollar ticket? No.
Everybody's just trying to have a good time except for the pedophiles
They also actually are trying to have a good time but like not
Kind of good time that we like in this community
Another Pro is that?
It's super fun to post about it on Instagram and make everyone else hate their lives that aren't there the way that people make it
Look on Instagram wow like it's a lie like I mean I'm being honest like it looks so fun on
Instagram like I remember all the years
I was like oh my god like that looks so amazing and it's cool
But like it is not as fun as it looks on Instagram the amount of like struggles that we dealt with throughout the whole thing
Was like absurd I feel like that's about it. So that's all the pros and cons
Overall I think I'd rate Coachella a 6 out of 10. It's exhausting afterwards. You're like this is just
Like I can't even believe
I just went through that
Hopefully that shed some light on what it's really like and you can like make a decision more educated Lee now everybody else
Lying to you guys being like Coachella so fun
its the perfectestttt thing i loooovvee it
who knows if i will be going next year, i dont know
I don't know if I can do that again, but then again. It's one of those things where it's like
It's kind of worth it tho
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