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it's time to call nanny911
we've gathered a team of world-class
nannies to help families in crisis
parents of america help is on the way
tonight
mom i need another energy drink this
eight-year-old son of a single parent
just won't behave
and nanny stella is selected to set him
straight
it's time for nanny stella to show eric
cartman his ways are not going to be
tolerated anymore
mom are you deaf somebody's at the door
yes i think it's the nanny poopsickins
killer i'm gonna be on tv now
hello i'm nanny stella oh thank you so
much for coming please come in
and you must be eric ma'am i want a
twinkie oh all right dear hold on mrs
cartman there are going to be some rule
changes around here eric first of all no
video games until chores are done
i'm serious let's put down the video
game and go to the kitchen no thanks i'd
rather not
right then i'm going to have to take it
how do you think you're doing
come on
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this video game is going right here on
the counter until we've done some chores
now first thing we're going to do is
make your bed
eric no this is not acceptable stop
trying to poke out my xbox fat all
right that's it you're going to timeout
i'm out whenever you are naughty eric
you are going to sit on this stool for
five minutes
and what exactly keeps me on the stool
it's the time out stool you can't get
down until the time is up
whoa how did i do that
eric you have to stay in time out
um no
come on you don't have a choice
all right seriously you're starting to
piss me off now eric you need to listen
to me
this is very important i'm getting down
to eye level with eric so that i can
talk to him on his level
eric you need to understand why you are
being punished all right
i'm just gonna get down as soon as you
move well then i'll just have to stand
right here
spit in my mouth
yeah it's best to avoid his level
all right i've dealt with this before we
just need to use psychology on him don't
stop believing hold on
eric can i just talk to you for a quick
second
why are you so angry
because you took my xbox is this about
more than your video game are you
feeling angry at me because you think
i'm here to change your life
well yeah and you're feeling like i have
no right to come in and tell you how to
live
yeah i guess sir
see this you have to take the time to
talk to your children about their
feelings
what else are you feeling eric
well i'm feeling confused
because i don't understand why you
became a nanny
me
well because i love children like you
right but if you love children so much
how come you're not a mommy
oh i just never had kids
why not
it just didn't happen
you're sterile is that it
no that's too convenient of an excuse
the truth is nobody ever wanted to have
babies with you isn't that it
always the mom's maid never the mom
must be hard on you knowing that the
years are ticking away your friends are
getting married and all the while your
uterus slowly shriveling away drying up
becoming totally worthless why you
you
you little bastard how dare you eric
knotty what kind of monster would you
guess let the anger come strike me down
while you can but it won't make your
dread up ovaries anymore fertile that's
it i'm not doing this oh but we really
need some help find yourself another
nanny television show
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