Hmm-hmm-hmm John and Sarah got engaged, about time.
Nice picture though.
Jamie's going to prison again... cool
Oh, Uncle Jim, oooh no, he needs a fact check
How did it ever come down to this
How could I have been so blind
My right wing uncle just doesn’t understand
But maybe THIS will change his mind
A steaming pile of socialist crap
I don’t know my nephew anymore
But I’ve got the perfect response
To finally win this Facebook comment war!
He must be lonely always being wrong,
Typing in the dark with no pants on
Can we compromise, can we harmonize
Come together, see eye-to-eye
Will you meet me in the middle…
of my side since i’m right?
Let’s just agree to agree with me
And stop this silly fight
Try to think outside your box
Come bathe in my insight
We can meet in the middle of my side
since I’m right
Trump is the best!
I like Justin Trudeau!
I like hot Canadians
Okay maybe you should move up there then
Sounds good, I love free medicine!
Football is too violent
Go Redskins
That’s racist
You are so P.C.!
I love peanut butter
I prefer preserves
How are you related to me?
You only friended morons who agree with you
And it’s dumbing down your dumb stupid head
You’re in an idiot sandwich
And the internet is the bread
Come meet me in the middle…
of my side since you’re wrong.
Tear down the wall between us
Over here’s where you belong
It’s not too late for you to admit
You’ve been mistaken all along
We can meet in the middle of my side
since you’re wrong
Racism, Feminism, Flat-earth-ism, Circumcision
Is there any politician we could throw in prison
Do I dab or twerk,
Gif or Jif,
And can I call a hot dog a sandwich
Is the Federal Reserve using GMOs
To 3D print vaccines
that make babies explode
What color was the dress, the two-state solution
Every single problem has a simple resolution!!!
Just meet me in the middle
of my side since you’re dumb
You can practice having half a brain
Giving my posts upward thumbs
I’ve got all the answers
What a shame that you’ve got none
Just come meet me in the middle of my side
Since you’re dumb
Since you're so dumb
Now please help bring peace and harmony to the world
by posting this on the wall of someone you love... to disagree with
And bring peace and harmony to your brain by touching that notification bell tenderly
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or something, I guess