Chicken Attack
Give that back!
Otherwise you will regret it!
You are going to stop me alone?
Who told you I was alone?
[angelic yodel]
You should know that a man with the power of nature
Can bring you to the end of your luck
And you should know by my stride
and the look in my eye
That you're about to be massively
forced to give up!
Chicken attack
Watch your back
before it fades to black
They might look harmless
but they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
With the power of nature
you're never alone
And you can't let evil run amok
every beast
every tree
follows me to the end
And you're about to be massively
Fucked!
Chicken attack
Watch your back
before it fades to black
they might look harmless
but they'll kick your non-chicken ass
Go chicken go!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
You're young and you're hungry
Perhaps short on money
I give you this chicken today
Its eggs for your dinner
Its legs for next winter
You won't have to steal again
What a merciful person...
Are you able to control all animals?
I can control all animals
But chickens are the best!
Help! Help!
My brother was held hostage
in a bank robbery in Fujimi!
Don't worry! It's going to be OK.
Go chicken go!
Now go, now fly
You own the sky
[ancient yodel of wisdom, peace, and justice]
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To see more chickens in Japan
Touch the box with your wing or your hand
And you can get the track too,
if that's something that you'd like to do
Featuring Takeo Ischi who taught us how to yodel,
next up is The Philippines.
In the meantime, check out Trump's Inauguration song.
Thanks for watching
and don't forget to french a chicken today.