America?
What are you doing?
Wha?
I'm going to China
Why not just take a plane?
Well, everyone knows that opposite of America is China
That's...
That's stupid you'll end up in India ocean
that's fake
okay...
good luck dying
idiot
well, I'll just get back to digging
he he, that silly taco
I know what I'm doing
ah
It's beautiful
It's... It's Chi
do do do do do....
uh
Hey! watch it!
Oh my god Texas are you alright?
Yeah I'm
Not you Chile
But I', Texas
Oh my god you look terrible
let's go to the hospital
let's go buddy
eeeeee...
what the?
Ahhh sh*t!
Okay guys.. we have conquered Europe
Now it is time to conquer Russia
Wunderbar
yeah!!
death to the slavs
We are the proudest and the purest of the Germans
it is time to defeat the mouse that is Russia
Russia Sucks!
Slavs
Russia is the worst
It is time for operation barbarossa
This will be fun
Alright guys let's goooo
a few seconds later
ha ha ha ha
look here buddy
I'm an American
That means I solve problems
not problems like reaching mars
because that would fall within the perview of your conundrums of aerospace...
I solve piratical problems
For instance
How am I supposed to stop some big mean
Japaneses Empire from tearing me a structurally superfluous new bee-hind?
the answer
use a nuke
and if that don't work
use more nuke
take this little 15 kiloton
140 pond uranium little-boy bomb...
designed by me
built by me
and you best hope
not pointed at you
Don't worry no one is going to hurt you
I'll protect you
we are strong
trust me
me and him... We are strong
we are unstoppable
no one is ever gonna stop this peace
guys I knew I could trust you
you are the best friends ever
Ehm...
Give me Czechoslovakia
and I promise I'll be peaceful
okay... take him
god dammit
Hey little fella, now look what I got right here
open up here comes the plane
mmmmmmmm no!
Ehh alright let's try this again
no no no
Alright I'm gonna give you one last chance
you can take your freedom and shove it in your aaaa
Now I told you, you're gonna like it
Here comes the plane