Welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Conner Mulvaine has donated this Zapper... What the hell is going on?!
This is ridiculous! I feel like I'm in an Alfred Hitchcock movie or something! I'd better microwave this before the dog shows up! What the hell is going on?!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number-one concern. And that's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody...
Riley: Shut your mouth! Shut your mouth RIGHT now, buddy!
Jory: Boom! Headshot! Headshot! Headshot! Headshot!
Jon: Alright, he's dead! Let's go!
Jory: Yeah, let's go. Seriously, get up!
*Duck Hunt music*
And we also have these fans, to circulate the air, and, kind of always, the Panasonic microwave. She's black...
Jon: It's just "microwave." It's not a turntable, it's not a carousel... That's boring!
Jory: It has turbo defrost!
Jon: Turbo defrost! Nice!
Jory: Put in this Zapper over here.
Jon: With the entire cord?
Jory: With the entire cord!
Jon: That could be a bad idea, Jory!
Jory: Or an AMAZING one! Either way, it's probably gonna catch fire, 'cause I'm noticing a pattern here...
Jon: Yes, definitely!
Jory: Okay, so I wonder how long I'm gonna put it in there for?
Riley: 19:85.
Is that when the Nintendo came out? Are you sure?
Jon: Why do we keep putting it in for years?! Just put it in for two minutes!
Jory: Okay...
Jon: Okay, guys, it's the Zapper. Can it Duck Hunt its way out of this situation?
Jory: Woo-hoo-hoo! Oh, it's glowing!
Jon: We've got some glow action! It's glowin'!
Jory: That means, if you guys are fans of Halo, it's the plasma pistol, and it's overheating!
Jon: Well, there you go!
Jory: Soon, your hand, you're gonna have to shake it out. 32 00:01:55,267 --> 00:01:50,27 Jon: See, you're putting it in terms they can understand, because who has played Duck Hunt in the last 12 years?!
Jon: It's glowing, it's glowing, it's charging up! It's like that ion cannon on the Death Star!
Jory: Commence primary mission! (makes firing missile sound)
Riley: (makes spaceship sound)
Jory: I'm surprised it's not doing anything anymore.
Jon: Oh, booga-booga-bob! Maybe we should put more time on there, Jory! It hasn't caught on fire yet.
Jory: Okay, I'll go in there.
Jon: Quick! You're gonna miss it!
Jon: Don't inhale!
Jory: There's no "add-30 seconds" on it.
Jon: There's no "add-30"?! What kind of microwave is this, Whoopi?!
Jon: You were inhaling a lot of smoke there.
Jory: There was a lot of smoke in there.
Riley: Are you okay?
Jory: Maybe there's so much smoke, it CAN'T catch fire.
Jon: I'm not sure about that, Jory. I'm pretty sure it can catch fire no matter what it wants!
Jory: 2... 1... Go!
Riley: Oh, dear! Masks definitely on for this instance! Fire extinguisher?
Jory: No...
Jon: Nah, I don't think it caught on fire. I don't think it's needed here.
Jory: Let's go! Ready?
Jon: You can see the smoke right by the light!
Jory: Oh, my God!
Jory: Let's pull this bad girl... What the hell?!
Jon: Dude, it's stuck to the plate! Aw, dude, come on now! Are you serious?!
Jory: So, that's what was glowing...
Jon: Are you serious?! Oh! You just split it in half!
Jory: It's a sawed-off. If you ever need a sawed-off for hunting duck...
Riley: What's this liquid right here?! It looks like there's a liquid that must've come out of it!
Jon: Probably like battery acid or somethin'! Who knows?
Jory: There's actually metal right here. I guarantee that's where the infrared light was!
Riley: Not anymore!
Jory: That's why it was glowing like that.
Riley: Jory, are you wondering something?
Jory: I'M not, but YOU may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave a Nintendo Zapper?
Jon: Whenever I can taste through my nose, I don't wonder!
Jory: (laughs) It's not a good idea. It doesn't smell very good in here, and there also was a mysterious liquid inside the microwave.
Jon: And that's NEVER good!
Jory: Liquid and electronics? Friends, no, they do NOT mix!
Jory: And that's about it for "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
*end credits play*
Let's microwave this before that [beep]in' dog shows up! Holy [beep]! (laughs)