[Guns 'n' Roses "I used to Love her" plays] "I used to love her..."
"...but I had to kill her!"
"I used to love her..."
"...but I had to kill her!"
"I had to put her, 6 feet under!"
"And I can still hear her complain!"
Dur, hey look! We found a little boy!
"Boy?"
Heh, look he got hit on the head!
[laughs] kids are stupid, Hahaha!
What an assho-hey? What's with my clothes?
This is unit 45, we found a stupid little kid with a head injury.
We're gonna take him in and ruin his psychie!
Huh?
He's gone!
Ah well, let's go grab some doughnuts
Must... have... air!
Wha?
Oh no! I'm a little [beep] again!
What the...?
Conan: MY VOICE!
Shinichi Over phone: Hi, you've reached the house of Shinichi Kudo...
I'm not home at the moment, but if you need a case solved
leave your name, number and address after the beep
Oh and if you're a hot girl, also tell me your measurements.
That pig.
Curse this body... I can't even reach the handle!
[coughing]
Professor, I need help! Get me into my house!
And uh... who ze hell are you?
It's me! Shinichi!
A lying little brat, eh?
I have just ze place for you.
You're coming with me so I can expariment on you!
Ugh, I don't have time for this!
You just came from an Italian resturant named "Colombo's"
And as always: You forgot to wash up!
Ho-how did you?
And if you don't belive me, I swear
I'll kill you and your family!
Hmm, so you say ze men in black fed you a strange pill
and turned you into an annoying little brat, eh?
Actually, it was SOME men in black.
So, Will Smith wasn't involved?
Ran: Shinichi! WHERE ARE YOU?
Quick, hide! You must keep zis a secret!
How dare you run out on... oh professor.
Where's Shinichi?
[Professor Agasa babbles]
[Thud] What was that?
Aww, it's a baby!
I'm gonna hold it and squeeze it and crush it with love!
Shinichi: Heheheh, I can feel her boobs!
A-a-actually Ran... I belive he's about 7 now.
Oh
So what's your name?
Oh crap... I haven't thought up a name yet!
Uh, uh....
I'm Jimmy Kudo.
[everyone laughs]
Aww how cute. Now I'm gonna make up a rediculous name!
I'm Rachel More!
[everyone laughs]
And I am DOCTOR Agasa
[cricket chirps]
Professor Agasa: Vell zey can't all be vinners
Ran: So really. Who are you?
Um.... Conan Edigawa?
Can he stay vis you?
His parents vere in a car accident and may never return
even after they recover
Ran: Why can't he stay with you?
But but but I can't enjoy my alone time if I'm worried
that a kid will come busting in on me
Sorry I asked.
So can he?
Uh... sure.
Alright! I got a case!
Somebody was actually dumb enough -ahh!
Ran: Hey dad, Conan's staying with us, okay?
Taxi!
C-Conan!
Heheheh, I can't wait to meet the dunces who hired me!
What the hell are you doing?
Following Conan.
What would a kid say at a time like this
I LIKE BAGELS!
Shinichi: Totally believable
My poor little Akiko was kidnapped
Detective Mori: Well I see no worries. I'll find your dog for you!
Client: NOT THE DOG THE GIRL!
You- you sure you don't need help finding the dog?
Who hired this idiot?
This is clearly a faux kidnapping.
Otherwise, the guard dogs woudda barked.
Oh wait... that hasn't been revealed yet.
I must have forgotten a line in the script or something....
uh..... now what?
[barking]
Quick lassie, to the bitch!
Wait for me!!!
Ha!
She must be hiding in there!
Time to die!
[muffled]
[evil laugh]
Conan: HOLD IT!
Come out! So I can stab you!
I'M RIGHT HERE!
I-I don't see anyone.
[annoyed] I'm down here.
Oh.
Ah! A dog!?
[Barking and screaming]
[bored] Okay, here we go...
Okay, I've saved you, blah blah, you're welcome, blah blah.
[Dog wimpers]
Time to die!
I could've sworn this kidnapping was a fake.
WHO'S WRITING THIS ABRIDGED SERIES!
[manical laughing and banging]
It figures...
FAIL!
Ahh!
Time for a HOME RUN!
["The Ultimate Energy" plays]
Holy [beep]! Did she just defy the laws of matter with that block?
[fighting noises]
SUPER AWESOME KICK ATTACK!
I-I just got saved by a girl?
Oh man, my life is OVER!
[barking]
Doggy, DOGGY!!!
Think you can mess with me huh? Well take this, and THIS!
Haha, I beat up the kidnapper!
Hi... I'm Conan Edagawa.
And I'm here to make all you snot-nosed little brats look even dumber!
Oh God, I really hope this is a bad dream.
PLEASE BE A BAD DREAM!
[Captions by martialmichael126]
Narrator: Next Conan's useless hint!
Conan: Pirates!
Girl: Yar har, fiddle dee dee.
Girl: If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate! Conan: Okay can we end this now, this is just gay!