Right there, in the restaurant
in front of everyone
Mandy Fucking Brooks
I really thought she liked me
Silly girl
In front of everyone!
Cary Fucking Matthews snickering her face off!
Mr. Wickers grabs me by the scruff of my neck
and says, "You silly girl"
So I still come here, then
I thought it was supposed to get better when you get older
It does, it gets much better
Maybe I'll top myself
Well you don't, obviously
- Can you play the piano? - No
- Can you do martial arts? - No
Did you get off with Cary Matthews?
No
Going to be a middle-aged wimp with shit shoes
who no one wants to shag
I'm never going to be able to go back into that classroom
Well don't expect anyone to come out here looking for you
I've been looking for you
That was cool
Do you want one of these?
- Uh... - No, don't! Think of my lungs!
Yeah
Thanks
Serves you right
You should ignore Cary, you know
She's a total airhead
I can't believe you called him an old perv
He went bright red! Mr. Wickers!
You know, apparently he tried to touch up Pauline last week
- Really? - Yeah, after double drama
He's a total creep!
Been looking for you, anyway
Why?
Dunno
Oh
Wanted to tell you something
What?
I like girls
Oh, right
Yeah
Who do you like, then?
You
You? I remember this now, and then I
Do you want to go for a walk?
- Like this? - Yeah, like this
What are you waiting for?
Girls!
You!
Am I a girl?
It's just words, isn't it?
What she means is she likes you
She likes you!
I've just puked on her shoes
Women love that, trust me
Are you coming with me, or what?