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Review!
Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen and everyone watching. This is TheReportOfTheWeek. And this is the unnamed drink series where
I try out drinks and there's no name to this series. So that's why I leave the dramatic pause.
Well Burger King has a new drink out for you.
You know Burger King, they release a lot of products mostly food related stuff burgers sandwiches
but occasionally they have the the drink here and there and this one was so
captivating, I thought this is probably gonna be the most important thing going on in the entire month!
So I got to get myself to Burger King to try this out and inform the masses!
I couldn't believe it when I saw it. So I just had to run over here. It's called the Frozen Fanta
Scary
Black Cherry Slush. It's a slush drink
that's,
allegedly, black cherry flavor, but it's scary, too!
You might say to yourself, "scary"?
What is the scariest
thing
that you can possibly think of?
You know, what is what is the most terrifying thing
you can conjure up right? We're getting close to Halloween season and we're getting close to
Halloween time and everyone watches horror movies and the scary stuff. What's the scariest thing you've ever seen?
Well, whatever it is
The Burger King marketing team would like to have a word with you because they want to debate you. You haven't seen nothing
until you've seen the frozen Fanta Scary Black Cherry Drink!
Now what is it exactly?
Well, it's a slush drink as I said and
it's black cherry flavor. And that's really all that there is to it. Now, you can see though, it is black in color
which is trying to go with the you know, the Halloween type theme, this is a regular size. Price for this? Is
simply one dollar! One dollar for this.
So, you know, it's affordable. The one thing of course, you know where it comes down to
expectations versus reality on their website they market this as being, you know,
like it has this really nice little swirl on the top and it looks extremely pic picturesque.
This is gonna be more like what you're gonna see, you know, where it just looks pretty standard.
Let's see if we can get a good focus on it.
Well, you could see it good enough anyway.
I bet I could even remove the top here just for for the sake of getting that perfect shot.
Even if it doesn't focus in so I know sometimes with the low light and whatnot. There we go.
You can see that's what it looks like and it's just like a so, you know a slushy drink,
you know, so to speak.
It looks more like a purplish black than completely black in color,
if I were to just give my honest opinion. But you know what they say right? Tomato tomahto.
They really try and market this as being completely black in color. As I said it looks more of a
purple. Well, anyway, there's not a lot to this, you know, sometimes these items have so much to it
It's like, you know, you know, it's whole life story, you know this item better than you know yourself.
This isn't one of those things.
You know?
It's very simple -
Just a slush drink black cherry flavor.
One dollar. With that said, I'm just gonna try it out and let you know what it tastes like. So it's the Frozen
Fanta Scary Black Cherry Drink from Burger King going in!
Take two more sips.
Yeah.
So I think two questions really
linger in our, in our, mind when it comes down to this drink:
Number one, what does it taste like? And
number two,
does it turn your tongue blackm so to speak?
I remember sitting there before this I was thinking to myself,
"If this doesn't
turn my tongue black and make it look like it's just dead and,
you know, full-on necrosis has set in, I'm gonna be quite upset!"
So let's find out. Let's see. Let's see how black it made my tongue!
It did!
Oh, that's incredible. I didn't even uh. I thought I was gonna be disappointed. I did not! I... that, that caught me off guard!
My god, I got to do that again!
Wow, that's crazy! It actually does. I'm shocked.
Wow, I did not see that coming, I'm sorry that that did surprise me I didn't think it was actually gonna turn
Turn turn your tongue black to that extent. I'm actually surprised by that one. That one caught me off guard.
You know, maybe be a tiny or it wouldn't be at all.
But but it actually does make your tongue black.
So I guess you know, if you're you know, I guess it could be is this my favorite word now, you know
It's it's "gramable", right? It matches the tie!
You know, so it actually does but I'm curious one thing that I'm just genuinely curious about because flavor-wise,
It tastes like black cherry. There you go. There's the review. I'll talk about that a little more in detail.
I'm just curious, you know, like say you're just having this before work.
You got a meeting or a presentation now you realize oh my gosh, my tongue is black.
I'm just curious if it'll rinse away with water or not?
Just curious.
No, no, it's there to stay. So if you want to have your tongue
black? Well, there you go. This will do it! When it comes down to flavor-wise. It's very simple -
it's a black cherry drink. Now one thing that you must keep in mind though when it comes down to how this specifically tastes
Is that, you might say? Well black cherry, right? Yeah. All right. It tastes like cherry right? It's cherry flavor. How sweet is it?
It's not a very sweet drink. It's actually a little more on the tart edge of the spectrum
So to speak instead of being sweet, you know
Cuz like sometimes like if you're getting this for your kids and it seems like a Halloween themed type of beverage and you know
I could definitely see it as something that you might want to get or whatever
And you have a sweet tooth and you're thinking well this might just be like a really sweet, you know
Cool cherry drink, it's gonna be more on on the tart edge of the spectrum.
That's not to say that it's bitter because it's it's not at all. I'm snot like you're gonna be
taking a sip of this and you're gonna be like...
Like that, you know, it's gonna be the most bitter thing you ever had. No, it's gonna have a tartness to it.
That said it's not gonna be like a you know a maraschino
sweet red cherry drink. Sorry if I butchered the name.
But you know what I'm talking about, where it's not gonna be like that red cherry. It's like a black cherry drink.
It's very flavorful. Very robust. As I said, the only flavor you're really gonna be getting out of this is
Cherry, you know just black cherry. You're gonna have that tartness to it!
Still a little bit of sweetness don't expect that. It's going to be completely bitter and devoid of any,
you know, sweetness whatsoever.
But there's gonna be on the tart edge there and it's almost like you could taste a little bit of
carbonation when it comes down to it, I would not consider it a carbonated beverage.
It's just the way they kind of get the flavors down.
You know it it's just it's just a very flavorful robust cherry drink.
So if you like cherries, I think you'll enjoy this. Just keep in mind
It's not gonna be overwhelmingly sweet. At the same time, as is with any slush type drink,
it's it's cool. You know, it's not going to lead to any brain freeze.
I don't think anyway because it didn't on my end but it's just an enjoyable drink. It's something that you could easily
There's not too much tug or resistance while you're sipping away at it. And again the price for a regular one is one dollar and
zero cents, you know tax might affect that and whatnot.
So therefore out of 10 what am I going to be rating the Frozen Fanta Scary Black Cherry Flavor?
Well, when it comes down to the flavor wise it is exactly what they said that it's gonna be.
It's that black cherry. I think it's pretty tasty pretty flavorful.
No complaints flavor-wise. Price is fine. And for the fear factor? Well...
Maybe it is mildly scary,
especially if you didn't anticipate that it was gonna turn your tongue black.
I could understand how it might be a little scary there. Out of 10?
I really don't see much to complain about so I'm gonna give it an 8.8 out of 10, but you know
I don't really have a problem. It's a it's a festive seasonal drink, you know, we got the the lights setup here and
You know, it's a good Halloween time drink.
I don't really have any complaints with it. That's why it has the rating that it has and with that
that's pretty much all that I have for you.
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Well, that's all that I have for you. This is the Unnamed Drink Series.
And today we pretty much said I think everything that can be
possibly said about the Frozen Fanta. Scary Black Cherry Slush Drink from Burger King!
Thank you, and I'll see you again with another video later. That's all!