(Welcome to the vid!!!)
(The music)
Buy now, for $6.99!
PREPARE FOR EVIL!! EVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL
(Y U NO TAZOR KIT)
(Whistle king-a-linger)
Hi there I'm Joey and this is lovely (somehow) assistant, Bob (Nothing too fancy)
(the super crazy guy says) DENKINS!!! (Not Jenkins, DENKINS!!!)
Today we will introduce something MAGICAL!!
(I like trains) YAY!!!!
THE TAZORKIT!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
The Tazorkit has SO MANY USES!! (ITS AN INVENTION OF THE AGES!!!! AAAAAAAGES!!!!)
Like The "Tazor-toothbrush" (TRADEMARK'D)
(SPIT!!!)
(THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING! VERY VERY FRIGHTING ME!!!!!! 'Galileo')
(Cheap whistling)
IT WORKED!! (or did it?)
(SO FAKE DING-A-LING)
Or there's even (wait what? there's more!?)
Or there's even (a repeat on words) the "Tazor-lipstick"
You'll look great tonight HOOOONEY!! (a way to lie to yo wife)
(so very "SHOCKING"!! Gettit? no? Shut up)
WORKED AGAIN!!
(5***** stars)
Now I know what you're wondering (because i am a MIND READER)
Does the tazorkit have any OTHER uses?
HECK YEAH!!!
TAZ0R BANANA!!
1 AM B0B-CL0N3
(NOM-NOM-NOM)
(SUPER-PAUSE)
(Now Thats SHOCKING! not funny?)
And the Tazor-toilet (this is gonna end badly)
(magic) TADAAH! I SHALL NOW DO THE MAJESTIC POOPY!!!
Oops. I forgot to pull my pants dow-
SHOCKING
*WARNING* TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!
woooooooooooo
"CRASH"
The Tazor-demolition rock!
Even The Tazor House
NONONONO JOEY DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!!
Ha ha (sarcastic laugh) Nonsense.
(Spirit bob) I warned him.
Sponsored by the HURRICANES (False) HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
(THAT IS NOT TRUE)
Hey there kid, what are ya playing?
Clash of clans
(SCREAMING LOUDLY)
What's the bad problem with clash of clans (M80)?
Folks, everyone has been BRAINWASHED by clash of clans
and no one, everyone is afraid to stop it
Well, I-
Random angry/pissed "loyal" citizen: ITS NOT BRAINWASHING PEOPLE!!!
Whoa whoa whoa I never said it was brainwashing people!
YES U DID!
(tackle tackle)
(gibberish)
(ANGER)
U know what?x7
Eh, Stuff it. OVER!
(fin)
Hey there! would you like a
remote control like this, or a piece of paper like this? Then come on down to the SOUVENIR SHOP! We have really useless stuff and so many souvenirs and each costs (about) $6,000.00!!
So you better buy them, otherwise
THIS REMOTE COULD MUTE YOU FOREVER!!
So buy now!
(DEEZ NUTS! Ha! Got 'em!)
Ahem
Hello out there (M80)
I am Dr. Bobby
and these are Dr. Bobby's Regular nuts (DEEZ "almond" NUTS)
Totally useless! Nothing special about deez (nuts)
Check 'em out. They look so tasty!
(DEEZ NUTS MONTAGE)
(muffled) GREAT
So buy 'em! (awkward silence) Buy em! Wot u waiting for, just buy 'em! It's all I ever wanted! (mental nutty breakdown) JUST BUY EM O.K!! (stompy stompy stompy stompy stompy stompy stompy stompy stompy stompy stompy stompy stomp!)
(the muddy ending)
HI and I am Joey
And I'll introduce "Joey's own mud" (TM)
Completely edible and totally delicious!
Let's let someone come in and see!
Mmm yeah, look at that mud, it's so awesome
Let's let someone TASTE TEST!
Ollo (it's hello sir. Oh.)
Hey, would you like to taste-test some of this delicious mud?
Oh Yes, it looks delicious
(DEATH)
Totally edible!
Buy Joey's own mud now for $60.00!
(Run Joey Run!)
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