Oh You can search far and wide
You can drink the whole town dry
But you'll never find a beer so brown (But you'll never find a beer so brown)
As the one we drink in our home town (But you'll never find a beer so brown)
As the one we drink in our home town
You can keep your fancy ales
You can drink'em by the flagon
But the only brew for the brave and true
Comes from the Green Dragon
Hey ho, to the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe
Rain may fall and wind may blow But there'll still be many miles to go
Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain
And the stream that falls from hills to plain
But better than rain or rippling brook
Is a mug of beer inside this Took!
Blunt the knives
Bent the forks
Smash the bottles and burn the corks
Chip the glasses and crack the plates
That's what Bilbo Baggins Hates
Cut the cloth, trail the fat Leave the bones on the bedroom mat
Pour the milk on the pantry floor
Splash the wine on every door
Dump the crocks in the boiling bowl
Pound them up with a thumping pole
And when you've finished If they are whole
Send them down the hall to roll
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
There's an Inn, there's an Inn A merry old Inn, beneath an old grey hill
And there they brew a beer so brown The Man on the Moon himself came down
One night to drink his fill
Ohh, the ostler has a tipsy cat That plays the five-string fiddle
And up and down he saws his bow
Now squeaky high
Now purring low
Now sawing in the middle
So, the cat on his fiddle Played hey-diddle-diddle
A jig that would wake the dead
He squeaked and he sawed And he quickened the tune
While the landlord shook the Man on the Moon
"It's after three!" he said
Now quicker the fiddle Went deedle-dum-diddle
The dog began to roar
The cows and the horses stood on their heads
The guests all bounded from their beds and danced upon the floor
The round Moon rolled Behind the hill
As the Sun raised up her head
She hardly believed her fiery eyes For though it was day, to her suprise
They all went back to bed!
Hey Hollens Family!
Thank you so much for watching Our Hobbit Drinking Medley
It was such a blast working with Hank Green on this
I am... Such a fanboy of that guy
He is absolutely incredible And does amazing work
Both educationally and entertainment-wise
And he's just a good guy with a good heart
So, uh, please check out his work I'll have his links down below
Umm, this song is actually part of a CD I released a few months ago
And if you haven't seen it or if you like, uh
Dorky Lord of the Rings and Hobbit, uh, songs
You should check it out!
I also have signed some CDs and they look like this!
This thing that's moving right here! I signed them in a bunch of places
You should check that out! If you want to grab one
The link is right here
Or I will have it down below in the comments
Enormous "Thanks!" to The Badlander in Mezula, Montana
(Which is where Hank is from) for letting us shoot the video there.
You guys are amazing!
Umm, And, Yea!
Hope you guys enjoyed this!
Oh! This wouldn't have been able to be made possible, obviously
Without my amazing supporters on Patreon
For letting us fly out to Mezula And film this with my film team
And, uh, yea
Love you guys! Thank you so much for watching!
Next video's gonna an awesome folk song so make sure to check back in two weeks
And, uh, yea I will see you guys soon...
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It's so awesome and there's only some, only a few, left
Click that! Or click down below! Bye!
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