- Hey team! I'm Riley, and...
- I'm Fiona! Oh, sun.
- And we're going to go whale watching today.
Oh, we're blown out. Uh, the sun.
Fiona's got her coffee. You all ready, babe?
- I'm ready.
- I'm excited to see some whales.
We're doing this for your birthday.
- Yeah!
And you've never gone whale watching have you?
- No, I've never seen a whale.
- Just like my hair, the wind is just doing...
- (laughs)
- Its thing.
- I'm so excited. Whales are, like, way too big
and it kinda freaks me out, but I'm excited.
- I love boats and I love animals
and I love ocean animals
and we get to go see one in the wild!
- Woo! And now we have sea sickness medicine
so you won't throw up all over us. (laughs)
- Yeah, look Riley asked me to get it the other day
and I was like, 'I don't need it.'
and then today she's like, 'Why didn't you get it?'
I was like, 'I just didn't wanna be dramatic.'
- Just trying to be tough, like, too tough for sea sickness.
- (sings) Too cool for my sea sickness.
- All right, well, let's go get on a boat
and see some whales.
- Yeah!
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- So we forgot sunscreen and realized we're going to be
on a boat for three hours,
so I ran to the gift shop and got some minion sunscreen.
- [Fiona] That's great, good job.
- This is our punishment for forgetting sunscreen.
- [Fiona] That's on us, yeah.
- Twelve dollar minion sunscreen.
- [Fiona] That's disgusting (laughs)
Do they have other options?
- No, this is it.
- [Fiona] Oh, well, yay.
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- (laughs)
- The wind is going really well with Fiona's hair.
Announcer: If you're lucky enough, the mum might let the calf come and swim right up to your feet here.
Some days the whales do get close, you can lean over and touch the whales on the nose.
Some days they do, some days they don't.
(inaudible)
-- slappin' his tail on the surface.
You see that difference in the tail there. Quite a large difference there.
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- I was saying that a great documentary would be called:
'Large and In Charge: Whales', a documentary, by NeonFiona.
- Whale do you think they are?
- (laughs)
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- Well, whale tour is over. We're headed back to land,
but we saw a lot of whales.
- So many whales.
- None of them did a jump, but some good whales.
- That's fine, they can just live their lives.
- The one at the end got real close.
- So close. So close.
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- So, we made it back to dry land.
It was really cool though.
- It was so fun!
- Yeah! What was the highlight?
- Highlight? I think when the little baby one came up,
- (hums in agreement)
- and was, like, splooshing around. It was so cute!
- You can see it's little fin, like *whoop*.
- Yeah! We got to see these, like,
y'know, we got to see fins and tails.
Fins and tails everywhere!
- Fins and tails everywhere! (laughs)
It was a good day, good birthday day?
- It was really fun! Thank you so much!
- Nice.
- You nailed it, you nailed it with this one.
I love being out on an ocean, I love animals,
I love seeing whales out in the open.
- And you didn't even get sea sick.
- I didn't get sea sick!
- Yeah!
- Thanks to the tablets likely.
- Nailed it! Yeah!
- One kid did get sea sick and they vomited...
- Someone puked all over the place.
- Everywhere!
- And then they get a bucket and they just put it into
the ocean, fill it with water and bring it back up. Sploosh!
- Schploop!
- Yeah.
But, yeah, that's all I had for you guys today,
we just wanted to see some whales.
- Yeah!
- And now we're gonna go get some vegan Chinese food.
- Woo!
- Woo! (laughs)
- All right, I'll see y'all next time. Bye!
- Bye! (laughs)
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