This isn't your home.
What are you talking about? This is the Umbrella Academy.
This is the Sparrow Academy.
Shit.
When we jumped here, we created a time paradox.
Our little paradox brought forth the freaking Kugelblitz.
What the hell is a Kugelblitz?
Essentially, we're screwed.
Everybody else can see Ben, right?
Yeah, he's a complete dickhead.
They're all dickheads.
Dickheads who can fight.
Next person to say "dickhead" is getting punched.
-Dickhead. -Dickhead.
We caused a paradox,
and that paradox is swallowing things.
-How long do we have? -Four, maybe five days
before existence is blitzed.
Not to mention we've been replaced
by a bunch of blobs, and cubes, and birds, and shit.
Your team's good.
But I don't think you're better than me.
I ended the world twice.
And you? You're just meat in spandex.
Dad didn't adopt us as babies, but those babies still existed here.
-So if you see your other self… -Kill them.
-Sleep with them. -Avoid them.
-What's wrong with you? -Come on.
As if you wouldn't climb Luther Mountain.
If I kill you, do we get our Ben back?
What the hell did you just say?
What are you, their mascot?
More their ringer.
Been looking for you.
Spoiler alert.