WT-FDA.
(APPLAUSE) AMPLIFYING GLASS.COM
FEATURES FOREIGN FOOD LABELS THAT HAVE BEEN TRANSLATED
INTO ENGLISH FOR EXPORT AND IT MADE THEM A LOT LESS
APPETIZING, SO I WILL SHOW YOU SOME OF THESE FOODS AND
YOU GIVE ME A TAGLINE TO SELL THE PRODUCT, ALL RIGHT.
FIRST ONE, THIS CHILD SHREDDED MEAT.
>> CHILD SHREDDED MEAT, BRENDON.
>> JUST LIKE ADULT SHREDDED MEAT BUT MORE TENDER AND
WITH LESS PUBES.
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
>> POINTS.
>> JESSE.
>> LOOK FOR IT IN YOUR LOCAL SEX OFFENDER'S FREEZER.
>> YES, POINTS.
>> DEON.
>> I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP, BILLY.
(LAUGHTER) POINTS.
>> ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE, HOW ABOUT A STEAMY BOWL OF SOUP
FOR SLUTS.
(LAUGHTER)
>> IT HAS ALL THE VITAMINS AND MINERALS THAT HEALTHY
SLUTS NEED.
JESSE.
>> HOMEMADE SOUP JUST LIKE YOUR MOM AND WHOEVER SHE WAS
[BLEEP] USED TO MAKE.
>> POINTS.
>> DEON.
>> TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP
-- OF DELICIOUS SOUP.
(APPLAUSE) >> BRENDON.
>> COME GUZZLE SOMETHING ELSE FOR A CHANGE.
(APPLAUSE) >> YOU DID START THAT OFF
WITH COME.
>> COME-- LIKE JOIN ME.
>> JOIN ME.
>> NEXT ONE, A HOT CUP OF URINAL!
>> WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF YOU OPENED IT UP AND IT WAS
A LITTLE BLUE DISK, JESSE?
>> NOW A PROUD SPONSOR FOR THE R. KELLY FOUNDATION FOR
RUNNAWAY TEENS.
>> POINTS.
>> ANYONE ELSE.
>> BRENDON.
>> THE PERFECT DRINK FOR TAKING A WIZ AND CHECKING
OUT OTHER DUDE'S DICKS.
>> YOU NEED A DRINK FOR THAT?
>> NICE TO HAVE A MUG WHILE YOU'RE--
(LAUGHTER) >> IF YOU GO INTO A BATHROOM
AND SOME GUY IS SIPPING TEA, JUST LEAVE THAT BATHROOM.
>> NEXT ONE A FROZEN GOLDEN GAY TIME.
>> YEAH, JESSE.
>> GOLDEN GAY TIME, WHAT TIME IS IT, IT'S TIME FOR
JOHN TRAVOLTA'S DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> NO POINTS.
>> OH.
>> DEON.
>> GET A LOAD OF THIS.
>> ALL RIGHT, POINTS.
>> LAST ONE, HOW ABOUT THIS ANTI-SEMITIC BEVERAGE.
>> FOR THOSE YOU WHO CAN'T SEE IN THE BACK IT SAYS THE
JEW'S EAR JUICE.
ALL RIGHT, THAT IS WHAT IT SAYS THERE.
>> WHAT THE [BLEEP] COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE?
WHAT COULD THAT POSSIBLY BE?
>> IT IS AS IT RIGHT ON THE CAN.
(LAUGHTER) >> IT'S JEW'S EAR JUICE.
>> YOU WENT TO THE FACTORY LIKE, WHAT IS THIS REALLY, NO,
IT'S LITERAL, JUST BE LIKE A BUNCH OF EARLESS JEWS.
JESSE JOYCE.
>> HEALTHY PART OF A BALANCED BUDGET.
(APPLAUSE) >> ADOREABLE, POINTS.
>> GOOD ONE.
>> BRENDAN.
>> BROUGHT TO YOU FROM THE MAKERS OF THE GAZA BREATH
STRIPS.