Twinkle twinkle little star, You look small ‘cause you are far
Lightyears out from here to there Your light's distorted by the air
So you
Twinkle twinkle little star, Adaptive optics shows you as you are.
Twinkle twinkle little star, You must be a small pulsar.
Out away from earth you drift, This is known from your redshift.
Twinkle twinkle spinning star, Degenerate neutrons are what you are.
Twinkle twinkle little star, Supernova, au revoir!
You got so big, too big perhaps, Electron capture, core collapse.
Twinkle twinkle former star, A black hole’s all that you now are.
Twinkle twinkle little star, Wait, actually, no, you're a meteor
Breaking up in the atmosphere. I wish I’d known you'd end up here
Twinkle twinkle shooting star, Became a meteorite that hit my car.