come on let's go okay i'm in to the little brook mall
oh it's at a mall i'm not going why why not i just don't feel like going to a mall we can
split a cinnabon no i'm really not gonna go come on it'll be fun no i don't go to malls
so i just got a very interesting phone call what are you talking about i know robin's secret what
that's right i know your secret robin or should i say robin sparkles how do you know that name
because look i appreciate what you're trying to do but if it's out there there's no point
in trying to hide it anymore let's just watch it and be done with it i want to stress that i
was young yeah you were and i didn't know any better they never do and it started out as an
innocent modeling job it always does i'm sorry i was a bad girl please don't give me detention
isn't there something i can do to make it up to you i know how about i sing you a song
i was a teenage pop star in canada
i had one minor hit i had to go all over canada and sing this song in malls
for a whole year i lived off of orange julius and wetzel's pretzels
oh i was in her video starred in it is more like it i'm sorry i've seen let's go to the mall about
a thousand times and you sir are not in it i was in the other one there's another video
all right i can't find your video i wasted three days
barney do you want to come back to my place your place
so should i just put it in yeah why not
this was my big artistic follow-up to let's go to the mall
kind of tanked it's everything i want it to be and more i'm so glad
and of course the robot makes an appearance in the sad love balance
he was my sidekick he had to be but that's okay i'm going to rock you behind it anyway
i'm going to rock your body to canada today but you can turn off the screen we know the lyrics
oh the sand castles video yes yes we did that together too
what do you mean two well we had this failed canadian tv variety show that was so embarrassing
i demand satisfaction why are we gonna duel
no i'm gonna show everyone this embarrassing video of you it's robin sparkles three y'all
space kings is this a porno no dude dude it's a kid's show
i don't know this doesn't have all the earmarks of porn
two average canadian teenagers who solve crimes in space using math
that sounds ridiculous so sue me like the producers of milky way athletes try to
it's just bad camera work okay wayne our camera guy he wasn't that great
i don't know i think he did a pretty good job considering he was probably only using one hand
okay space teens let's multiply five times six thirty yes seven times four twenty-eight
keep going eight times nine seventy-two don't stop now almost there 23 times three
no we've been waiting all day just watch it without me
two dudes on the couch together watching porn that's kind of weird okay it's not porn
it's a kid's show two dudes watching a kid's show might be worse hey jessica how's your beaver good
great how's your beaver busy as ever if a robin's beaver devours six inches of wood every half hour
and jessica's beaver devours eight inches of wood every 45 minutes how much wood will i need
to keep both of these beavers well fed all weekend long and i'll be there to share my ice cream cone
we'll lick it side by side wow this is so dirty
it's only kind of just vh1's behind the music there's one all about robin sparkles
tells you the whole story from a to z
i have in my back pocket the answer to the question who was robin obsessed with hang on tight
it's robin sparkles 4 y'all
with her jelly bracelets graffiti coat and totally rad robot
no one symbolized the 1990s in canada like robin sparkles
sparkles hit records let's go to the mall and sand castles in the sand both went maple with
maul eventually going double maple who doesn't love the mall shopping with your friends and
i can't do this out of my face please thank you pardon me thanks sorry robin's next song p.s i
love you was so dark dominant records refused to release it no you're beautiful on your pedestal
that's gonna feel good yes i love you i was robin sparkles but robin sparkles is dead my new name is
robin daggers 2 3 4. we watched robin sparkles underneath the tunes today
wait what now i am ready to tell you who psi love you is about
p.s paul shaffer paul shaffer i'm trapped in a cage of the tears i cry i'm praying to god
she doesn't reply even the robot says p.s i love you
so instead everybody come
today that's just fine i'm gonna follow the guidelines everybody commented
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