hey there fruit lovers especially you
ladies out there
that's right today we're recording the
hot or not challenge in front of a live
all-female studio audience excuse me you
said this is the hot or not challenge
actually well i'm a knot and i'm ready
to enter let's do this
wow it hurts so good
um i think you might have the wrong yeah
let's see blake get hotter than this
admit it blake i finally beat you
accepted yeah
yeah so i don't know who blake is but
this is the hot or not challenge i beg
your pardon yeah the hot knot challenge
is one kitchen over you mean i didn't
beat blake i mean you probably beat him
at becoming a pile of ash nope i did it
moments before he did ow dang it blake
sorry not sorry my dude whoa
wow
anyway
here's what today's challenge is
actually about i'm about to bring two
eligible bachelors out on stage and the
audience is going to decide who's hot
and who's not all right let's do this
first up we have grapefruit hey call me
subs ladies hey
yeah yeah i know it's very exciting for
you all now who's this poor schmuck that
has to go up against me that would be
snack ephron
what
that's that's not fair it's not wearing
a shirt neither are you valid but i'm
still furious ladies go ahead and plug
your answers into the electronic devices
located on the seat back in front of you
and as expected smack efron is hot with
100 of the votes hey come on how do you
get 100 my mom's in the audience oh
sorry sweetie but it's snack ephron you
understand don't you
i guess you're right
all right listen sis i want a shot of
redemption i mean come on i have to go
up against snack efron in the first
round let me do one more please sure
thing grapefruit this time you're up
against
ryan reynolds rap
wow that's some live cheering
sis you're supposed to be impartial ah
sorry you're right
ladies please vote now mom you better
not leave me hanging this time don't
worry sweetie i got you next time okay
the votes are in and
ryan reynolds rep wins with 105
of the vote 105. how does somebody even
get 105
mom i thought you were gonna vote for me
well i wanted to honey but then i
decided to vote twice for ryan instead i
mean you know once for each of his
dreamy eyes mom you know this episode is
going on the internet right
dad's gonna see this you know grapefruit
you up for round three no way this thing
is rigged i'm out of here
have it your way next up we have little
apple thanks for having me against poop
mcgillicuddy as you vote ladies please
keep in mind that poop mcgillicuddy's
flies are not part of the contest
some of them may be cute but they're not
supposed to be here they just kind of
came anyway so ignore them if you can
good luck man i'm not gonna lie my ego
needs this big time a win or lose i
promise to be cool about it all right
the scores are in and little apple wins
with 95 of the votes yes yes in your
face i'm what you're not yeah
real cool little apple speaking of cool
i'm back oh hey grapefruit i would like
another shot now that i see that you
have people like little apple and poopy
mcgillicuddy's ilk i think i'll roll the
dice one more time you really want that
hot title huh well i believe i've earned
it am i right ladies ah
now who's in here scrap i'm doing round
four sorry butt mackenzie call me later
in the week we'll set something else up
oh my gosh butt mckenzie the level of
competition in these later rounds is
dismal sis can't wait to see who back me
up against this time
well that would be johnny dip johnny dip
oh come on how many of these food
celebrities you have in this challenge
quite a few would you rather go up
against tom hollandaise no i would not
he's adorable perhaps timothy jamalette
is more your jam oh he's my gym all
right mom stop being pervy sis i want to
go against someone else porridge clooney
this isn't funny chris hanswer stop it
jason mimosa
fine let's just get this over with go
ahead ladies judge my hotness against
jason mimosa
wait what's happening out there in the
audience i'm not sure
i'm actually honey i believe we all
pressed the jason mimosa button so fast
and so excitedly that we accidentally
broke the voting devices we can do it
again thanks mom you're welcome sweetie
ah
actually grapefruit i think you might
want to stick around for this due to
technical malfunction breakthrough and
jason mimosa officially tied with zero
points each you mean i'm as hot as jason
mimosa
don't finish that sentence about
everything i wish to hear thank you now
i bid you a do ladies i'm glad you got
it right in the end sis call me if you
ever change your mind about dating me
you know you will i will not it was
worth a shot and jason sorry you didn't
win bro hey maybe you worked out a
little bit hard in the gym or something
you could have defeated me but alas
yeah i'm gonna go
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