S: Alright, it snowed H: It snowed, you can see the snow
Not too bad though, we're totally fine
S: Yeah, we're gonna get out of here H: Yep
S: There's only maybe an inch H: Yep
S: It is windy in Kansas H: Yes it is
S: I now understand...
H: People that say it's windy in Kansas? S: No, the movie, uh....
S: Dorothy? H: Oh, the tornado?
S: The tornado, it's windy here H: Now you understand Wizard of Oz?
H: Until now you were perplexed?
S: That was accurately set in Kansas H: Yeah, yeah
S: It's windy, it winded all night H: It did
H: Our Airbnb host just came and cleared off our walkway
S: Yeah, very kind H: Very nice, and our car also
H: Which is so nice S: Extra big thank you for that
H: Yes
We have about an hour, we're gonna get our breakfast
Well, Shane's gonna have a protein shake
S: [gagging noise] H: I'll have a muffin
Then we'll be off to Oklahoma
S: Oklahoma!
H: Another place that I'm pretty sure is windy as well (laughs)
S: I haven't heard much about Oklahoma and wind
H: Okay S: Oklahoma and barbecue, yeah
H: Okay S: Wind, no
(intro song) Hello, hello, welcome to the show, welcome to the show
Welcome to the show, it's time to talk about our lives (Chloe bark)
S: Alright, by show of hands
S: How many of you would like to watch Hannah and I strip on camera?
S: All of you, wow H: Oh boy
S: Oh my god, every single one of you H: I don't think my mom raised her hand
H: She's probably watching this
S: (laughs) Liz, put your hand down
S: Well, you're in luck H: The time is here
H: Your wish has been granted
S: And some of you might be thinking, they're just joking, here comes the punchline
H: No S: There's no punchline
S: Remember we were in LA a few weeks ago H: Yep
S: We were filming an interview with a channel called StyleLikeU
H: Yep S: For their series, What's Underneath
H: Yep, couple's version S: And that episode is now live
S: As of very recently H: Just now
S: Just now, we're gonna put the link below
H: Here is a sneak peek just to get your.. dip your toes in
S: So watch that, then watch the rest of our video, cause, you know...
H: Don't leave us now S: Hannah worked hard on it
S: But then go to the link below and watch the full interview on StyleLikeU
S: We'll be naked H: Yep
S: Alright, here's a clip
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S: Good morning H: Good morning from Oklahoma City
S: We had a lovely fast little night here H: Yeah
S: And we're headed to Albuquerque.. Alber-quoi-quoi? I don't know how to say it
H: (laughs) Yes you do, you do Shane S: We're headed West
S: We're heading West along the Oregon trail, towards New Mexico
H: To New Mexico S: To New Mexico
H: Albuquerque, New Mexico
S: But we have to go towards it to get to it H: You're right, it's a long drive, 8 hours
H: And it's literally a straight line, I looked at the map
H: There's like zero turns S: There's a few turns, we have to say..
S: There are some, we're not just...
H: I'm just saying, for like 7 hours we're just going in a straight line
S: I just looked at the map, it's only 7 hours and 45 minutes
H: Okay, great
S: Alright, so we wanted to show you where we've been staying here in Oklahoma
H: Yep S: It's been lovely
H: We'll start in the back of the house S: I had instant coffee for the first time in my life
H: Yeah S: And I think I've been slightly spoiled
S: By my wife's family owning a coffee shop H: (laughs)
S: Because it tasted like water H: Awww
S: But I appreciate that they had coffee H: Yeah
S: Can't start my day without it H: We should've bought coffee
H: I don't know, it just slipped our minds S: I know
S: This is one of the bedrooms, this is where Chloe slept
H: Yeah (laughs) S: And then right next to it is our bedroom
H: That's where we slept, enjoyed our bed
H: Bathroom is here, this is just a little hallway
H: This is the kitchen
H: (laughs) Oh my god, Chloe
H: This is the dining room, and here is the living room
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H: Where are we, Shane?
S: We are in Texas H: Yep, somewhere past Amarillo
S: And it is warm H: It's 60 degrees
H: We've got the windows open S: I'm so happy
H: Chloe's gonna have a potty break
S: I'm gonna have a potty break right....now
H: Oh my god
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S: Well, all hope is lost H: Why?
S: Because of the Eagles, I've been knocked out of the playoffs
H: Oh my goodness
S: Acted like a team of middle school scrubs that have never seen a football
In their entire life
H: That seems awfully mean to your favorite number one team?
S: They're idiots H: What if one of them watches this?
S: You should've played better H: Oh, Shane
S: You should've H: Say I love you
S: I love you, but you should've H: (laughs)
S: We're in Albuquerque H: And Chloe will not stop walking around
H: Please Chloe, stop with the walking S: I'm not really that upset about the Eagles
H: (laughs) S: I mean I'm existentially going off a cliff
H: Wow S: But I'm gonna keep it together
H: It's okay, yeah S: We're in Albuquerque!
H: And we think we love it, you know? S: I like the area
H: We only just drove through, we're gonna explore a little tomorrow
H: On our way to Flagstaff, and we recently, as in 10 minutes ago
H: Discovered that Petrified National Forest, is that what it is?
S: Petrified Forest? H: Petrified Forest National Park
H: It's a national park, it's a petrified forest, something like that
H: Is right on the way, and they have all these dog friendly area
H: And it's like "I40 travellers", which is us, "stop in for an hour"
H: "See, look at all these fun things you can do", so we're gonna do that
H: And in the morning I also want to drive through Albuquerque
H: To see it see it before we move on S: Yeah
H: Because we only saw a little bit of it, but we walked around our neighborhood
H: It was really nice, it's not too cold S: No, it was good
H: Like 35
S: All day on our drive, we drove through Oklahoma, Texas and then New Mexico
S: And it was like 65 H: It got up to 68 at one point
H: In Texas, I think S: We stopped for gas, it was so warm
H: Yep S: Very happy about that
H: Yep S: We ordered dinner, we got Italian
H: Mmm, we've only been having tuna fish for the last four nights
H: So we're so excited
S: Last night for dinner I had a cheese and mayo sandwich
H: (laughs) Oh, I'm so excited S: So I'm very excited for real food
S: Here is our apartment number 3 H: It is a house, a standalone house
H: Shane calls everything an apartment S: I call an Airbnb an apartment only
H: It is not, it is important that it is a house
S: Front door H: Front door
S: Welcome H: Here we are
H: I'm gonna zoom out so you see everything
H: Wow S: Welcome to our home that we own
H: No, we do not own it
H: So when you walk in there's sort of a living room over here
H: Kitchen and dining room over here, excuse me Chloe
S: Football game over here
H: Shane's thing, nicely furnished kitchen
H: There's a backyard through there which is fully fenced
H: Although you do share it with another little mini house that's an Airbnb
H: But there's no one there right now, so we are alone
H: Another little living room S: Show the ramp down
H: Oh yes, and there's a tiny bump here, little step, so we...
H: Yep, thank you for demonstrating, Chloe
H: We put the ramp there for Shane to get down here
H: Because this is the bedroom that we will be in and we already messed up the bed
H: So sorry about that
H: Master bathroom, then up here there are two more bedrooms
H: One in here, a bathroom, and another bedroom
H: So it's really nice, very spacious, great neighborhood
H: Sidewalks for Chloe, lovely
S: Are you talking about me? I was sipping my beer
H: I know, sorry, five stars S: Lovely
H: Yep, and there's one little step outside that we used our ramp for also
H: Accessibility note S: Love it
H: Love it S: Love it
H: Food's here
H: Oooh
H: Shane, there's a drink here, did you special order some sort of beverage?
H: I can see your grinning face
S: They had a... H: Wait
S: They had a vanilla Italian cream soda H: Woah
S: It sounded like something you would like
H: Uh huh S: I ordered it
S: And then you opened a soda like a minute later and I was like, oh crap
H: My black cherry? S: Yep
H: Well, that's okay S: I'll drink it with you
H: Well, you know what? I can have two sodas, that's little little Shane
S: Well, I was worried you wouldn't want it
H: I will want it, I will have it S: Alright
H: I've got all night (laughs)
S: Yeah, sounded like something you'd like H: Thank you
H: Alright, we got pasta with Italian sausage and burrata
S: Ooooh
H: We've got fresh sourdough bread with basil olive oil, that's that in there
H: And then we've got spaghetti and meatballs
S: Angel hair spaghetti and meatballs H: Wow
H: Okay... this S: Success! Success!
H: This Italian cream soda, as you can see is not what you would expect a cream soda to be
H: In the United States, American cream soda
H: I have maybe never had anything that tastes as good as this
H: Is this a thing that I've just never had? S: I have no idea
S: It's from Matucchi's 25 in Albuquerque
S: It was a cream soda and then I had to pick between cherry and vanilla
H: And this is vanilla S: I did vanilla
H: Incredible
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H: Oh Shane, how long have we been sitting here?
S: Probably about ten minutes so far H: With no movement, uh huh
S: There's an accident up ahead, the map says it'll be a 20 minute delay
S: But we're not moving H: Yeah
S: So I don't know if I trust that H: People are out of their cars
H: Car doors are open S: Do we have a survival kit?
H: (sighs) S: What if it snows?
S: What if we have to sleep here? H: This is all the water that we have
H: For the three of us S: Stop drinking it
H: (laughs) And I have to pee S: (laughs)
H: (groans)
S: We have plenty of food H: We do
S: Is our fridge on? H: Yep
H: Yeah, we've got turkey in there, cheese, your pasta from last night
S: Chloe says, give it all to me H: Yeah, Chloe will love it
H: Chloe has a giant bag of dog food, she's good, the water is really...
H: We really should have some gallons of water in the car
S: If it comes to it you guys can eat me
H: But this was supposed to be a 2 hour drive, you don't usually prep
H: With gallons of water for a two hour drive, now we're just sitting on the highway
S: (laughs)
S: Can you shove my head over a little bit?
S: Ah, just doing my therapy
H: The truck next to us, you can see that there's a truck here
S: (groans)
H: ...The truck next to us, the truck driver has a little chihuahua dog
H: And his window's open and the chihuahua has his little head out the window
H: And so Chloe was barking through her window and wagging her tail
H: Just confused as to why there was a tiny dog head right outside her window
H: But we threw her some treats and now she's calmed down
H: Awww, yeah, we're tired
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