Wait, you guys look familiar!
- Yeah, we're er-- we're in a band. - Oh, no, that's not it.
You're the guys that keep stealing the toilet paper out of the bathroom!
[laughing]
No, we're the Jonas Brothers, I'm Kevin Jonas.
[cheering]
I'm Joe Jonas.
[cheering]
And I'm Nick Jonas.
[cheering]
This is ridiculous. This is not what I want for my music video.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just the greatest worst dancer of all time.
But please, why don't you show me what you were thinking.
OK, I was thinking maybe we could start with a little
opening position like this.
Nope. Blah.
OK, well maybe we can put something a little stankier on it., huh?
Like, boom, boom, ka!
Hate it, too good, next!
[clearing throat]
Well then, how about an epic move.
Something like this.
OK, stop.
I may actually throw up.
What's taking so long, man?
I am so sorry. Well you see the barista here's a little, well...
Loco.
Oh, you said Tyga.
When you said Tyga I didn't know you meant
the Tyga, Tyga, like the rapper Tyga.
Did you know that your real name's Michael Ray Stevenson?
- Yeah I knew that. - And that you were born in November?
I knew that too.
And that in 2012 you won the American Music Award for--
Hold on, hold on let me stop you right there.
I know most things about me, because I am me.
Yeah, yeah. What's the name on the order?
- H.E.R. - Oh...
[laughing]
You want it in her name?
No, no. I'm H.E.R.
Oh OK, well if you're her, then who is she?
I don't know who she is.
Listen carefully, OK?
My name is H.E.R.
H.E.R. is me.
I thought I was me.
[cheering]
I'm the perfect gift for Dad.
Yeah, buy one Peyton Manning and get all his Super Bowl rings for free.
What? No, I didn't agree to that.
Yeah, yeah you did.
Uh huh, bye Peyton Manning.
♪ When the rain hits my window I run and grab my pencil ♪
♪ Rain thunder and lightning ♪
Oh, I can rap too, pip squeak.
[clearing throat]
Me-me-me, OK...
♪ Shoo-doo, shooby-doo-ah ♪
♪ Shooby-dooby-dooby-do-ah Shooby-do-ah ♪
[laughing]
♪ Ah, ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ Ah ah ah ♪
Wait for it.
♪ Ahh ♪
Petunia, this isn't a competition.
Actually, this is a competition.
And I can't help it I'm more talented than everyone.
I want to see her, but I don't want her to see me!
- Get the gum, Beth! - I don't know where the gum is!
How?
I didn't know today was going to happen!
If I did, I would have brought all the best gum!
Nothing to see here, just a book bag who loves you!
I'll turn all the faucets on.
I'll move all the furniture to one side of the room.
I'll even scare your neighbor's mean cat!
Just please let me come back to you.
Please.
You would do that for me?
J.J. I pick Bartholomew.
Five minutes. The show starts in five minutes.
Kevin, my man!
Oh my word! It has been forever!
It is so good to see you... Buttercup.
Kids, this is Buttercup, the most famous horse in sketch comedy.
Cool!
Are you serious right now?
There you are!
I thought we were supposed to be on your set!
But hey...
[yelling]
Wait, wait, wait. You guys were on our set?
You guys saw the Man Cave?
- No, no! - You can't prove a thing!
Your award is completely fine.
Well, now that you guys are back, you guys should probably do All That.
But I wanna be Ari.
We all wanna be Ari.
When I feel fancy, I turn into Country star Lauren Alaina.
[cheering]
Actually, I do want to see that.
You two have school tomorrow.
Well, you told us that if we wanted something,
- we had to make a compelling argument. - Indeed you did.
So this evening, we've prepared a presentation
to convince you, the best parents in the world,
that we need a dog.
Yeah! Yeah!
♪ We need a dog We need a dog please ♪
♪ We need a dog ♪
Thanks a lot, Justin Turner.
There go my birthday nuggets.
Nuggets? Why didn’t you say so?
I always carry loose nuggets in my bag.
Oh!
Sweet!
Best half birthday ever!
Mmm.
Consider my debt paid.
Delicious!
Hey, Asher.
[laughing]
Hey, Ashley, 'sup?
It's Tashleigh, but like, whatever.
[laughing]
Do you like music?
Yeah, it's chill.
It's cool.
Me too, I like the sound it makes.
[laughing]
Same.
[cheering]
I play basketball and the saxophone.
Hey! Karl, help!
Timberwolf strength!
- Ah! - I got it.
Who made this? Shaq?
[music playing]
Whoa! We're spinning!