- Hi. - Hey.
Hey, I went by the photo shop.
Take a look. Here is a mock-up of our card.
What do you think?
Huh. Wow! that's great.
Now do you think it should say, "Love, Ross and Mona?"
Well, we-we haven't said that to each other yet
but..
...I guess it's okay to say it to other people.
How many did you want? I'm getting a hundred.
A hundred?
Well, I, uh, I guess I'll take, uh..
Mona..
Uh, I-I don't..
I'm not sure about the whole, uh..
...the...card thing.
Really, why not?
Sending out a holiday card together..
I just don't know if we're really quite...there yet.
You know, I didn't think of it that way.
You're right, you're right.
- So can I ask you a question? - Yeah.
- Where are we? - Huh?
You know, like where are we?
Where is this relationship going?
Hmm.
I mean, I love spending time with you, you know?
I just...I hope we're moving forward.
I mean, we should probably talk about that, don't you think?
Let's do the card!
- What? - The card.
I think we're there.
Okay. I..
But I-I still think we should
have this conversation.
Really? I mean..
Even with the card?
[knocking on door]
- Hi. - Hi.
Just so you know
Dr. Long can't be here today.
She was called to the hospital.
So Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Oh, okay.
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Was it me or-or was the guy who took my blood sample
really cute?
You know who I'm talking about? Bowl haircut, hairy fingers.
[knock on door]
Hi, Rachel?
I'm Dr. Schiff.
Yes, you are.
So how's it going?
Oh, it's really, really good.
But enough about me, come on.
Where are you from? What do you do?
- I'm a doctor. - Right. Right.
Actually, I meant, you know, in your spare time.
Do you cook? Do you ski?
Or just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?
Uh, I don't have a wife or a girlfriend
but I, I do like to ski.
Oh, I love to ski.
How amazing is this?
So, are you experiencing any discomfort?
No, I'm very comfortable.
- Any painful gas? - No.
Ooh, Dr. Schiff, what kind of question is that?
Okay then.
Would you like to lie down on the table?
Well, would you like me to lie down on the table?
I'm sorry, is there something going on here?
Do you feel it too?
- Hi. - Oh, hey, so?
How did your doctor's appointment go?
Well, let's see.
Uh, they gave me cute boy doctor today.
And in the middle of the exam
I put my pinkie in his chin dimple.
- Oh, my God. - Why did you do that?
Okay, remember that little problem I was having
during my fourth month of pregnancy?
Oh, yeah, the Evander Holyfield phase.
Oh, man, you were so hard up
you-you practically came on to me.
You wish.
Hey, I could've had you if I wanted you.
Oh, yeah? Come and get it.
Okay, even this is turning me on.
- Hey. - Oh, hey.
Hey, Ross.
Hey, how's it, how's it going with you and Mona?
Are you guys still together?
Oh, yeah, yeah, we're moving forward.
You'll be getting our card.
You and Mona are doing a holiday card together?
Yeah, we're not just doing a card.
You know, she-she also wants to have the conversation
about where the relationship is going.
- Uh, women. - I know, I know.
Why do you guys need to have this conversation, huh?
I mean, no self-respecting man would ask a woman
"So where's this going?"
Uh, Ross, you asked me that.
Hey, you were a closed book, okay?
I'm not a mind reader.