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Look who got a tuba
That just came to me.
7 to 93?
That's about right
In these 10 seconds that have passed I earned half a mill
Wrist nub, wrist nub
Ha ha, he fell because my foot was out.
Oh woah now you can see his neckbone
I should sketch that neckbone
Auugh
AAAUGH
AUGHAHA
I can't help it
I -
I just now sat on gum.
You know I used to go home and just
Throw gravel at my grandparents in bed.
Dollar bills
Choink choink
Dollar bills
Choinka choink
Yeah you always say you'll get us a helicopter and you got it zero times.
I hope you feel good, so
Not you, I hope you fall on a machete later.
Oh it's a joke.
So I need to talk to you regarding money.
Don't stop his virginity.
I want to know your routine.
I normally go outside to fold things.
You can do it... dream.
You like my sister?
Yeah.
Well don't.
Gotta admit, I am close to you right now.
Yeah, you're way closer than I'd pick.
You're banned from Asia but you gotta go to China
If I can't be in Asia then how do I get to China?
I mean
I just, I mean.
There's a rat over there.
OK
Did you hear what I said? there's a -
there's a rat over there
Yeah now they're in our-
They're in our van yeah
Eggroll.
I wish I had a breeze running down my leg.
I'd kill for a cookie.
Sting ray a double-sided Scooby snack
Yeah we pick our hotel.
Just give it a second, he'll say it.
Look at my golden hair.
Called that
Didn't I?
Your granny made your daddy.
What's your favorite shape?
Not the square, not the square.
Good old triangle.
I saw your mole!
You're givin' me a complex man
Stop doing heroin!
You do what I tell you.
Yeah.
And I say the apples and milk come back to dinner
OK
I'm half Hawaiian
Guess what half, huh
The Greek half
Shortly I came across a wooden stick.
The ghost is near.
Hey sometimes I let my dog spit in my pasta
Why'd you even tell me that?
I don't wanna know that kind of stuff.
It's fine.
No it's not.
Ha ha ha ha.
He's totally freaking out.
no please don't cry.
Why can't you be smooth?
I am smooth!
They keep taking the ball!
No no no no no.
Look look look look.
You ain't smooth while you're crying and all emotional, all right?
You have to know that at your age?
Stank
Hambone?
And then in second grade — see here's what happened.
The whole year I ate vegetables only.
Then I decided to reverse it.
Say, you oughta buy my electric guitar
You could buy the thing that has made me famous
The guitar
Get back, Jennifer, you're going to be 41.
This is not embarrassing.
What possibly could I mean to you?
It's not a brilliant question I mean really now just think about it.
You're just like
a sweet bug
It itches right where the end is
I think I run a tad faster than I really do.
Help me burn that old man.
I can't dude.
Yes you can. Let's freaking burn that guy.
Hit him on the eyeball.
Hey don't offend me.
Hey you gotta lick it
I can't, it's nasty.
And they'd see us
On the sideline ha ha ha ha ha
Hey girl, you still gotta sign those papers
Hear the silence inside of you.
Elizabeth is guilty.
Tell me that I'm wrong, senator.
I will sing for you when you've begged me.
And you WILL beg me
Ice
Lightning! grr grr grr grrr
Repel!
Return!
Fright mode.
Wait, no!
Yaaa!
Oh dear.
I went out with a girl this weekend
And we just kept having a ball.
Then I come over to hang out after the game
And just her floor is just beanbags
So that's when I'm a jerk to her because I'm all
"Come pick up all your floor bags.
You ain't living in south east Asia?"
Bump buh-duh-daaaa
Doh-deh-doh-deh-doh
What's your age?
I'm 79 today
I realized that when I flirt, I don't know how to flirt.
I don't know if I turned off the light.
Lastly, I love you.
I will always remember us
And I will always be there behind you just watching.
Ooooh mmm, I know that's not your aunt.
Don't drink fluid you find on the floor
Seven girls fall down the front step
I run for lump.
I'm so humble.
Good job man.
I know.
Oooh, I'm white!
Hey, I'm going to talk on the field.
Yeah OK, what about?
Oooh I tell you my guns ache.
To see the flames, open your eyes
What is my disease?
I want it now!
I want cake now!
I want it now!
Your face is a face I've been avoiding for seven years.
If I have to look back at it
I'll break down for sure.
Hey where's the doggie?
Well, there was a doggie, not now.
Dog gone
There's a doggie right there
Is that the doggie?
Sir where's the doggie?
I found Fido! Hey, I found Fido!
My neck, my neck!
I'm not Prince Harry?
What a striking scent it deserves another whiff
*Sniff*
Oh my *sniff* that is so bad.
I mean that is so rank, why in the world do I just —
Boy that's foul *sniff*
Oh that's so bad.
Oh that's painful.
I love it.
Destiny waits for us.
You're like a freemason's safe word
Make sure your life is bejeweled.
You're the ship AND harbor
Stay downwind of my shoelaces.
Pretty female parts.
Right now I'm going to try to make a comment.
Couldn't do it
I learned how to cast the spell "ogre smoke"
"Ogre smoke"s, one of the hardest spells you can even do!
I know.
See I already know that already.
Look right now I'm not sure I should talk about it.
Throw deep!
You're getting 4 million!
Did you squirt on this sandwich?
A baby tutor? What's that?
The assassin lady sleeps
I can't believe there's a manhole and he fell in it!
Hey, what year is this?
Emphasis on the "what year"
I sold my horse.
My birthday is March 81st
Me gusta your cell phone.
Oliver is naïve
Samuel, who is the girl?
I don't want it loud, just be quiet
Well, she's really loud.
She wouldn't let me get a sonnet in.
Hey, I'm an icon!
Oh no, it's happening.
Stop standing!
Stop drinking!
Poke his eye!
I'm the star!
Hey, he's a spy!
You're gonna die!
Ow!
So what are my senses sensing?
Lucifer!
I once got a rake and I killed a snowman.
Villain!
Jose! Don't touch that!
I used to dance like this
Viviana Viviana Viviana.
She loved to dance, she loved to dance, she loved to dance.
Hot soup
Where they got it?
My bone must've cracked.
Wow.
My bone fully cracked y'all
Can you find the tiny red shoe?
It's right there!
Ha! Ha!
I'm going to put the ball at the third and whatever
I don't wanna measure.
They got boulders up in here?
Cause look I don't have time for no boulders
Ain't no boulders here
Could be.
You're loco
Look at the view dude
Hey can I have like half a million dollars?
Hey, we'll fight y'all on Tiger Mountain!
We'll fight y'all on Tiger Mountain!
Come here baby, yeah!
I hate that guy, so umm...
What are some things that could gross you out?
Old folks allergies, that could sure do it.
Just having somebody yucky like you.
Denim golf jeans.
Voldemort, yes, I said Voldemort.
Doodads that scratch the wood
Like scratchy things you know
You have adorable eyes and I don't believe what I see
Sorry, what's that?
You have a normal hat and big boots I said
Oh OK
Thanks for never trying to catch a ball.
Guess you think that scoring just sort of happens?
Y'all are disgusting
Every one of y'all cannot talk to me anymore
Hey man.
I better not go eat any more honey.
You should be nice to me.
You hear?
Yeah I hear I should be nice to him Jim.
Who am I seeing? Who am I seeing?
Vivian?
Oh she just saw me go go go
Why is there a hearse at my house?
Night screams - the new fun of the kids.
I'm crying on the inside.
I intensely stole carpet.
What'd you just say? You're the best man on the field?
Hey, that's not what your friends think
You said it
My power is umbrella humping
Oh no I'm all out of caring baby.
Every day there's less.
Pound of paprika?
Breakfast
Hey man be honest how was your drink?
I don't want to talk about it, man, I can't believe you'd even do that, man
Did you finish it?
Dang, gross son
Here's Mr. hand.
Mr. Hand's tired like a lot of you
Y'all know I invent fake young adult titles I might want to write one day?
I really like the fact that I am an artiste.
Do you want to hear the worst thing that I did?
I don't know, is it depressing?
A really good person can do bad things.
Gotta love bread.
I know
You know there's sandwich bread over there next to the coffee
Yeah, I eat bread in the bathtub.
OK that's gross to me.
I'm gonna touch your back.
No need to panic.
Can I get a smile?
No.
I really like this.
You better warm my towel.
You are locked in the zoo
What do you do?
Winkle winkle wink wittle ghost
and kiss a pickle as you haunt your tree.
My fingers smell like cabbage
Or like a riverboat captain's sock
I was thinking maybe I could read you some Bible verses?
Hey get me a fork, get me a fork
No I don't need a fork.
Don't need a fork, just wanted a treat.
Wanted a treat.
I wanted a treat.
Were you good at math school?
11 over 8, carry the seven, all that stuff.
But you know I don't know about pi or nothing like that.
Could I have been your friend then?
You know, unlikely
Hold me!
All right man
Hold me!
Come on.
Hold me!
Are you serious man?
Hold me!
I mean...
go to church church church!
Go to church church church!
I have to survive!
Guess why
I'm pregnant!
I have to survive!
So good!
It's a tiger.
Look out.
Stop the rhino attacks.
Number one in female situations.
I collect pictures of horses.
Master Vendemar sent me to fight the Red Baron.
Hail tiny toe!
Tiny toe!
Tiny toe! Tiny toe, baby toe!
Tiny toe!
TOOOOOOEE!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Tiny toe!
Half the time I enjoy my food.
and the rest I get fire belly.
There you go
Wait, these are magic mushrooms?
This oughta be interesting.
I'm-in-another-dimension-there's-a-serpent-here
Gold teeth, I collect gold teeth.
So I'll get a hit on the radio.
Can you define "valedictory"?
Yeah, that's not a word.
You know I mean I know the whole English language
And the nonsense you said is not in it
Hey, camera guy up here
I'm flexing! I'm flexing!
I'm flexing! I'm flexing! I'm flexing!
This is my horn.
It won't blow!
My bike sucks.
It lost its wheels.
You know I hate that you have to be a ghost now
Cuz it's like I talk a bunch to no one
It's just a shame.
They ever tell you how I collect brains?
You guys don't have your own graves
I have my own grave.
Y'all don't have any.
Get a grave.
Go on have at it, it's safe.
He he he he he he.
OK, that's good, that's good.
Wait, she's 94?
Yet for 14 to 15 years she was 56?
And when she dances the animals fall before her?
Hey, I need you to cut off your hair young man
Why?
Just cuz.
I hate cats!
Why they gotta pee in a little tub?
Hey don't flirt you're a friend!
Uhh, you got me fries
Umm so I can't believe you just said that
The sweet scent of almost dying.
Why am I right by a faucet?
I will sell violent fantasy to you.
I can't find my pencil.
I find you hardly nice.
Hello
Hello hello
Hello, oh hell naw who's that?
Who's the new idiot?
Who is that?
Oh hell naw
I think sea water is extra filling.
I take it, then it's missing.
I'd just like you to hold me.
Emotional access is essential.
I got books on the shelf, but who reads?
Yeah I hear you.
Yeah, books are terrible.
Right and that's very romantic.
Just remember you're kind of likely to go bald
Down there
So why did you freak out?
Well, I think it was the rubber arm.
Why you gotta go into the bathroom?
Is this the party?
This wall is magical.
You can't touch me
Gotta blow that whistle?
Have a nice day.
Tonight I am alone.
I'm gonna make love tonight.
Stop stop.
You're a larcher.
A lunch archer
I'mma chuck this.
Why don't you get it
Hey man, you know that time when I found that article on the great John Stamos?
And it was about this particular role that this Stamos had just found?
Good job
Don't
Is it normal that fish eat my scabs?
Big opportunities in the heartbreaking business.
I lost a quarter in my foreskin.
Why do you keep falling asleep?
I was up playing this video game all night.
And I haven't slept much.
And I have like half of my full brain.
How's your big head?
That's quite a dome.
You got a orange peanut?
Yeah
An orange peanut?
For me?
That's right.
Oh wow.
An orange peanut
Well I accept you