[audience applause]
- I'm really glad we decided to be roommates.
- Yeah, me too.
- Oh, do you mind
if I do my nightly bedtime routine?
It shouldn't take too long.
- Yeah, sure, go ahead.
- Okay, thanks.
- Okay.
- [Southern accent] Goodnight room,
goodnight moon.
Goodnight stars.
Goodnight head.
Goodnight heart.
[giggles]
Goodnight shoulders.
Goodnight knees.
Goodnight elbow, goodnight other elbow.
Goodnight secret elbow.
[audience laughter]
Goodnight my nine toes,
tenth toe you know what you did.
[audience laughter]
Goodnight eye,
goodnight glass eye.
[chuckles]
Goodnight dead squirrel under my bed.
- What?
- [regular voice] I'm just kidding, it's alive.
[chittering]
[intensely] Goodnight crock pot!
- Okay, whoa.
What are you doing?
And why is there a squirrel under your bed?
- Oh, this is just my bedtime routine.
And that squirrel's name is Peter.
[giggles]
- Oh, I kinda thought your bedtime routine
would be like, skincare or something.
- Oh, miscommunication.
I hear you, I can be all done with that.
Can, can I use my white noise machine?
- Oh yeah, go ahead.
I actually find white noise to be calming.
- Okay good, good.
Okay, goodnight.
- Goodnight.
[white noise]
Recording: Goodnight spirits, goodnight turkeys.
Goodnight spirit turkeys.
Goodnight Peter, the live squirrel under my--
- Okay!
Okay, what is that?
That is not calming white noise.
- Okay, how could it not be?
- It's just you doing
that weird whisper thing again.
[audience laughter]
- I'm confused.
What exactly is bothering you?
- You know what?
It's okay.
It's okay, how about just no more white noise,
and we don't talk.
To anyone.
- Okay, I'm confused.
But okay.
[audience laughter]
- Okay.
- Goodnight.
[snores]
Mo-o-o-on.
Goodnight.
[snores]
Mo-o-o-on.
- Okay, are you serious!
- Whoa, what is it, Peter?
- NO, NO!
You're snoring Goodnight Moon!
- Okay, what do you want from me?
It's like everything I do annoys you.
- 'Cause everything you're doing is annoying!
[audience laughter]
- Wow.
You know, I thought we were friends,
but if you can't admire, and even love,
all of my adorable little quirks,
then maybe I was wrong.
Goodnight.
[sobbing]
I'm okay.
[sobbing louder]
[whimpering]
- I'm sorry,
you confided in me and I made you feel bad.
You can keep doing your bedtime routine.
- [sniffs]
Really?
[sniffing wetly]
You mean it?
- Yeah.
- [Southern accent] Goodnight roommate.
- Goodnight roommate.
- Goodnight secret roommate.
- What?
Creepy Voice: Goodnight!
[audience applause]
- Thank you so much for watching that sketch.
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- Goodnight YouTube.
- Goodnight Am.
- Goodnight person who liked this video.
- Goodnight Naomi.
- Goodnight person who thumbsed down this video.
You know what you did.
- Good night Naomi.