What would you do if you had to fish without a fishing pole?
The five of us each traveled to a different location
and came up with a crazy way to fish with no fishing pole.
Let's find out who's the best fisherman.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
I think it's, like, -45 right now.
World-renowned Lake Powell!
[LAUGHTER]
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This is a very bad idea!
Oh, I could cry!
Ah!
(SINGING) Just pick a number--
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
welcome to world-renowned Lake Powell,
the home of your next Twin win!
In the past, we were stuck on what got
known as the "struggle boat."
Back up.
I'm caught.
I'm worried about it over here.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce drill fishing?
Mark Cuban is going to love this on Shark Tank!
All right, guys, the climate I chose, Utah,
on a lake, ice fishing.
Chose it for one reason only, sit in a house by a fire,
and all I got to do is pull up a line to catch some fish.
Brought my coffee pot.
Got a TV.
Here's the good news.
I haven't seen a lot of the Dude Perfect videos.
I just got that on repeat.
I call this the "fish mouth trap."
This is the device I'll be using today.
The flag will pop up when a fish bites the line.
I just remove this, I grab it by my hand, hand-drill it in.
No pole necessary.
(SINGING) I've never felt a lot like I do today.
What's up, guys?
TT checking into the game.
Historically, fishing battles have been great to me,
unless Sparky's on my team, and he throws up 68 times.
How we doing, Spark?
You look at where our ancestors learned to fish,
they learned it from the animals.
You might think, oh, OK, so you're
going to do something like a bear would do and catch them
in your mouth?
Thought about it, but it just seems gross.
I don't want fish in my mouth.
And I thought, you know what would
be really cool, is an eagle.
Swoops in from above.
Which is exactly why I brought this with me today.
Yeah, it's gonna be good.
All right, tall guy here, Central Florida.
I don't have a fishing pole, but I do have a net,
and I have my personal submarine.
Submarining is difficult by itself.
This one is super difficult. So you've
got this bubble for your head.
There will be air in there.
As soon as you start to feel like, wow,
these fish are just starting to get blurred,
you don't have oxygen anymore.
I'm going to honest, the personal submarine
looks a lot of fun when you're watching a video about it,
but when you're doing it--
[LAUGHTER]
Do you think I'm going to catch something?
I have faith in you, for sure.
I am ecstatic to get out there and get hooked up
to a big piece of machinery and start
flying around in the wild.
It's going to be a great day.
Here's how this is going to work.
Gonna lift up the bucket just a hair.
I'm going to put some fish food out, wait for the fish
to be unsuspectingly feeding, and happy, and content,
and then, just when they least expect,
like a thief in the night--
[FIGHTING SOUND EFFECTS]
That's going to work.
See you on the flip side.
Woo!
Nope, didn't catch any.
We're gonna get them, boys.
Have no fear!
We just need some fish.
OK, no fish on the first pass.
All right, we know there's fish down there.
Seen a lot of perch on the camera.
Still waiting on some trout.
I just need the fish to bite the line.
I mean, I see them.
Just bite the line.
All right, it's time to start fishing.
We've got anchovies on the line, and our first technique
is trolling.
Catch fish.
When we came up with the idea for the drill, I'll be honest,
I loved it.
Let the power tool do the work for you?
I'm going to do my first true cast of the day.
Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
This is an absolute disaster!
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Oh, yeah, he got it.
He got it.
First fish of the day, boys.
He's not pretty, but it's a fish.
Got ourselves a little bit of a perch.
Cody checking into the game!
I am in the Everglades!
Is that true?
That is not true.
OK, I'm not in the Everglades.
I do have a backup plan.
Meet Frank.
And worst case, we're just going to put Frank in the net,
and call it a day, and head on home.
Cobes, real quick, that is super legal.
It is actually a felony in the state of Florida
if you release that fish.
Oh, no way!
Are you saying to catch the fish?
Yeah, dude, that is, like, straight to jail, brother.
Jordan!
This was my whole plan!
(SINGING) Loving every moment.
First thing of the day, coffee.
Most essential.
Nothing better.
Even though it's cold and miserable,
I've got a luxurious tent.
I've got heaters.
I've got food.
I've got coffee.
There's one thing I don't travel without, and that's my Roomba.
This thing is already getting way too dirty for me in here.
It's cleaning off the snow that we brought in.
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(SINGING) Just pick a number and I'm ready to go.
Here we go.
This is brutal.
I think the twins are in Utah, on an awesome lake, having fun,
and I'm over here, barely breathing,
about to run out of oxygen.
(SINGING) They need some help.
I better show them the way.
All right, guys, we made it to the world-famous dam
here at Lake Powell.
Get your minds right.
It's time to get serious.
I did just catch the rope down below.
You ever seen the movie Tangled?
No need.
Just watch Coby and I fish.
I caught the rope on the side of the boat, so that's sick.
Not seen a fish today.
Not even seen one with our eyes.
How did you get out there?
Thing has a mind of its own, I'll tell you what.
[TRUCK BEEPING]
It's a beautiful day to be an eagle!
Nope, didn't didn't get any.
Howdy, folks.
Sparky checking in.
Not a big fisherman, but I am your judge.
And you may ask yourself, Sparky,
what are you judging on?
One, method and creativity of acquiring
the fish, two, the amount of fish, and, three, pure guts,
hard work, and determination.
Wow.
Sun's out.
Pivoting from the submarine at the very deep depth
and going to the shallow waters, where
I'm going to hand-feed worm, and then see if I can net him.
It turns out fishing with just a net is very, very tough.
We started off just kind of doing the quick draw,
and you're not very quick underwater.
You know, you're probably half the speed
of what you would normally be.
(SINGING) --party and I'm doing my thing.
I'm not fast enough!
This submarine, guys, was not made to fish.
I've created some chum out of anchovies,
and we are going to slide them down the water slide.
Let's see if we get any activity.
If you think people clicked on this video
to see absolute banger fish from you and me,
that is where you are wrong.
We're going to have to rename this video from "No Fishing
Pole Fishing Battle" to "No Fish Fishing Battle."
Upon the terrestrial sphere, the grand and--
No way!
--tapestry of nature unfurls.
(SINGING) I'm never stopping--
Just an eagle, hanging out in my nest.
Food!
Ah!
[EAGLE SQUAWKING]
(SINGING) Loving every moment!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Right here, right now--
No fish!
It's at this point, after a few unsuccessful passes
as an eagle--
Rats!
--when reality starts to set in.
There's a good chance we may be flying home today with no fish.
The eagle's starting to get frustrated.
All right, guys, we have a net.
New contraption, we've added a line, a hook, and a worm.
Sounds harder than it looks.
Looks harder than it sounds.
I don't know, I'm running out of air.
Here we go!
(SINGING) Loving every moment!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Right here, right now--
We tried some different methods that I'd prefer not to show.
(SINGING) Right here, right now--
It's not my proudest moment, but we were desperate.
I'll tell you what we're not going to do,
is we're not going to give up.
We're going to go back to the drawing board
and rethink this thing.
Oh, God, this one feels big.
There's definitely a fish on.
Oh, yes!
Let's go!
All right, got ourselves the first rainbow.
Look at that catch, athletic.
All right, go back to your home, buddy.
See you, bud.
There he goes.
I see fish down there, here at the marina,
and we're going to catch them with this drill.
She's got a nibble, 100%.
[DRILL WHIRRING]
He murdered that.
We need to promise something to the people,
because they deserve to see someone
catch a fish on a drill.
We will go home, and we will catch a fish on a drill.
Yeah, I'm committed.
I'm in on it.
Lake Powell was a very expensive failure, I must admit.
We're back in Texas, at a pond.
We promised you guys fish on a drill.
We're going to deliver.
Let's go!
Come on!
(SINGING) Let's get it started!
Come on, let's get it started!
I want to get in front of it.
I did use a hook, and a worm, and a line,
but it wasn't tied to a fishing pole.
It was just tied to a pole that wasn't a fishing pole,
so we're good.
(SINGING) Right here, right now, come on let's get it started.
Man!
You were just dying over there!
That was hard to catch!
All right, there he is!
Can we get a nice little photograph?
(SINGING) Come on, let's get it started.
Fish on!
Flag's up, boys.
Come on.
Got another trout.
Come on, baby.
Reel him up.
Chill.
You're fine.
Trout number two, baby.
We're cooking now.
You know what, three fish on the board.
I feel like I deserve first place.
You know-- Did you guys feel that?
I think the ice is cracking, guys.
This interview's over.
I'm sorry.
We're getting out here.
(SINGING) They need some help.
I better show them the way.
We're going to come up with a new plan.
I need to come straight out of the nest, and then just--
pew!
I feel pretty good about it.
Not a lot going on up here most of the time.
Pretty sure we got one behind you, T.
Catfish?
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Came up empty-handed.
Now I've gotta do the embarrassing eagle swim back
to shore.
We had a few more unsuccessful attempts,
and you could say that the wings got clipped.
Not sure we're gonna catch any.
It's at this point when it is becoming pretty clear,
TT the Eagle is headed for last place.
All right, we've heard, this place, you can basically
throw a Cheeto in and catch fish,
so if it can't happen here, it can't happen.
Big shout, Columbia PFG.
You guys geared us up for what's sure to be
a gold medal run at this point.
All right, as the world's preeminent drill fisherman,
I would like to show you guys the proper cast.
[RECORD SCRATCHING]
That was terrible.
Sling, swing.
So good.
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Fish on!
Oh my gosh, it might have gotten off.
No, it's on!
Fish on!
Yeah!
The world's first, and the world's largest fish ever cut
with a drill!
Struggle boat no more, Cobes!
I'm definitely in last place right now,
and morale is low, not going to lie to you.
And that's when the eagle said, nope.
No sir, we're not giving up.
Put me back up in the perch, and we're
going to let patience win us this thing.
You know, if an eagle's known for one thing,
it's his perseverance.
Oh!
No way!
No!
Oh, it's huge!
Hold on!
Yes!
Let's go, baby!
Hey, buddy!
That's a good sign.
We had a catfish surface.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
Please still be on.
Still on.
Fish on.
Let's go!
Come on!
Yes!
Yeah, baby!
Feel like I just gotta try if I get close.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm going.
[EAGLE SQUAWKING]
I got one!
I got it!
We've got a fish!
Success!
We've done it!
A nice, big cat, baby!
Oh, yes!
It's on!
Go to Coby!
Fish on!
No way!
Come here!
Bring yours in!
Let's go!
I got it!
Let's go, baby!
Twin fish!
This is insane.
We may not have the numbers game, but I guarantee you,
nobody's got a bigger fish.
I say that.
I don't even really know what everybody else caught.
Thanks, partner.
Thanks for letting me catch you.
Six fish, massive turnaround for the twins.
Can't tell us we didn't put in the effort.
No, we did.
Traveled the globe.
Six fish.
Yep.
It's in the judges' hands now, baby.
Come on.
Now time to--
Hey, Spark, I'm gonna let you finish,
but I've just gotta say, Columbia's got
the greatest fishing gear selection of all time.
Really, I'm going to let you finish.
Hang on one sec.
Click the link in our description
to get your PFG gear for your next fishing trip.
Really, I mean, we all know Sparky does a great job,
but Columbia is the real hero of this video.
Go ahead.
OK.
Without further ado, the winner of the no fishing pole battle--
Come on, baby!
Come on.
--goes to-- Congratulations, twins!
Yeah!
Yeah, baby!
Yes!
Don't need the pole!
Drill fishing for life!
I will say, the drill was creative.
Creative, perfect audible, and perfect execution.
Congratulations, twins.
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[LAUGHTER]
Am I getting practically pranked?
No?