Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is Jacksepticeye
and welcome back to Paint The Town Red!
Everything's changed. The whole menu is different, I think the scenarios is what we were in before,
but now there's an arena mode. That's why I wanted to, uh, try it, but when i heard about the
arena, I thought the arena mode was, like, part of the scenarios,
it was just like a - a new one, but everything's all completely different now.
.....
This is strange. OK, whoa, god, this menu is weird to look at.
Ahh, this menu is fucked up to look at
Felix ware. Fist me. Fist me Felix!
The, uh, bro-fist. You know. Mabey he was here. Umm
...
How do I start a challe- oh, just play.
...
Just pla- ok this is all weird and all frozen
Don't break on me!
you're gonna break don't- don't not respond to me
It's saying that it's not responding right now don't do it game I-
Yayy
I like games respond to me. Okay! The- wave one?
Oh Jesus
.......
Do I have to take on all you dudes in the colosseum?
Oh Crap...
Oh shit! Uh oh, what the fuck do these do? I don't know but I'm scared!
Leave me alone(x4)
pick up the weapon yes I gotta scord
a a scord... a sword
I'm Leonidas
god, it runs like dog shit
ok let's get ready to... (stabs)
Stabed
stabed ugh...
Come
no, no, come here, come here, what's happening?
Why i am floating ? I am NOT walking in the directions I am suppose to walking in.
The game fucking broke!
okay there we go now I am walking in the direction that I supposed to go - what is happening?
This is all over the place- get away from me!
Ahh! I got him in the neck. *oooo* I sliced his head off *oooo* (Scream) Run away
I'm so scared right now.
Don't get me little Spikers, good lord I badly need to change the graphics on
this because it's running like ass frames per second
nice! Broke my sword but that's okay
broke my sword but not today
I got a motherfucking spear
back up, back up! Nice! Get him in the neck!
Are you not entertained?!?!
How many people have played this *uh* arena have made that
joke on Youtube?
probably every single one of them and if they haven't I'm incredibly disappointed
shockwave ready what's my shock wave button?
*Uhh* BOOOSHK
Give me this fucking spear.
Nice
I fucked them up bro! Come at me! Oh there's two left.
oh god you guys are fast now. Cause the game actually runs properly now
oh god hi oh I didn't see you there oh there's more than two left
what's that on the even on the ground anymore do I have any weapons left
Hello? Excuse me?
Sir? Those guys are all just fighting each other
I'm just gonna gonna stay here
whoever's left could fight Jack in the ring of death!
can I have this weapon can i have the weapon that's stuck in your head, is there one dude left?
I think there's one dude left, a fucking axe.
Hey Bro!
ok now there's one left. Dude! Can I ask you a question ?
oh yes that was awesome
This is cool! Can we have Tigers.
It would make it super cool.
okay I need to change some settings I was just fighting each other okay
he wants to fight me, spear go!
OOH! I speared him right in the face
this is still a... all God he's just spurting of blood
*bluh bluh bluh* he is not even dead
are you dead?
I think he is still alive
How?! I threw a spear in his face
This is still wave one again cause when I change graphic settings I had to restart
oh yeah come on in
come in in the flavor country
but no no I, I see you eyeballing that spear
I just keep knocking heads off
This is very violent.
come on come on spikes
*Ahh* I want the the spikes to come up
Am I like slipping on blood or something?
Or is the game really just running like that? DIE!
(Siren Sound)
*BUHH*
I exploded his face
I fucking love this game
*Ahh* slice
I just threw a spear through your head
and you're not dead?
mother of lordy Lou *Uhm* Ready to get some stuff
You do slip on blood
That's annoying as fuck
*AHH* (SCREAM)
go away! *Huh* son of a bitch
ok let's head over to these dudes and fuck their day up !
hey fellas! You guys having a good time?
*awh* I'm so going to...
ok not yet, i'll show you a good time
SALAMI! that's that's my safe word, salami
It was clap, are you clapping for me?
oh that's very nice thanks everyone having a great time
murdering all my friends, well, they're not really friends, do friends really attack you and
kill you
probably not bro. Nice, one last dude
yeah
Wave one complete, that's my victory dance.
ok, wave two, bring it on, bring it on, what you got for me game. Bring it on, I'm ready!
I'm ready to kick some ass, sleeves are already up
but I'm doing the motion to make me look even more badass. Where are these
ones blue
oh oh! These guys look tough
Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!!
oh they're all after me right at the start!
They're not even attacking each other this time what is the fucking harpoon, why okay I
need to lead you guys into the Promised Land. Oh, come on, come on some traps
pop-up please
I can't take you all on. If I make you walk over while it work
come on come on walk over the fucking traps you douche nozzles
that's not killing anyone
these are useless to me. They're pressure-sensitive. Then ffffuck, I didn't
even kill anyone with that. Mother of god good just really - yeah
oh I got him in the neck oh sorry bro
come on that killed everyone
I think everyone's dead now. I think that's what just happened
why you have no fucking weapon. There's no weapons left
oh there's a shovel. Back, back! Or I'll...
dig you in the face Hey, I got him. I'm scared * gi gi gi gu gu gu :| * don't kill me
and shovel powers activate
I just threw the shovel across the floor. Please tell me I can use that
shovel again
I fucking better be able to. Nice AAAANNNNND go!
AAAHHH!!!
what's the point of having the pressure-sensitive plates if none of
them actually walk over them if their ai pathing makes them walk around it
what's the what's the fucking point then and i'm almost dead
there's no weapons around. How am I- am I just suppose like soccer punch dudes and run
around in circles because i can tell you for a fact that's not gonna work
are you serious with this shit
I'm so fucking dead
I'm just slap- oh wait
oh i forgot that i could kick dudes into things. Oh here we go
can actually knock them down ehh okay
full kick power *ahhh*
Go away, maybe I can kick them into it oh please don't tell me if I failed that
have to restart the entire the entire arenas and I can just start from level
to level two again *ehhh*
fall into it! I'm sick of you guys and your nonsense in your bull shits
ya know yeah that kind of worked fine to work but it didn't
this is this is how we do it, this is how we do it
ok what the fuck
yeah and date we try
here we go. Imma do this this time maybe if I get my *HUUU or sth* I can fuck them up
wave one again. If I had more than two testicles
I'd say suck on all of them but right now we only have two
you're just gonna have to make do okay people walk into all that fucking traps
on their own
that'd be great people are already dying. I love it
I'm into it, I'm not into shit frame rate Kill 'em all!
Wow nah fuck. Run! So much death around me
I wish you
would die! Give me a sword, I wanna slide some dudes i the face! C'mon buddies!
whop, whop and aaa whop
Like clockwork. Right, lvl 2, bring all the douche bags yet
Bring all the fuckers. I will kick them all in the face this time. This is kinda
hard though. Doesn't help again frame rate
ok these guys are hard because the all right at me
these other guys are fighting each other and there's a shit ton of weapons around
but this one is like what the fuck do we do
okay pick up a harpoon, pick up a harpoon and just ok I gotta get him in the face
he knocked down everyone's like down there we go
you knock them down and then stab them in the face
cool one dead. Oh it's only a matter of time before i fuck you all in the ass
nice - yes this is where you going to be good at this game or at least know the
mechanics. Oooo, the people drop swords people drop swords everywhere
nice. Don't pick up the swords, I fuck you up to me
- fuck you up to me tank tank tank
give me a sword give me a sword I can't be trapped yes
Nice! Gotta a shock wave
that's what I'm about to start messing shit up
oh yes this is going so much better than before
Wo, wo let's go! Wow. It's a piece of my (idk what) (goodness?)
Wee, I'm f*ucking scared *laugh* Aaa, okay
yeah slice, slice
there we fuckin go, n-n-n-n-nice
he was very close
I don't like the closeness ok
Back away! Oh, God, the sound of it but it, oh God it sounds like when you get hit with a
shovel in the teeth or something
whoa nice fuck you. I'm doing really good this time
fuck yeah everybody dying is a great thing for me
can you fucking die tho? You don't even have a face anymore
I just sliced on your face off bro yeah I hit the dude behind him.
ok there's more weapons over here or at least there was. Can I have a sword?
give me give me give me something I can't fight with nothing
come on there must be something else around somewhere you died and I'm out of weapons
god damn it at work so not good
yes I've a sword. Nice, who's alive? All of you. None of you!
yes, that felt good, that felt good, I'm not even gonna get to wave 10
I'm going to die anyway at three. Unless there is like... Can you all fight each other again?
it was fine when you were doing that so I didnt have to to fight you all that but it
falls apart
I like this thing going on over here on the right is it just... I have friendlies
yeah ok everybody fight everybody for glory
no God your box though you guys all bosses
oh shit there's a lot of blood
that's okay is that a murder bot whew
can you guys come over here okay come over here and fight
no don't go away
oh ha ha ha ha
the microphone stand over there ok maybe if we just said all my friends are dead
get some of them please oh you're getting stabbed
run through, run through
oh God the blood is slippy so you almost step towards all the spikes are you guys
are dumb though you guys walk through the spikes I like that I like that
action
just keep doing that I'm just gonna keep running around this nice like getting
fucked up. Die, dudes! I'm going over to the fire through that fire and the flames
oh god you can set me on fire yes yes yes yes yes
Oh come on, really, you're not going to get the fire? The fire is fun though! It's
full of nice activities like DYING
come on some of you're getting hit by the spikes but good jeez you guys have a
lot of health
why you're like boss characters i think
oh god I'm scared mommy keep walking through it
Nice! Get that nice pink on your face
maybe she's throwing his her yeah what a scary man
push Cal am your God
these guys suck the coast to coast come on walk into the fire
why are you smart enough to not walk into the fire but you're dumb enough to
walk into the spikes
I don't like that oh yeah you don't like her
you guys are dog I love it
keep doing that keep doing that for a Jacobite yes one of them said
nice nice more bottles yeah
kk go get pick up the bigger to make that go well it's time for me to sing us
a song you're the piano man that
Oh Roxy where'd you guys doing a lot more but I don't like this
this is turning to shit out of me
all the way around all the way around snakes come on thru the spikes a three
or four of you left
okay you're walking into this wakes
I don't think so keep walking through until you get some spikes of your asses
that's good that's good
stay there oh we almost despite myself that are not a good good
three strikes threw strikes chance through the spikes lads come on now come
on now
yes another one dead! Another one bites the dust
oh god he got fucked up yeah they're all dying now
oh good they get stuck in place when they die
oh that's nasty come on dude last one last one through spikes these mics come
on here we go here we go walk through them
god damn it did you just die for me work through those flakes
yeah that bag this makes come up and just get stuck in the for a burn
that was a good one I like that one ok more like that list of the ones of
everyone coming at me all at once with no weapons around that was fun
I like this game I actually love this game okay there's one really strong boss
character
Oh are
all fuck ok will make you drop your weapon does nice
yeah look just a little pink know god oh god he's almost killed me in one hit off
fuck and there's no like environmental stuff to kill our shit balls
no I'm already day
fuck sake okay we're gonna leave this episode here
this arena is fun what are going to turn on like cheats and then go through the
arena may be too easy then it's really hard to get to watch for
ok but now that I know how how to go around them and I'm learning more the
mechanics like kicking makes them drop their weapons i actually didn't know
that before but for now thank you guys so much for watching this is what if you
liked it punch that like button and the face like your boys and my boys road
Shh Thank nice it is to have to find a lot
oil background there in july so I stopped myself from my brain
I can hear you guys killing me I've been every now and then this is still
constantly smacking me why I'm already dead