- Lower your child's risk of overdosing
by building up their heroine tolerance.
Who made this meme?
What kind of savage are you?
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Number 10, this is meme's number 10.
I can't believe we did 10 of the series.
Let's read some memes, let's watch some memes,
let's react to some memes.
I don't know what I'm saying.
It's kinda late.
Let's have a good time.
Woman: I need a drug to increase my reflexes.
Doctor: with great reflexes come great response-ability.
Dad joke.
Get well soon Mark Zuckerberg.
I guess it kinda looks like Mark Zuckerberg.
I'm not buying it.
I think the hairline just kinda looks like him,
and the eyes, but that's about it.
He has a weird hairline.
Doctor, what happens after we die?
We clean the bed and admit a new patient.
Don't say that.
Antivax kid in the pool.
Marco!
Polio!
I wish I was like, an electron microscope expert
to see if that really is polio.
'Cause that could be like, lint, under electron microscope
and I would think it looks like polio.
See, doctors don't know everything,
but we do know that if you don't get your vaccines,
you can get serious diseases.
Maybe not polio but maybe like the flu, measles,
mumps, rubella, tetanus,
varicella,
pneumococcal infection, all right sorry.
Prostitutes, doctors, TSA agents.
Make more per hour than you do all day.
Okay, doctors and prostitutes.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Actually, all three of them.
Okay, I see the overlap.
Doctors and TSA agents wear blue latex gloves.
(laughs) That's kind of messed up
that they're comparing TSA agents to prostitutes
as both having very little training.
I'm gonna disagree with that.
I think they require training.
Not as much training as doctors
but still not very little.
Give them some credit, come on.
Patient with hemochromatosis: I am Iron Man.
It's a disease where you have extra iron
and it actually affects your liver in a negative way.
It's quite dangerous,
and of all the things that we used to do back in the day
that I like to pick on, blood letting,
essentially letting a person bleed out, is one of them.
However, just how a broken clock is right twice a day,
give you a minute to think about that,
our old archaic medical procedures were right
sometimes too, and blood letting works for hemochromatosis.
That's actually one of the treatments for it.
Medicine commercial: side effects may include
internal bleeding, multiple organ failure,
and instant death.
People in the commercial.
Joker.
There's only two countries I think in the entire world
where they allow direct to consumer advertising
from pharma, United States and New Zealand.
Why that's the case, it blows my mind.
Let's get that out of there.
It doesn't help anybody.
Patients shouldn't be dictating
what kind of medications they get.
Doctors should give patients options
and then together they can come to a mutual decision.
But yeah, some of the side effects are scary.
Chest compressions, chest compressions,
chest compressions, but you don't have to slap him.
Oh my God.
I heard the clicks.
They were two inches deep.
Looks like about 100 beats per minute, looks solid.
Don't slap anybody.
There's no need to slap anybody.
That's unnecessary.
Don't be funny, you're saving a person's life.
Kinda funny.
Dr. Dog: would you be willing to donate your organs?
Patient: yeah.
Dr. Dog: and your bones?
My bones, why?
Dr. Dog: mouth watering, just answer the question.
I think if Bear was here, he would play the same game.
By the way, Bear, Dan,
are you tied to anything real quick?
Can you throw me that giant bone?
Just to put it in perspective for people.
This is Bear's bone.
Look at this thing in comparison to my face, to my body.
It's bigger than my head and neck.
He loves this.
Look at him, he's coming.
You heard me talking about the bone.
Don't attack me for the bone.
Look, it's bigger than him.
What's up?
Look at this giant little Newf.
(dog panting)
Do you hear his breath?
All right, go get it.
The Bear has left the building.
But his tail hasn't.
Gross, that bone smells.
This eye pun could not be any cornea (laughs).
Why do puns make me so happy?
Oh my God.
When you ask them if they're just having a seizure,
but they just spasm on the ground instead of answering you.
All right then, keep your secrets.
What?
I don't get it.
What do you mean?
When people have a seizure, they can't answer you, buddy.
They can't speak, they lose control.
That's what a seizure means.
I don't get it.
Roses are red, let me tell you the scoop,
I'm not seeing a doctor unless he's saying pee woop.
Oh!
That was a good one.
And you should see a doctor,
even if they don't say pee woop,
'cause I don't know many doctors that say pee woop.
If they do I actually would be kind of concerned.
Basically, my entire life during medical school.
Shouldn't have said that, I should not have said that.
(laughs) This is good.
When you're in medical school,
that is your time to make mistakes.
If medical students don't make mistakes in medical school,
they're gonna try and fail as real doctors
and that's gonna become more of a problem.
So don't be afraid to speak up as a medical student,
'cause if you speak up and you're wrong,
I promise you that's gonna stick with you.
You're gonna learn that information even better.
It looks like your breathing is hampered.
And then he's looking at the X-ray,
there's a hamper on it.
I wouldn't ever use the term as a doctor
is your breathing is being hampered
while looking at an X-ray.
I might do that while listening,
but still, hampered is a weird term.
This is bad, but I actually wear this.
We really need Dr. Mike merch.
You have Dr. Mike here and banks open on Tuesday, folks.
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- Dr. Ian sent you a request.
Hey sweety, see you soon.
Oh my God.
You know what's weird?
Not only are individuals stealing this,
companies are stealing my image to promote their stuff.
Stop it.
Oh, this is a Dr. Mike Reddit.
Welcome.
A while back I made Bear his own logo, so there's that.
It's probably really dumb.
No!
It's so cute, but what is DB?
Da Bear?
Dr. Bear?
Ah, you think I should get him
like a little ID badge if he comes to the hospital
that says Dr. Bear?
By the way, this logo is amazing.
I wanna put it on his profile on his story,
if you're cool with it, but you have to be cool with it.
Giving essential oils to someone with four broken bones
and a terminal disease.
Is this the guy from Ghost Busters?
It looks like Ghost Busters.
They have that little kit.
I'm not mad at the essential oils community.
I'm a little mad at them,
but only because there is some validity
in what they're saying.
I got a massage the other day, it was a Thai massage,
it was spectacular.
By the way, if you're never had one, highly recommend it.
Not as medical advice,
just as a person to person type thing.
When I got the massage, the massage therapist
put some lavender essential oil around me.
It helped me relax.
I enjoyed the smell.
Did it cure some of my medical ailments?
Absolutely not.
Did it cure my bones?
No.
And it won't, so let's be honest,
and battle this misinformation together.
Doc: you're kinda like a honey bee.
Little Girl: why, because I'm sweet?
No, because you're dying at an alarming rate.
Oh my God, these memes are straight burns today.
How EMS administers Narcan in Southern Indiana.
Oh, let's take out Southern Indiana from there,
but I understand that there's areas
where there's high need of Narcan use
because people are ODing from opioids.
Narcan is the reversal agent to an opioid overdose.
Med school gunners be like, cut them into circles
and replace your classmates contact lenses.
Whoa, whoa, calm down Satan.
For those of you who may not know,
gunners are medical students who are so eager
to be at the top of the class
and be looked at by the senior doctors as the best
that they'll sabotage anyone in their way,
whether that makes them look bad,
whether that means they're gonna cheat
to get some answers, or in this case,
they're gonna cut up Listerine strips
and stick 'em in people's eyes.
That's gonna burn.
And it's not healthy.
Assault?
You need to teach them early.
- [Mom In Video] Doctor, we got a code moose.
Chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions.
- Oh, that's the cutest video ever.
Oh my God, I hope the person who gave this clip to us
on my Reddit is actually the person who is the parent
or guardian of that baby because I can't use it
unless they gave us explicit right to use it.
When the resident tries to give you an easy patient.
(laughs) Med student.
Doh!
There is no such thing as an easy patient.
They may be easier patients,
but there's no such thing as an easy patient.
Every human being is interesting, is important.
We need to learn how to communicate better as doctors,
so if a patient has a simple condition
like the cold or the flu
that we know how to manage, use that opportunity
to learn about them as a human
so we can give them holistic care,
we can figure out what they're doing
that's unhealthy in their habits
that could prevent them from catching the flu next time.
Think primary.
Me planning my funeral after Googling my symptoms.
Yo, the doctor verse Google series is lit.
You gotta watch it.
But seriously, if you go on Google,
it'll take you down a weird trail,
not only about you're really sick
and maybe you've got cancer and stuff,
but also like, crazy remedies that don't work
and are actually super unhealthy.
See a real doctor, one who's board certified.
Nobody will make fun of your legs
if you don't workout the upper body either.
Workout both of your body parts.
Why both?
Workout the upper body and lower body.
In fact, my go-to workout is an upper-lower split
where it's like a four-day split.
You do upper A, lower A,
upper B, lower B.
Actually wanna show you that.
Oh my God, is it challenge time?
Is it challenge time?
Yes it is.
100,000 likes on this video,
you're gonna get my workout routine.
I feel like I'm selling you something
but I'm not selling you anything
except the fact that I want you to come with me to the gym.
If you wanna come with me to the gym,
drop it down below in the comments,
get it to 100,000 likes.
If you do it, you're coming with me to workout.
You're gonna see me get my gains,
upper and lower gains.
Yeah.
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