well uh he kidnapped me mr wally but i
want to tell you i had a great time on
your ride
was the most fantastic time i've ever
had in my life i like the part where you
are really way up high there
i'm glad you like it now what's what's
happening right now it's roy wally
honey yeah mr walter hi my name is russ
lasky uh i bet you at the summer picnic
last year and i just wanted to tell you
i agree i didn't remind you they
kidnapped one of my men sir but i was
the one who was sick
well anyway mr wally i went on all the
rides and you know i didn't even get
sick this time
normally i get sick on all your rides
uh mr wally huh roy
i think i can make some sense out of
this well somebody better
explain or they'll uh there'll be a lot
of explaining to do
uh i'm clark w griswold huh
and uh oh uh this is my wife ellen hi
we're really big fans of yours we watch
your show all the time
oh hyena my children audrey and rusty
nice family uh
we're from chicago roy the windy city oh
yes i've been there many times
yeah we just spent uh two weeks of
living hell driving out here
lost a very dear member of this family
along the way
but the important thing roy is that we
could have gone anywhere we wanted to
this summer you know
anywhere in the world but when i asked
my kids
and i said kids you remember when i said
where would you like to go this summer
more than any place in the world huh
what'd you say why shut up for us audrey
remember uh wally world dad
quali world dad roy wally world
i i don't imagine you have any children
mr wallace are you kidding i have seven
i thought so seven did you hear that
honey
you look so young so you do look very
old
did you ever drive them across a country
oh hell yeah i said one
took the whole clan to florida one year
and worst two weeks ever had in my life
the smell from the backseat was to
unbearable freedom families yeah i knew
that's gonna be
oh i know that smell but roy
can you imagine how your kids would have
felt if when you got to florida it was
closed
oh they don't close florida no you i
know they don't close the state of
florida
but you know when we when we got here to
roy wally world
and it was closed down right if you'd
seen the look on my kids faces
i guess i just want a little haywire you
want a lot head warrior if you ask me
well i'm very sorry sir and i'm sorry to
all these people here i
i didn't mean any harm i i just want you
to ask yourself one thing if you were
if you were me wouldn't you do the same
thing for your children
no we're all finished here mr wally want
me to take him downtown and book him
um
no no uh forget it officer i'm not gonna
press any charges
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