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sorry man girlfriend oh you in trouble
she gets pissed off at me for going to
the bar too much I say I'm not at the
bar she gets more mad when she catches
me she's crazy
I've been there dude just the other day
my girlfriend goes all psycho on me
because she thought it was flirting with
some chick at the bang it was just a
transaction that's nuts and then on the
way home she captures this chipmunk and
she's been torturing it for like the
past week what you know she's got this
chipmunk that she keeps in a shoebox and
like she does little experiments on it
you know I don't know she's crazy man
yeah and I'm not the jealous type right
like you know that about me I'm not
jealous but she is this necklace that's
made out of teeth from the next
boyfriend what is that that's insane
yes thank you it's like hello he's been
missing for six months it's over stop
acting like a crazy [ __ ] dude that's
actual crazy behavior yes thank you
I know chicks me no no no your
girlfriend's a legit crazy person yes
we're just a couple of dudes with crazy
girlfriends am i right Dave you need to
break up with this girl come on don't do
that I didn't tell you you need to break
up at your girlfriend because she's not
actually crazy
that's just something I say when she's
mad at me yeah your girlfriend gets mad
at you when you drink too much mine gets
mad when she can't see the moon no she's
actually going to murder you my
girlfriend's just gonna be mildly
annoying yeah because she's [ __ ]
crazy she's not crazy I'm sorry I said
that
yeah cuz you're afraid of her no I'm
afraid of your girlfriend
yeah me too brother I'm not trying to
relate to you right now listen carefully
guys call their girlfriends crazy
whenever they show emotion and that is
wrong I see that now
because you're dating an actual insane
person and I'm concerned for you so
please break up with your crazy
girlfriend you're right you're right
I'll do it but only if you do it to
she's gonna make a necklace out of your
teeth oh [ __ ] she's here
doghouse tonight bro hey dude girls are
crazy
always with teeth with you hey guys it's
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