Hello, and Welcome to ''Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?'' I am your host, Jory Caron.
And I'm your sidekick, Riley Mac-il-wain! [McIlwain]
And we are microwaving these Hand Warmers, donated by bravo4566.
You know these are miniature hand warmers, if you have miniature hands.
Kinda like you.
Me? I thought I had really wide hands.
Because your hand is supposed to be as big as your face.
What happens if its not?
If it's not, then you are like 80% more likely to get cancer. It's true.
Shut up! Are you kidding me?
[Smack]
Get him out of here!
So, uh, we're going to stick you in the microwave.
All hands to the deck.
Nobody likes roasted nuts.
[Microwave Door Pops] Whoa!
[Fire Extinguisher Sprays] Let's get out of here!
Ventilation is key.
What are you doing?! Put that out!
Does it still work? You're dumb.
The masks! They do nothing.
Stopping, stopping.
Should I get the fire extinguisher? No!
Two point five!
[Door close]
''Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?'' [Captioning by YT user thebestdayeversong]
[Microwave Beep]
Let's find out, here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number one concern.
That's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody--
Likes roasted nuts! Sidekick, asshole!
Deal with it! Hey, how's it going?
[Incoming woosh]
We also have this fan to circulate the air, and our Samsung. Samantha.
Sammy Samsung!
Samantha Samsung.
Samantha Samsung! I like the ring to that!
Let open this door. Here's what I did here. This one is used,
this one, just opened. And these two are still in the package.
Oh, it's heating up!
Like [?].
Okay, so let's close this door.
I think I am going to go for an auto-reheat. Nah, no we won't. Let's go, let's get out of here.
Let's go. Let's do this. Alright, I have to do that.
[Incoming woosh]
Do it, Jory!
You can do it!
Right off the bat, nothings happening.
I feel like that one on the right is puffing up.
You can stop that now.
Oh, the bags are puffing out and that one just burst.
Oh, there's the other one.
It just released all of it's goodness.
It's kinda like you got a burrito from 7-Eleven, and you just left it in there.
Now it's just fogging everything up, Sammy Samsung, is probably all toasted up.
What happens if you have three hands? Most hand warmer packs only come in two.
This could be the solution.
I don't understand.
F[beep]k you.
What if your lungs are cold? Now it's going to be vaporized warming sensations.
Good idea? Possibly.
How's it going on the camera tonight, Riley?
It's uh, it's different.
Yeah, you enjoying yourself?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Lot of work over there, isn't it! Not all fun and games until someone has you hold their camera.
He does this a lot.
So, hey, I'm all alone in front of the microwave, when's the last time you saw that happening? Jory's back.
This is a whole lot of nothing going on, I think we should call it.
(Riley) This is like NASCAR!
I think we should let it run it's course, because that's what the viewers would like.
Really? I'm pretty sure they want entertainment and explosions.
This is neither.
We could edit out all of the boring stuff.
Oh great! Just make me watch it!
Oh, that one's puffing! It's doing it!
It's gonna release! Release me.
Flame!
It caught on fire! Now it's definitely a hand warmer! Stick that down your pants, and instant warmth.
Third degree burns as well, but the warmth, you cannot argue with that.
It will get the job done, it looks like it's already has warmed itself straight out.
Whoa, hey... oh it went back down.
And we're going in there.
Masks on.
[Incoming woosh]
Let's open this bad thing.
Oh, it looks kind of like the coffee filter.
Yeah, definitely filter a whole lot of [beep].
Uh, black, black, brown. I'm guessing this is the one that already went off.
Oh, this whole plate has a lot of warmth to it.
If you look right here there's hot embers.
It's actually a bit to hot to hold right there.
Well it does have hot embers in it.
Yeah, just put those hot molten embers all over the peanut butter and Pokemon, and the big mess.
Whats the worst that could happen?
That whole pile could flame up and we'd be in f[beep]in' [beep]'s creek without a paddle.
Yeah, but [beep]s creek really isn't all that bad though.
Ew.
You ever been in a [beep] full of creek?
No.
You ever been in a creek full of [beep]?
What's you analysis of being a sidekick, Jon?
I don't know. This whole sidekick thing is kind of sitting around doing nothing. It's frankly quite easy!
You don't have to host. You don't have to hold the camera. You just sit here and be like ''Hey look at me. I'm a sexy motha!''
Okay, so, uh, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave hand warmers.
I'm going to say no, because if it's a cold day, you want these hand warmers, because they will save your life.
Well, at least they'll make you feel better.
Well, I think, if you only have two hand warmers, but you have a whole bunch of hands around you, you want to warm them all,
Stick them in the microwave and sprinkle them from your balcony, so that everyone on the street, is ''Yay! I'm warm!''
No, they won't. Their coat would catch fire because there's hot embers.
Yes, but they would be warm.
It would be [?].
I mean, if you were in Siberia, Russia, would you rather be on fire or cold?
My point exactly.
I'd rather be cold!
Well that's about it for ''Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?'', I'm the sane one here, Jory Caron.
I'm a sidekick. Yay!
(Riley) I hate you!
Bye, everybody!
[Captioning by YT user thebestdayeversong]
Hello and welcome to [saying title], I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Today, we'll be microwaving hand warmers donated by we have no [beep] idea.
Oh, Helen. Wash me Helen.
Okay, Jory, hold up the hand warmers, hold them up right here.
Suck my fart, Helen.