-It's just so, "Are you sure about me?"
I'm like, "Na, na, na." [Exhales sharply]
And I "Ergh!" and I "Unh!" I'm giving you so much.
♪♪
-Hey. It's Trey.
It's "Questionnaire of Life," and today I have
very, very good singer and soon to be international superstar
TeaMarrr with me. -Thank you. [Giggles]
-You ready to get into it? -Yes.
-What are some of the most common
mispronunciations of your name?
-Tiamar. Taymar.
Tiamar is just like, "Oh, you think my name's Tia,"
but the whole teacup and everything
doesn't resonate into the vision.
[ Chuckles ]
-You call yourself a musical pharmacist.
What are you prescribing?
Painkillers, mood stabilizers, or antibiotics?
-I think it's more of a painkiller.
I have a lot of songs that I personally created
to soothe the pain that I went through about the topic,
whereas people are just taking my art and running with it.
Like I hear people say, like, "Oh, I listen to 'Done'
two times a day," and I'm like, "As prescribed."
Like, it just feels like that's what you should be doing.
These are all the medicine songs.
-What's the best way to deal with someone annoying online?
Roast 'em, let your followers handle them,
or just block them?
-Watching them handle it is for me.
It's funny watching people like go in,
like "What you actually meant was dah, dah, dah,
so why don't you mind your --" And it's like, "Okay!"
Like watching them just go at each other is fun.
-Do you have, like, a name for your fans yet?
-[ Chuckles ] No.
They're going to call themselves something,
and then I'll just be like, "I like that one."
I'm gonna start calling them that.
-This is a huge merch opportunity
you're missing out on right now, not having this figured out.
-My merch is going to be saucy.
I want to be a part of your life the way my music is.
I promise this is the only "Insecure" question I'mma ask.
You have to pick one of these people
to defend you from the other two in a fight.
Lawrence, Daniel, or Nathan.
-Daniel said he would fight somebody, though.
Lawrence seems like he wouldn't.
-I think Lawrence could actually hold his own
because he's got, like -- he's got, like, the long arms
and shit, and then the headlocks.
The headlocks would be vicious. Like, yeah.
-Ahh, his headlock and the height.
Yeah. He'd, like, lift you off the ground.
You like legs dangling, trying to get out,
don't know how this happened, like, yeah.
-But Daniel seems like he has power.
You know? -Yeah. Yeah.
-One hit can do what his headlock was trying to do,
you know what I mean?
No, because Nathan, Nathan, Nathan --
Nathan got that sleep attack.
Like, he seems like he's a little, "Hello, Daniel,"
but, aha, hands.
But Daniel.
Daniel is, like, from the skreets.
Like, I'mma have Daniel protect me. I'm sorry.
-Yeah. I hope this happens one season so we can finally
just, like, have our answer. But, yeah.
-[ Laughs ] -You're at a house party.
You got to avoid the cops somehow when they show up.
Are you going to jump a fence,
hide really well, or just run for it?
-They're there. And I haven't done anything wrong yet.
I don't know because I don't know how how thorough
their search is.
And I don't want to look suspect by bolting.
-But let's say, like, they pushed the bookshelf over
and, like, it turns out the person whose house it is
got like a whole-ass weed farm in the basement.
And you're like, "Oh, fuck, I got to get out of here."
-Yeah, I'm going have to jump a fence.
[ Laughs ] Gonna have to try my best and jump a fence.
-You have any good house party memories from growing up?
-Yeah. Just twerking on the floor.
I remember getting daggered for the first time.
I was in New Jersey. There was these Jamaican boys.
We're just dancing. All of a sudden I just --
Tchk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chk-chka!
I'm like, "What are you doing? What is that?"
[ Laughs ]
-Yeah. For people who don't know what daggering is watching this,
like, what is daggering?
-It's when you're dancing with somebody the way you usually
dance with somebody like your your ass to their front,
but they have a moment where
the beat does this drilling thing.
So they hold your waist and then they just boom,
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, pound you.
Like, it's on beat and it's super, like, cool
because it was on beat, but it's like actually
if you're unfamiliar with this in dancing,
you might be traumatized. [ Chuckles ]
-We need you to explain this one tweet we came across.
"Air bend this pussy."
-Aah! Okay, so I saw it Aang on the TV with the "Avatar."
-Uh-huh. -And then I thought about like
fucking with the elements, and I was like,
[ Chuckles ] "Can air bend this pussy."
And I was like, "Air bend this pussy.
That sounds funny. Then I just typed it.
Like, that's the train of thought.
Air bend this pussy!
That's how I said it.
-Well, appreciate you coming out and doing this in the midst
of this whole the world is melting stuff.
-Thank you.
♪♪
Which musical if, like, you got a call tomorrow
and they were like, "We want you for this,"
would you be like, "Oh, fuck, yeah."
-Oh, my God. I would love to do "Annie."
I would love to do "The Color Purple."
I think I could play Celie like nobody's business.