Intro - • From being stabbed by a student to just
looking out the window, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from
our subreddit about the dumbest reasons students got detention.
I’m Hellbent and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by TheSaltKIng420 - Robo
Well, one day Robo was sitting in her chair, minding her own business when, all of a sudden,
some random kid she didn’t know came up and stabbed her in the arm!
The kid used a pencil to do the deed, but Robo was the one who got suspended from school
for a week!
The reason for the detention was because she supposedly "antagonized" him.
Robo couldn’t believe that the Michael Myers wannabe only got a day, all because his friends
said that Robo started it.
Number 9 was submitted by DrThoth – Honeybits The only time Honeybits ever got detention
was in first grade when she and her friend got pencils for their birthdays during lunch.
They started tapping them together when a teacher came over to them, pulled them aside
and gave them detention for "fighting with pencils".
Honeybits and her friend were given a recess detention but when they explained what happened
to the vice principal, they were just laughed at and sent outside to play.
Four years later, that same teacher gave Honeybits’ sister detention for not smiling.
Just two years ago, Honeybits was happy that the karma police visited the teacher when
she was fired and arrested for going to school drunk.
Number 8 was submitted by Kayleighgk - Melissa Melissa received a detention for a reason
that was just unforgivable…
she was sharpening a blunt pencil that she had borrowed from the teacher.
This psycho teacher proceeded to throw a hardcover book at her before screaming "how dare you".
Melissa was then issued with the highest type of detention a student can have.
Number 7 was submitted by HTNick - GhostToast GhostToast once had a math teacher that was
sexist and she really despised him and his two other friends.
So, one day they were on a break in her class.
One of GhostToast’s friends went to the front of the room to get hand sanitizer.
When the friend looked out the window, the teacher gave him lunch detention.
GhostToast and his other friend smiled because they thought that it was hilarious… but
then they were given detention, too.
Number 6 was submitted by BrendonUriesForehead – Danger Dolan
Danger Dolan’s math class had a substitute teacher one day while the original was away.
Dolan and his classmates were told to do the assignment given and not to talk.
Dolan had a few problems left on his paper when his pencil broke.
Being calm and quiet, Dolan got up to sharpen his pencil when the teacher stopped him.
He yelled at him, loudly, "What are you doing!?
Sit down!"
So Dolan sat back down with a still-broken pencil.
He literally just glared at the teacher, tapping his pencil.
Hitler – err, the teacher – stomped over to his desk and asked, “Why aren’t you
doing your work?”
Dolan said, “My pencil is broken.”
The teacher said, "Maybe you'd like to sharpen your pencil in the principal’s office?"
Still confused, Dolan just got up and left the room.
He ended up getting detention for a week.
Ever since the teacher did that to him, Dolan and his friends now refer to the teacher as
"Mr. DickTits".
Number 5 was submitted by Shiny_Meloetta101 - Gooby
It was Gooby’s second year of high school and she went to one of the most popular academies
in her area.
The whole school is an anti-bullying school and students rarely get picked on because
if they do, they get sent straight home and suspended.
It’s a very strict place.
But at that time Gooby was a perky, friendly girl and always wore a smile that could light
up a room.
So when Gooby couldn't find a jacket to wear on a rainy day, she went with her black and
gray Fall Out Boy jacket.
The sleeves were black while the rest was grey but for the giant black skull on the
back of it and in the front 'FALL OUT BOY' was written on it.
She wore it to school and right when Gooby stepped onto campus, a teacher stopped her.
The teacher said that she needed to take that jacket off right away because it violated
the dress code.
The only dress code Gooby could find at her school was no wearing short skirts or really
short shorts, and shirt dress.
And also no skin-showing clothes unless they didn't violate the dress code.
The teacher told Gooby that it would be a target for bullies because if her 'Gothic'
and 'soul lowering' outfit.
IT WAS ONE JACKET!
Gooby was told to take off the jacket and serve lunch detention.
Number 4 was submitted by WizKrablifa - Shima Once in tenth grade biology, Shima got a detention
for being five minutes late.
This seems like it makes sense, but here's the kicker: Shima was in the main office,
and they had run out of late passes, so they told her, "Tell your teacher to call down
here if he has any doubts about where you were."
So, being the obedient feline she is, Shima told him, and he refused to call down because
she shouldn't have gone before his class!
Public school is definitely a weird place.
Number 3 was submitted by Rhia1 – Slapped Ham
During Slapped Ham’s senior year of high school, he got Saturday detention where he
had to sit in a classroom and do homework from 8 to 3:30.
The reason, according to the school, was that he had missed one day too many without providing
a note as to why.
However, Slapped Ham had turned in a note the day he returned to school stating that
he had recently lost his grandfather and was gone for five days!
The school officials told his mother they were sorry for the mix up and that the note
had been filed wrong but they never personally told Slapped Ham they were sorry for wasting
his time.
This was three weeks after he had already done the Saturday detention.
That’s one Saturday of his life that Slapped Ham will never get back.
Number 2 was submitted by Giggleshart – DD’s Brother
One time in sixth grade, during library, DD’s Brother and his class were given a stupid
assignment where they had to find ten books that had certain colors on them.
They had to find one that had gold on it.
DD’s Brother found one that was pastel and looked like a kindergartner made it.
DD’s Brother replied to his friend, "wow that sucks" and got a week of lunch recess
detention for "swearing".
The best part was that one girl told on him for saying that when the teacher didn’t
even hear it.
1 – What’s the dumbest reason I was ever given detention?
Most of the time they gave me detention it was pretty justified.
But there was one time it wasn’t quite right.
So in kindergarten we were doing basic handwriting, They show you the picture of the letter and
you drew it as instructed.
But I’m a fucking rebel so instead of drawing My ‘L’s from the top to the bottom I drew
them from the bottom to the top.
Little did I know one snitchy little bastard was watching over my shoulder the entire time.
And Of course he immediately told the teacher “ehhh Hellbents drawing his ‘L’s wrong.
He’s not doing it right” and for the High crime of not drawing my ‘L’s right I got
30 minutes detention after school and they talked to my parents about how I wouldn’t
obey basic instructions.
And to this day I always draw my ‘L’s from the bottom to the top because: FUCK YOU
MISS JENKINS YOU OLD BITCH!
Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting their stories.
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