Channel 106B presents live from their own kitchen,
Cooking with Randy and Mandy.
- I'm Randy. - And I'm Mandy.
And this is Cooking with Randy and Mandy.
- Hi, Randy. - Hi, Mandy. Hungry?
You bet. Today we're going to start off with scrambled eggs.
First you take three eggs,
crack 'em into a pan and scramble 'em.
At this point, we'd like to add a little something to perk up
those boring old eggs.
Now, there's a lot of things you can use to add flavor.
Onions, peppers, but today we're gonna use chocolate.
We recommend chocolate in the syrup form,
because it blends well with those eggs.
Oops! I missed a little. I'll get it!
Wow, it looks great.
It's like a festival in there.
It's the chocolate.
Moms tend to overlook the benefits of chocolate.
Mainly that it tastes very, very good.
Um, our next dish is a meal on the run.
A cheese sandwich.
For this you need two pieces of bread
and some cheese.
Hm, but it needs a little something.
Hm... chocolate!
In this case, we recommend chocolate in its bar form.
We're just using plain chocolate, but as you know, when you're using
chocolate bars, there's a wide variety to choose from.
Some have peanuts inside, some have marshmallow, caramel, nugget.
Just use your imagination.
Pick it up and bite it!
Mm! It's like a chocolate frenzy in my mouth.
Now if you don't like cheese,
forget the cheese! It'll still taste great.
And if you're in a big hurry, skip the bread too!
Our next dish is nachos.
First you place the chips on a microwavable plate.
And then you add chocolate!
- Chocolate bars. - Chocolate chips.
- Chocolate sprinkles. - Chocolate powder.
Chocolate syrup.
Any kind of chocolate really.
Because once they're melted together, they become
one harmonious chocolate holiday, a celebration of chocolate, if you will.
To save time, we've already prepared a dish.
Hm... yummy, yummy.
Mm!
- Ow! - What's the matter?
My lips feel chapped.
Is chocolate good for chapped lips?
I have no idea!
Also, don't forget that after every meal you should always brush your teeth.
Mm-mm-mm. And that's good brushing.
- Ha-ha. Don't forget to rinse. - Oh-oh!
Rinsing is half the fun.
And it's kind of a rush too.
Oops! We're out of time!
Don't forget to tune in next week when we're making desserts.
- Yum! - Bye-bye!
And now channel 106B presents live from their own kitchen,
Cooking with Randy and Mandy.
- I'm Randy. - And I'm Mandy.
And this is Cooking with Randy and Mandy.
- Hi, Randy. - Hi, Mandy.
Today on our show, we'd like to show you our new invention.
It's a little something we call...
The Chocolator!
The Chocolator makes food taste better.
Here's how The Chocolator works.
You simply fill it up with any chocolate you have laying around the kitchen.
We just happen to have a humungous bucket of chocolate right here.
Pour it in.
And then alert your taste buds and tell your tummy to standby.
The Chocolator turns ordinary foods into a special tree in no time flat.
- Take this ham. - Looks ordinary to me.
Look again!
Voila!
It's a special ham!
Hamalicious!
It's that simple.
And just watch how these foods
are instantly improved as they take a bath in our magical chocolate machine.
Take this lobster.
Hold your breath, Mr. Lobster.
[shrieking]
Get in there! Swim, you crustacean, swim!
[gurgling]
Mm, and it'll work on any food.
Try corn.
Feta cheese!
Squash it!
Dunk a burrito!
Mm, arriba!
Pop in pizza.
Chocolifico!
It's fun, practical.
And profitable. We're selling them for $69.95.
How's that?
And don't answer yet. With The Chocolator,
you can make more than just great food.
Let's demonstrate.
Randy, soak your hands.
Mm, the chocolate does wonders for the nails.
It also makes a fine lotion.
Leaves my hands feeling soft like a baby's butt.
Mandy, is that a new perfume you're wearing?
Why, no Randy. It's Odeur Chocolator.
I like that smell.
It also makes a lovely deodorant.
[shrieking]
Fresh as a daisy!
And you'll stay chocolate fresh all day!
Watch how it cleans this plate.
[humming]
Wow, I can see myself! I look happy.
Who wouldn't?
The Chocolator is recommended by 0 out of 100 dentists.
But who gives a chocolate chip?
It's recommended by 100 out of 100 kids.
Order The Chocolator now, and we'll throw in absolutely free
this chocolate video tape!
Oh, a video all about chocolate?
No, a chocolate video tape.
Mm! Fast forward me to chocolate heaven!
I have a headache.
[shrieking]
Does chocolate cure headaches?
I have no idea!
Join us next week and we'll show you how you can use The Chocolator
to redecorate your house.
Until next time, see you later!
Make that Chocolator!
See ya!