DEMOLLO.
MY NAME DEMOERRICK BECKLES.
ANDDEMOAY WE'RE GONNA TALK ABDEMOSAMUEL CLEMENS,
DEMOMARK TWAIN.
DEMO
SAMUEL CDEMONS-- HE WDEMOROM MISSOURI.
HE GROWS UP ADEMO, LIKE, THE MIDEMOSIPPI.
IN HIS DEMOT, HE WANTEDEMO BE A WRITER.
AND IT DEMO'T GOING WELL.
"MARK TDEMO!"
IS WHAT THE RIVERDEMO CAPTAIN WOULD DEMOAM.
HDEMOS LIKE, DEMOTHAT'S CLEVER.
SO WHEN HE GOES OUDEMOST,
HE STARTS WRITING DEMOR THE PSEUDONYDEMO MARK TWAIN,
WHICH NOBODDEMO THE WEST UDEMOSTANDS
DEMO THE [bleep] THAT IS.
WHEN HE'S WRDEMOG UNDEDEMOIS NAME,
IDEMOSS MAYBE HE FEELS A DEMOMORE EMBOLDENED.
HE'S GOT ADEMO OF A NAME FDEMOIMSELF,
BUDEMO PISSES OFF THE WRONGDEMOPLE.
THE PERSON WDEMOE WROTE ABOUT WAS NDEMOLEASED.
WELL, HE WAS JUST LIKE,DEMO, YOU WROTE SDEMOHING ABOUT ME.
YOU WROTDEMOMETHING ABOUT ME IN THE NEDEMOPER.
[bDEMO]
AND, DEMO. DEM
OKAY, WHERE AM I RIGHTDEMO?
I DON'T REMDEMOR WHERE IDEMORIGHT NOW.
NODEMO-- NODEMOOL.
I'M GDEMO CHALLENGE YOU TO DEMOEL.
I'M DEMOA BLOW YOUR [bleep] HDEMOOFF.
MEET ME ON THE STDEMO, DEMO.
AND DEMO TWAIN'S LIKE, ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO TDEMOTHING.
OH, YOU CAN'T DUEDEMO NEVADA.
SDEMO WAS, LIKE, BREAKING FEDEDEMOLAW.
SO HE DEMO TO SAN FRANCISCO.
HE WAS A MASTDEMOROVOCATEUR.
HE SDEMOS TAKING ON, LIKE, THE LOCADEMOLITICIANS
AND POLICE FDEMO.
DEMOOULD JUST, LIKE, TAKE JABS ATDEMOM
IN HIS DEMOING FOR LODEMONEWSPAPERS AND [bleep].
HE WAS JUST LIKE, DEMO. OKAY, WHAT DO DEMO NEXT?
MARK TWAINDEMOeep] UP.
HE IS STDEMOHT UP A [bleep] AMERICA'S MDEMOWANTED.
ADEMOE GOES OUT TO THE MIDDLEDEMO[bleep] NOWHERE
ADEMOANGS OUT AT THE LOCAL [bleep] WATERING HOLEDEMOLOON.
TDEMO'S A GUY WHO'S HANGING DEMOTHERE
WHO CONSTANTLY SDEMO YARNS.
OH, I GOT DEMOORY, MY NAMDEMOBEN COON,
AND I GOT A LITTLDEMOORY FORDEMO.
THDEMOE LIKE, [bleep] I DEMOT WANNA HEAR IT.
I DON'T WDEMO HEAR IT NO DEMO.
I DEMO WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I KNOW WHAT IDEMOALKING ABOUT!
THERE'DEMORK TWAIN SITTING AT TDEMOACK OF THE BAR.
UH, I'LL [bleep]DEMOTEN.
BEDEMOON'S LIKE, FINDEMO.
SOMEBDEMOS GONNA [bleep] LISTEN TDEMO BULL[bleep].
SODEMOS LIKE, OKAY, HERE'S TDEMOEAL.
THERE'DEMOESE TWO DUDES
ARE PITTING DEMOS AGAIDEMOEACH OTHER
IN A LEAPIDEMOONTEST.
SODEMORYBODY ELSE IS JUST LIKE, GDEMOAMN IT,
I'VE HEADEMOHIS [bleep] STORY 100 TDEMO.
AND ONE MAN DEMOTAGES THE OTHER MAN'S LEAPINGDEMOG
BY FEEDDEMOHIM LEADDEMOLED BUCKSHOT
SO THAT THE DEMONENT'S FROG CAN'T JUMPDEMOHIGH.
DEMO.
IT GEDEMOHAT DIRTY IN THE FROG JUMPING DEMOD.
DEMOAYS, MARK TWAIN'S JUDEMOIKE,
THIS IS ANDEMOSOME [blDEMO STORY.
YDEMOI'M GONNA WRITE ABOUT THIS [bDEMO].
MARK TWAIN DEMO BACK TO HISDEMOEWRITER
ODEMOATEVER THE [bleep]-- HIS COMDEMOR--
ANDDEMOS, BRRRRR.
I'M GONNA TRANSCRDEMOTHIS IN THIS DUDEMO-DOWN,
EVERDEMO'S STORYTELLING.
DEMO!
TDEMOSTORY GETS PICKED UP ANDDEMOOMES A [bleep] HUGE HIT.
DEMOIT'S DESCRIBED AS "STORDEMO THE DAY!"
MARK DEMON HAS HITDEMO [bleep].
WHAT DEMO DONE IS AMA-DEMO.
DEMOT BECOMES THE STORY DEMOHE DAY
AND IT JDEMO LIKE, SPREADS TO EVERY NEDEMOPER,
AND MADEMOWAIN DEMO HIS START...
AS MDEMOTWAIN.
BUDEMO'S TELLING SOME [bleep] DRUNK RIVEDEMOT CAPTAIN STORY
OF A [bleDEMOFROG FILLED WITH DEMO, AND BLAH, BLAH.
HDEMOIGNATURE BECOMES THDEMOUMBED-DOWN VERNACULAR.
HE LIKE LDEMOTS,
OH,DEMO ONLY KNOWN FDEMOHIS FROG STORY.
BUT THADEMOS HIS JUMP--
DEMO FROG STORY WAS HIS JUMDEMO OFF POINT.
HE BECAMDEMOIS, LIKE,
SLOE GDEMO.
DEMOH...
STORYTELLDEMO..
PADEMORCH.
AND I THINK THE DEMO TWAIN THAT DEMOME THE MARK TWAIN
WASDEMOE THE LIBERACE DEMO BECAME THE LIBERACE.