- We have a cold open,
Michael and Dwight are throwing a football.
- I will never forget this cold open.
- Okay.
Oh boy.
- Do you wanna know why?
- Tell.
- [Angela] Rainn runs at Leslie and, like,
Heisman's him, basically. - [Jenna] Yeah.
- [Angela] Leslie was not expecting it.
- [Jenna] Oh, dear.
- [Angela] It wasn't really in the script.
Leslie went flying.
So, when Leslie lost his balance,
he started steamrolling back and I was under that.
- [Jenna] Wow.
- [Angela] They pulled Leslie up and Oscar goes,
"Oh my God, Angela?"
(laughing)
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- So, this episode aired in the United States
on March 2nd, in 2006.
However, in Canada, it aired the day before.
- Oh. - It aired a day early
and this was due to a scheduling conflict
with the season finale of Skating with Celebrities.
- [Angela] Oh.
- So, in the United States, we aired on NBC
and Skating with Celebrities aired on Fox.
But in Canada, they both aired on the same network,
this Global Television network
and the finale of Skating with Celebrities
was at the same time as this episode.
So, they had to air us one day early.
So, everyone in Canada got to see this one day early.
- Well, how about that.
- Yeah.
- Who was on Skating with Celebrities?
- [Jenna] Kristy Swanson won.
- [Angela] Hey!
- [Jenna] She defeated Jillian Barberie
and her partner to win the shows first
and only championship.
- Wow. - Yeah.
Oh, here's something interesting,
the very next day it was announced that it was canceled.
- Oh, no. - [Jenna] Yeah.
- [Angela] So, it was like, I won.
- [Jenna] Canceled. - Canceled.
I want bowling with celebrities.
- I'd do it. - I would do it.
- You know, I got four strikes in a row the other day,
Angela, I got, like, what is that?
That's more than a Turkey.
- [Angela] I don't, I just liked the idea of, like,
some kind of reality championship where I can have beer
and, like, a slice of pizza while doing my activity.
- [Jenna] Bowling with Celebrities.
- [Angela] Bowling with Celebrities.
- What's that thing where you throw beanbags into a hole
in your backyard?
- Cornhole! - Cornhole, so-
- I love cornhole.
- Cornhole with Celebrities.
- Cornhole with Celebrities,
I already do that all the time.
I mean, I'm not, I'm sort of, you know,
not a major celebrity, but-
- Is cornhole also a phrase for something dirty?
- Probably, is it, it has to do with your but, maybe.
Sam, why are we looking at you?
- Beavis and Butthead, did they say?
- You don't have to look to me for every...
(laughing)
- Is that a reference for your butthole?
- Yes, it is.
- So, maybe no Cornhole with Celebrities.
- It's still really fun.
I mean- - Which part?
(laughing)
- But here's the thing, here's my bowling strategy.
- I can't wait to hear it.
- Here's- - Don't cut this.
- [Angela] Every time, I walk up and I just try to line up
with that little center triangle.
- [Jenna] The arrow?
Yeah.
- [Angela] And then I try to look at that
and then I roll it down, the ball goes super slow.
- [Jenna] Okay.
- [Angela] 'Cause I usually bowl with, like,
a 10 pound ball.
I'm like gone, fighting the kids for their balls.
- [Jenna] This is fascinating, it's fascinating,
keep going, don't stop.
- And the ball goes super slow, super slow.
And then I get, like, a strike, but it's like,
it takes like five minutes.
It's like dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk.
And then I think 'cause the ball is going so slow,
I, usually there's like one or two left.
I come really close to getting a strike.
So, that, that's how I bowl.
- Don't stop talking about it, Angela,
Keep telling me more details.
- Yeah, I don't, I either do that
or I just get a gutter ball.
- I would've pegged, so, it's interesting to me,
I will say now, I'm very interested.
It's very interesting to me
that you take the time to line it up
and you do the thing.
You know, you go for the arrow.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Because I might've pegged you as a person-
- [Angela] Willy nilly?
- Not Willy nilly, but where you're like,
I'm gonna just chunk it.
I'm gonna chunk it real hard.
- Did you say chunk it?
- I did it for you so you'd understand what I meant.
- Oh, shut up.
You shut up.
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- Well, Jim gets up in the conference room
and announces he's going on a trip
and he would like some suggestions on where to go.
So, Kevin suggests he go to Hedonism.
He says, it's like club med, but everything is naked.
- I did not Google that, I didn't wanna know.
Did you? - I did.
- Oh my God. - I did.
- You did? - I did.
- Is it a real thing?
- It is a real resort in Jamaica.
- And everyone's naked.
- Yup, that, well, okay.
Their website describes it as quote,
a lifestyle friendly, clothing optional resort.
Also described as the sexiest place on earth,
where you can be as mild or wild as you like.
What does that mean?
- Okay, so here's the deal, I really looked into it.
So, there are clothing optional sections of the resort
and then there are nude sections.
- [Angela] So, like you could be going down the buffet-
- [Jenna] That, you cannot do.
- [Angela] Like getting your pancakes and scrambled eggs.
- [Jenna] No, for health reasons,
you must wear a coverup in the lobby and around food.
- [Angela] Well, thank you for that.
- But if you're in the nude pool or the nude beach,
you have to be nude.
But if you're in the clothing optional part,
you can wear, sort of, the suggestion is like, you know,
go sexy.
You wear a little something.
But here was one thing I found interesting.
If you enter a nude area,
you've got a 10 minute grace period to disrobe.
- [Angela] And they're like-
- [Jenna] Then you gotta get out.
- [Angela] You're not here to looksy, looksy.
- [Jenna] That's right.
- [Angela] Join us or you're out.
- We're gonna give you 10 minutes
to take off your stuff.
But there's more.
You thought there wasn't but there is.
- No, I actually figured you had something else coming.
I'm cringing, I'm waiting.
- [Jenna] They have a playroom-
- [Angela] Oh, God.
- [Jenna] For couples, single women and invited single men.
- [Angela] Oh, Lord.
- [Jenna] It's open from 10:30 PM to 3:00 AM.
- [Angela] You go wrestle with your friends.
- I don't know.
Most people who stay at the resorts are couples,
but they do have single person rates available.
A few more facts.
There is no tipping allowed.
- [Angela] Who are you tipping?
- Your waitstaff, but it's all inclusive.
- Oh, okay.
- So, I mean, I think that
that is an important thing to know
because where would you put the money?
- Oh. - You're naked.
- You're naked.
- So, don't let it stress you out.
There's no tipping allowed. - Yeah.
- [Jenna] Don't worry about where you're carrying
the extra cash. - [Angela] Yeah.
- [Jenna] Not a problem.
One of the frequently asked questions is,
are there irons and ironing boards?
- For what?
- I don't know but the answer is yes.
So, yes, they do have irons and ironing boards,
so, also you can renew your vows there.
- Okay, all right.
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- Toby suggests that Jim go to Amsterdam.
He says he went there after his divorce for a week
or maybe a month, he can't remember.
- Poor Toby.
- Creed says he should go to Hong Kong.
Well, at nine minutes, 29 seconds, creed has a talking head,
for anyone wondering, Creed is speaking Mandarin.
- [Angela] Yeah.
- And he says, hello, my Chinese friends.
That's what he's saying in Mandarin.
I reached out to Creed.
- [Angela] Yeah?
- He said, when I was in Germany in 1964,
I conversed in a rudimentary fashion
because I'd studied a year in college.
But he said he hasn't used it since,
he says he does not speak Japanese or Mandarin or Cantonese,
which is actually the language they speak in Hong Kong,
mostly, not Mandarin.
But he said, I do have a made up language
that I've been trying to get accepted.
- [Angela] That, I believe.
- But he's been meeting resistance
and he used it during his stint as manager
for that week at Dunder Mifflin.
Well then we go to Jim and Dwight's desks,
Angela and Dwight is talking all about the,
he's gonna go to New Zealand.
I don't know, he tells Jim he should go to New Zealand
and walk the Lord of the Rings trail.
- Well, well. - Okay,
I did not understand any of that.
Did you understand that?
- Of course I did, so Jim-
- You knew what all that stuff meant?
- I knew what all of it meant, Jenna.
But Jim is like, Dwight, where would you,
if you could go anywhere and Dwight was like,
I can go anywhere and I will.
- [Jenna] Yeah.
- [Angela] But one of the places he would like to go
is New Zealand 'cause he wants to walk
the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor.
- I don't know what that is, Is that a place?
- Mordor. - Mordor is a castle?
- It's a place. - Is it a castle or is it,
like, something hidden under a rock in the ground?
- It's a place. - Is it a village?
- Mordor is where Sauron is.
- Yeah.
- So where, sorry, what is Sauron?
- Sauron, the eye of Sauron.
- Is that a thing or a person?
- I don't know how to describe it, it's pure evil.
- How can you not describe-
- How do you describe the eye of Sauron?
It's like a- - Why would you wanna-
- Like an evil spirit.
- But it's not a person?
- Sam, how do I explain eye of Sauron?
- I think it was, it was a person.
- It was a person and he's gaining his power back and then-
- Yeah, if her gets the ring, then he can be a person again.
- Then he can be fully complete and he'll reign pure hell
all over the land.
So- - See,
your difficulty in explaining it to me
is why I don't like to watch it.
- Well, I'm not-
- Because it's like- - I don't, I'm not-
- So convoluted.
- I'm not as versed in Lord of the Rings.
- Okay, all right.
- So that, but I do know that the trail to Mordor and-
- Why would you wanna go there?
Why, are people trying to go to Mordor
or not trying to go to Mordor?
- You don't wanna go there.
- Why, so why does Dwight wanna go there?
- I mean, there's like lava fields
and all this kind of craziness and then hike Mount Doom.
I think Dwight is, like, a huge Lord of the Rings fan.
He basically wants to be one of the Lord of the rings.
He wants to be on this journey and adventure.
- Let me ask you this-
- But it's filmed in New Zealand and it's gorgeous.
So I would love to go.
- Is, are they the Lords of the rings
because it's their job to keep the rings
from the eye of Swarson?
- Oh, good God.
Are you-
- Or because they wanna get the ring to him?
- No.
- So he turns into a regular person again.
- No, first of all, are you trying to say it wrong?
- No, I don't.
- Swarson?
- Swanson? Swarden?
- [Angela] Swarson. - [Jenna] Swarson.
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