(intro music)
- It's just so nice to see them having fun,
you know, playing outside.
- Which one's yours?
- One? I wish! I have three.
Over there.
- Hi Jess!
- Hi!
- Hi boys!
Hi!
I'm the mom of our group of friends.
- Oh, that's nice.
- Yeah.
- Wait, I thought that you said three? I only see two.
- Oh, yeah, my Katie is late to everything.
She'll show up soon with a coffee
and some excuse about traffic or her alarm. Oh, here she is.
- Sorry I'm late. My alarm didn't go off,
and also traffic is so bad!
- Katie, your overalls are inside-out.
- I know!
- You know, I started telling her
to come to things 30 minutes earlier than everybody,
hoping that it would even out,
but, uh... she caught on.
- So smart.
- Jess, Jess, Jess!
- Can you hold our stuff please?
- Can you please just hold our cell phone and our wallet?
- Yeah, they're stupid!
- Stupid?
I'll hold the stupid thing, okay.
- Don't let us forget.
- Don't let us forget!
- It's on you. - Don't let us.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna beat you!
- No, no, no!
- Raf. Hey, Raf, come here.
You have a stain.
- Oh, yeah, I got it last week. I haven't washed it since.
- We went to Korean barbeque last week for Raffy's birthday
and, you know, it was cash only, and nobody brought any,
even though we've been there, like, seven times.
Still waiting to get Venmo'd for that one.
- Uh, Jess? When are we going to the beer garden?
- Raf! Raf, come on!
- 8:30, remember?
I texted you. I sent a group invite.
We talked about it in person.
- Yeah, okay, cool!
- Okay.
- Ugh. Ladies. My Amelia. Look what she made.
(ladies aww)
- Oh, my Aiden is an artist, too!
- Oh, that is adorable!
My Raffy designed his own tattoo.
He said it symbolizes space.
I'm begging him not to get it, but we'll see what happens.
- That's so creative.
- Those are permanent.
- Trap?
What are you doing?
- Nothing.
- What's in your hand?
- Whiskey.
- Where did you find it?
- On the ground.
- You don't drink things that you find here!
- I want some!
- You're not my real mom, you can't tell me what to do!
- I don't know what's gotten into him.
- I think it's just the terrible 32's.
- Hey Jess, Jess, when are we going to the beer garden?
- 8:30. Tonight. Remember, we just talked about it?
- No we didn't.
- No. - No.
- Okay, I did remind you, yeah.
(child crying)
- Oh, sweetie, did you get a boo-boo?
Oh, come here.
(Katie crying)
- Oh, Katie, come here.
What is it, what happened?
- I texted Mark and he didn't text me back.
What's wrong with me?
- Oh, there there, nothing's wrong with you.
Even though I am fraught with
my own self conscious insecurities,
I'll put them aside to help you out, yeah?
You're wonderful.
- Thank you. Here, put this in your purse.
- Okay.
- [Woman] Kids. They certainly are a handful.
- Tell me, why are you still friends with them?
- Well, I'm a 30-year-old woman.
So it is harder to make friends at this point in my life.
And uh, I have this need to be in control of everything,
you know, while resenting it at the same time,
so there's that. (laughs)
- Well, if that's not being a mom,
then I don't know what is.
(all laugh)
- [Katie] Jess, we're going to Trap's house
and we're gonna make each other
watch YouTube videos that we like.
- Okay, well, uh, text me when you get there,
and don't forget about the beer garden tonight, okay?
- We're going to a beer garden?
- Yes, yes, we've talked about this.
- No. - No.
- No, I did bring it up.
- Alright, bye!
- You can't gaslight me, I did this.
- Oh, we're gonna see a movie at 8:30
if you wanna come.
- Oh.
(rustling through purse)
I knew they were gonna forget.
(all laugh)
(upbeat music)
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