[laughing]
[yelling]
Hello sir.
Have you heard of the most wonderful
restaurant in all of Bikini Bottom, The Krusty Krab?
Of course I have That's where I'm going
if you get out of my way.
Please accept one of our flyers.
And consider dining at our fine dining establishment
The next time you're feeling hungry.
But I'm hungry now.
[laughing]
Okay already!
[groaning]
Thank you sir! Tell all your...
friends.
I need 20 krabby patties, please.
Sure thing, old buddy old squid. 20 krabby patties coming--
[meowing]
the You're right, Gary.
It is unhealthy to think about
the Krusty Krab while I'm on vacation.
I need to get out of the house.
Mr. Krabs, he's out there again.
I'll deal with this.
Boy! You're on Krusty Krab property! Back it up!
Further.
Further, further, further,
further, further, further, further.
That'll do.
I just can't decide what to order.
You already ordered.
Don't rush me, young lady.
Hurry up, SpongeBob.
What is taking you so long?
I'm adding the love.
you are not being paid to love.
I'm not in it for the money.
What do you boys think of my masterpiece?
New business hours.
6 am to 11 pm.
What? That is totally unfair!
Squidward's right. That's totally unfair.
Couldn't we get to work earlier than 6 am?
Like 5:30 am? Or 5 am? Or 4 am? Or--
Zip it!
It was sure nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.
And at $50 an hour too. When I started working here,
I had to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour.
Today is the beginning of the judging
for employee of the Month.
SpongeBob. Don't you know that award is a scam?
What do you mean?
Mr. Krabs gives you that award.
So you'll work harder for no extra money.
That is not true, Squidward.
He gives it to me because I work harder.
You can win it, too. If you tried harder.
Oh for what? To get my face on the wall of shame.
Squidward, you've got it all wrong.
Having pride in your work is nothing to be ashamed of.
Why It's the only thing that makes it all worthwhile.
That'a boy SpongeBob.
Kick it into high gear. We got a big order.
I'm counting on you, boy.
I need you to raise that spatula!
Yeah, and I need you to say team Krusty Krab!
Team Krusty Krab!
That's my boy. Now make me 10,000 patties!
And no breaks!
Did you hear that, Spatula?
You, me and 10,000 krabby patties.
And the best part?
No breaks.
[screaming]
I'll take this old roadside stand off your hands for keeps.
And in exchange, I'll give you the Krusty Krab.
With Squidward, the grill and all those squeaky pickles.
What did you say, Mr. Krabs?
Here is the key to the Krusty Krab.
She's yours now.
Thank you.
What should I do now, Mr. Krabs?
Run to her, boy.
She's waiting for you.
I can't feel my legs Mr. Krabs.
Don't worry, lad. I'll fix it.
Get this to the Krusty Krab on the double!
Good luck, lad.
Dreams do come true.
♪ The Krusty Krab pizza ♪
♪ Is the pizza, free delivery ♪
♪ The Krusty Krab pizza ♪
♪ Is the pizza, very tasty ♪
Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?
I can't, it's for the customer.
Who cares about the customer?
I do!
Well I don't!
[gasping]
Squidward.
Wait, Mr. Krabs, who's is in charge while you're out?
[unintelligibly mumbling]
[groaning]
[unintelligibly mumbling]
Huh? SpongeBob?
- Let's go. - No! No!
Ooh! He picked me!
I'm in charge! Don't worry Mr. Krabs!
I'll be the best boss the Krusty Krab ever had.
Just like you Mr. Krabs!
From now on the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day.
What?
[crowd cheering]
Wow, now we never have to stop working.
Mr. Krabs...
See you in the morning boys. I can't hang out here all night.
I got a life.
Mr. Krabs!
Isn't this great Squidward?
Just you and me together for hours and hours and hours.
And then the sun will come up and it will be tomorrow
and we'll still be working.
It will be just like a sleepover.
Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!
You work at the Krusty Krab?
I don't just work there.
I'm vice assistant general manager
in charge of certain things.
That's me turning the front door key.
That's me serving customers,
and that's me performing sanitary maintenance.
Ooh, who's that?
Oh, that? That's me making krabby patties.
The best job in the world.
It's my calling. There it is.
The finest eating establishment ever established
for eating, the Krusty Krab, home of the krabby patty,
with a help wanted sign in the window.
For years, I have been dreaming of this moment.
I am going to go in there, march straight to the manager,
look him straight in the eye, lay it on the line.
And I can't do this.
You're fired.
No! Not that! Anything but that!
So, if you could just hand over your spatula...
Um, I'll just take that.
[crying]
Here, I'll get that for you.
[crying]
I also need a hat.
I'll also need the hat.
[crying]
Allow me.
[crying]
Go ahead, take a moment to collect yourself.
Long as you need.
[crying]
I'm not a very strong swimmer.